Teen Fight Club

Brown_Fighter: After beating you twice in the fed, we both have rivalry which i want to settle and shut you down. With no fed dates available, i propose we meet at my basement ring. I'm waiting for you

Karate_Kid: I agree to this private bout with you. arrive at your basement ring

Karate_Kid: "so what kind of fight is this going to be, Levi-san?"

Brown_Fighter: I see you showed up and I am already in my low cut red speedo and barefoot, I slide in the ring and say, "Everything except ball busting"

Karate_Kid: you are in your low cut speedo so I strip down to my white jockstrap

Karate_Kid: "okay. no low blows. win by submission or pinfall?"

Brown_Fighter: "oh jock strap. not your pants" I admire and bounce on my toes

Karate_Kid: I get into the ring. bow to you and move into karate stance

Brown_Fighter: I flex while you bow - you get into karate stance - I change tactic and instead of lunging towards you, i rush to clothesline you

Karate_Kid: duck your clothesline. try to send a kick to your back as you fly by

Brown_Fighter: You duck and i go rushing towards the ropes - about to ricochet back but hold the rope to turn around

Karate_Kid: you hold the ropes. I take some quick steps forward. jump up. trying to hit you with a flying drop-kick and send you down to the hard floor outside the ring

Brown_Fighter: Small feet slamming into my pecs, it is not the weight but the sheer momentum makes me flip over the ropes and down on the floor. I groan as I try to stand up

Karate_Kid: I run to the opposite ropes, run back, launch myself through the ropes. trying to shoulder slam into you as you try to stand up

Brown_Fighter: I turn around and fall flat on the hard ground again in my own basement as you slam into me.

Karate_Kid: you fall flat on the ground. I get back into the ring. climb the corner. look at you down there. launch up. trying to hit you with a body splash to the outside of the ring

Brown_Fighter: You are moving too fast today and not the way I was hoping for the match to start as you make me jackknife when you body splash me

Karate_Kid: I land the body splash. you somehow are not on top of your wrestling today

Karate_Kid: "you okay?" I'm afraid I might have hurt you.

Brown_Fighter: I mutter ' stupid bitch' as you ask me, I put my hand on your pecs and push you up and away

Karate_Kid: I frown. "stupid bitch?" extend my leg and try to kick you hard in your stomach

Brown_Fighter: I take your kick and groan but the kick does one thing, it makes me roll away from you. I get to the apron and try to slide in

Karate_Kid: I follow you back into the ring. stepping through the ropes

Karate_Kid: waiting until you try to get up. then run at you with my arm extended for a clothesline

Brown_Fighter: Daniel is just too fast today - the clothesline connect as soon as I stand up - making me stumble back to the corner. But I go for a kick to your thigh as you come closer

Karate_Kid: I hit the clothesline. but you go for a kick to my thigh as I close in. back off a step and then go for a karate fist to your navel

Brown_Fighter: Groaning as the gut buster makes me bend over and I make my own fist and go for an uppercut to your jaw

Karate_Kid: ARRGH uppercut to my jaw. you are still fighting back stronger than I was expecting. stumbling back holding my jaw

Brown_Fighter: "you think i am a pushover?' i say and again go for a kick to your thigh

Karate_Kid: aargh another kick to my thigh. making me go to one knee. I though I had you there before

Brown_Fighter: I smile and rush towards you and come for kick towards your pecs

Karate_Kid: I roll out of the way at the last moment. getting back up and into karate stance

Brown_Fighter: I stumble forward and turn around and see you in the same stance. I weave my head and go for a punch to your jaw

Karate_Kid: I duck your punch. but barely. sending a swinging punch to the side of your head

Brown_Fighter: Your punch connects and wobbles me a bit, I go for a chop at your pecs

Karate_Kid: OUCH. hard pec chop. I stumble back holding my pecs

Brown_Fighter: i smile and then take a step forward and go for another

Karate_Kid: OUUUCHHH stumbling back into the ropes

Brown_Fighter: I smile and then grab your wrist and pull you towards me and try to wrap my arm around your body

Karate_Kid: you pull me close. I shoot my elbow into your face as you try to go for what I guess should become a bearhug

Brown_Fighter: My eyes crossed as the elbow slammed into me - stumbling and wobbling

Karate_Kid: you stumble back and I try to keep the momentum. sending a fist up your jaw

Brown_Fighter: my head snaps back and I stumble more to the middle of the ring. I bring my arm up for defensive pose

Karate_Kid: one swift kick to your solar plexus. than another kick right up your jaw

Brown_Fighter: The kick makes me bend and then head flipped back as I slump into the ropes

Karate_Kid: you slump into the ropes and I immediately follow up with another hard kick to your stomach

Karate_Kid: then another hard roundhouse kick to the side of your head

Brown_Fighter: You see me like in a slow motion going down on the mat - as my head hit the mat

Karate_Kid: you go down like in slow motion. I grab your arm and your leg and move you close to the corner. then climb the corner post. jumping up. trying to hit you with an elbow drop across your chest from the top of the corner

Brown_Fighter: THE elbow makes me jackknife after the brutal roundhouse kick. I try to roll away from you towards the ropes

Karate_Kid: you try to roll away. I grab your ankles. yank left leg up. then smash it down hard. making your knee hit the floor hard

Brown_Fighter: I scream and grab my knee and roll around in pain

Karate_Kid: that's a new move I learned. it seems to work. you roll around. I grab your other leg. yank it up. and smash it down as well

Karate_Kid: that should slow you down

Brown_Fighter: When you grab my leg, i know what is coming - i say ...'no no no' and then you slam it again. I hold both knees and roll around

Karate_Kid: you roll around. I grab your ankles. pull you close to the corner post. then yank the inner thigh of your left leg hard against the corner post. then repeat the move with your right leg

Brown_Fighter: Arghhhh! I am screaming hard as you destroy my thighs. i can barely move in my own ring

Karate_Kid: you are down on the floor. barely moving. I jump up and down with both boots on your stomach

Brown_Fighter: Getting trampled and I curl up . The Kid beating me in my own turf

Karate_Kid: "you got enough? want to submit, Levi?"

Brown_Fighter: yes. yes. I raise my arm up. you win

Brown_Fighter: dang.

Karate_Kid: I raise my arm and look down at you smiling. Finally Levi lieing at my feet beaten down.