Introduction

I'm Jack Zartan, a ruthless and successful bank executive in New York City. My dad was a sperm donor and left me and my mom before I was even born. Growing up, I really hated that bastard for leaving us all alone. I'm also a part time professional wrestler and fitness model, and really prefer the feeling of being barely dressed even though I look damn hot in a suit, too. Would rather be not be wearing all that much at all. It was during a photo shoot one day that I got a glimpse of this "Jungle Lord" named "Tarzan," on a magazine cover and suddenly all the pieces fit together.

Now, I'm in the jungle looking for my father. . . . to punish him for leaving us . . . .and to claim my rightful place as LORD OF THE JUNGLE!!

Last login: 2026-08-09
Start of membership: 2022-07-13