Tag Team Battle Royale

Walrus: I had been asked by big brother well fat brother Wobble to tag with him against two huge men. Each tag team was weighing in between 725 and 750 lbs. Ring especially reinforced to take the weight of these behemoths

Big_Bull_Brock: After my last match against Big Bear, we agreed to form a tag team and our first opponent will be Wobble and Walrus. I weigh 320 lbs while Big Bear weighs 410 lbs and we call ourselves the Big Beasts. All four combatants are currently in the reinforced ring while the rules are being announced--classic pro match, pin or submission to win. Only one wrestler of each team is allowed to be in the ring. I'm letting Big Bear take the lead against our first victims.

Belly_Wobble: Pin submission or ko ! I intend to ko Big Bear. I belly bounce with Walrus. We had decided to call ourselves the Bellybusters

IamBigBear: Big Bear’s mountainous form takes up the entire turnbuckle. Clad only in a black speedo and black boots, his massive chest and rotund belly sit atop tree trunk thighs and thick calves. His broad back pressed against the ringpost. He converses with Big Bull Brock for a moment and waves to the crowd before focusing his attention on his opponent. Known to be a powerful heel, he cracks his thick knuckles and awaits the bell.

Belly_Wobble: I was 420 lb and Walrus 330 lb. I decide to go first as I see the heavier opponent is in the ring. In my usual red singlet. Flexing at Big Bear to intimidate him

IamBigBear: Big Bear thick neck turns slightly, and he grins beneath his chubby bearded maw. Walking to center ring, he flexes his wrists and prepares for a test of strength. Each step of the sumo sized bear shaking the mat like an earthquake. “You sure are a big man. Will be a shame to force you to tap out frantically.” He growls deeply not breaking eye contact with his opponent. His tone says he means business and his stance conveying that danger approaches.

Announcer: “Folks, Welcome to this Tag Team Battle of the Behemoths as four enormous men are waging war inside the reinforced ring. The Bellybusters formed by Belly Wobble and Walrus vs The Big Beasts comprised of Big Bull Brock and Big Bear. We are in for an exciting pro wrestling match folks. One pinfall. Let’s see what monumental mayhem these titans can unleash. 

The bell sounds

Belly_Wobble: I also move to centre of ring. Also shaking the ring as I approach you. I have no intention of attempting a test of strength.

Belly_Wobble: Instead, as I get near to you i charge at you to slam into you - huge belly into huge belly to try to knock you over

IamBigBear: You slam your heavy torso into Big Bear’s massive body. As he absorbs the blow, he takes a single step back. Coming back forward with momentum, he tries to throw a sledgehammer of an elbow at your chest.

Belly_Wobble: BOOM as 420 lbs slams into 409 lb !! Your bulk absorbing impact much to my amazement. Crowd cheering as you remain on your feet. Usually crowd chant "you fat bastard" at me but not today as it could apply to all four of us.

Belly_Wobble: Then BOOM as your elbow slams into my chest followed by your huge belly slamming into me. Forcing me back two steps. Angry I move back but then rather than attempt another charge I retreat to my corner to tag in a rather reluctant Walrus

IamBigBear: Big Bear stretches his python sized arm. The ring shaking as Belly Wobble takes the tremendous hit and steps back to tag his partner in. Noticing the change, Big Bear slowly backs up into the corner as his burly hands high five the other half of the Big Beasts and Big Bull Brock makes his way into the ring. Big Bear squeezing through the top and mid rope and watching from the turnbuckle.

Walrus: Now it’s the lighter men in the ring! Walrus pleased that Big Bear is letting Brock get in as he challenges Brock to a belly against belly - each man charges at each other and tries to knock other over with their belly and bulk as they collide

Belly_Wobble: I am watching BigBear making sure he stays outside the ring

Big_Bull_Brock: Big Bull snickers as he watches Wobble run away right after the first clash with Big Bear. He gladly accepts the tag, producing a loud slapping sound as their thick hands meet, then enters the ring. Wearing matching gear with his partner, black trunks and black boots, Big Bull is eager to get some action.

Big_Bull_Brock: At 320 lbs, he's the lightest of the four wrestlers but definitely not the weakest, as he's about to show. He sees Walrus charging at him and starts running to meet him in the center. Both have different plans however as Walrus extends his belly for a belly tackle while Big Bull sidesteps with one hand extended for a massive clothesline at Walrus's neck!

Walrus: In my purple singlet with my belly and chest exposed to highlight my girth and bulk

Walrus:

Walrus: Charging at the bulk called Big Bull Brock then I see him sidestep at last moment. Like a supertanker I can’t stop suddenly and even though I see the arm outstretched I can’t avoid it. It connects perfectly as I go off my feet onto my back next to you clutching my crushed windpipe

IamBigBear: Big Bear makes a big grin and nods his head. Clapping at the powerhouse of a bear his massive tag team partner is. Hyping the crowd up as the cheer for Big Bull Brock.

Belly_Wobble: Watching Walrus go over that easily I decide to get in ring to help him - gesturing at Brock and trying to slam my bulk into him

IamBigBear: Big Bear notices wobble enter the ring and quickly yells “Ref, look over there! Both men are in. Get on em. Do your job.” Big Bear growls.

Big_Bull_Brock: Big Bull is looking down at the downed Walrus, circling him like a prey. He jumps up and comes down with one elbow extended, right onto Walrus's face. Only then does he notice what's going on in the opposing corner, Wobble trying to barge in, but the referee is trying his best to hold the fat man back. "Wait for your turn, fucker!" Big Bull growls at Wobble, getting distracted for a moment.

 Walrus: On the ground watching Brock circle me like a carnivore hunting prey

Walrus: Suddenly BOOM as your elbow hits my face. Dazing me.

Belly_Wobble: I have distracted ref by telling him BigBear is getting in too. So as Brock starts to get up after the elbow drop I manage to slam into him then getting my arms around him in a bearhug. Pushing him towards a neutral corner to allow Walrus to get up

 Big_Bull_Brock: Big Bull is just getting up when he gets slammed by Wobble and then dragged away in a bearhug, seeing the ref go to his corner for some dumb reason. "Fucker, can't play fair for one goddamn minute? Fine, I'll take you on too!" Big Bull smashes his forehead onto Wobble's face, dazing him and using the opening to pry Wobble's arms away from him. He then slams his knee onto Wobble's big belly and pulls the big man into a headlock. The ref turns around and sees Wobble in the ring, tells him to get out or his team is disqualified.

Belly_Wobble: BOOM big headbutt from the thick skull of Brock. Then a knee to my belly. Luckily, I am so sat it does litter damage. Dazed from headbutt I can’t prevent you getting me in a headlock. We are near to your corner as Walrus goes over to try to help Wobble but as he is staggering a bit from earlier attack will he get in reach of Big Bear

 Walrus: I go over to try to help Wobble but as I am staggering a bit from earlier attack will i get in reach of Big Bear

 Belly_Wobble: I am trapped as ref yells at me, but I can’t get out of ring

Walrus: Almost at Wobble I stagger to left and hold onto ropes just by Big Bear

IamBigBear: Big Bear reaches over and grabs Walrus’s head from outside the ropes. Pausing for just a moment, Big Bear smashes is huge forehead into Walrus’s head, stunning them. Grabbing the back of their head, Big Bear yanks them mightily over the top rope and out of the ring as they crash to the ring apron and then to the hard concrete floor below.

IamBigBear: Big Bear then salutes his tag partner and jumps onto the chest of Walrus with a massive leg drop with his thick tree trunk thighs from the ring apron.

 Walrus: Suddenly a huge forearm smash into my head stunning me. Then I get lifted! 330 lb of fat man hoisted up and over top rope landing on the concrete floor on my back.  Belly up outside the ring! Then BOOM an enormous leg drop from the massive BigBear

Big_Bull_Brock: While Big Bear is taking care of Walrus, Big Bull is still holding down the bigger Wobble in the headlock. He pulls himself back into a DDT, slamming Wobble's face into the mat, leaving the big man dazed. He gets up and leaves toward his partner, the ref immediately going next to Wobble and once again try to get him out of the ring.

Belly_Wobble: Walrus coming to help then he gets attacked and thrown out of the ring. Still in headlock but then Brock slams me face first into the mat! Laying there groaning my head crushed and bleeding

Big_Bull_Brock: Big Bull sees Big Bear and Walrus outside the ring and jumps in to help. "Hold him down, partner." 

IamBigBear: Big Bear rolls out of the way and holds down Walrus’s arms.

Big_Bull_Brock Leaps over the top rope coming straight down at Walrus with a massive belly splash.

Walrus: My arms held down so I can’t roll away as I watch Brock leap over the top rope ! Nooooooooo I yell. But BOOM as he belly splashes me almost koing me from the force of the impact. Groaning as I lay there after the 320 lb human boulder lands on me. Falls only count in the ring so Brock if he wants the win will have to get my bulk back in there

IamBigBear: The ref jumps out of the ring waving his arms frantically.  Pushing the big men apart without much ground gained, he yells. “Alright break it up. The legal men are Big Bull Brock and Walrus. Big Bear, back to your corner.”

IamBigBear: Big Bear slowly stands up and reluctantly nods and climbs back up to stand by the ring post.

Big_Bull_Brock: Walrus down, Big Bear returning to his corner after the ref tried to get the match back in track. Big Bull drags Walrus up and shoves him below the bottom rope, forces him back inside the ring before climbing in himself. He lays on top of Walrus for the pin. Ref slides next to them and starts counting. 1!

Walrus: Shoved into ring as Brock lays on me for the pin. But luckily for me he didn’t try another belly splash or lift my leg. Ref counting two as I manage to slightly roll getting one shoulder just off the mat stopping the count

Belly_Wobble: I had crawled back to my own corner when I saw Brock lay on Walrus. Cheering as Walrus just gets shoulder up. Getting back into ring approaching them but then getting warned off by BigBear and the ref

Big_Bull_Brock: "Damn, how lucky for us this match isn't over yet." Big Bull stands up and drags Walrus with him back to his corner where Big Bear is waiting. He shoves Walrus into the turnbuckle then high fives his partner, switching place as he steps out of the ring and behind Walrus. Smirking, he pulls Walrus in a full nelson while Big Bear steps in front of him. Technically not against the rules as Big Bull is not inside the ring anymore.

IamBigBear: A thunderous high five echoes through the boisterous arena as fans cheer wildly. Big Bear squeezes his thick body through the ropes. Having watched all of the fun his powerhouse of a partner had, he’s ready to have some of his own. Watching Big Bull Brock pull Walrus back ferociously into a back breaking full nelson in the corner, Big Bear’s rotund body assumes a boxer’s stance. A flurry of blows bombard the vulnerable heavy torso of Walrus. A few sledgehammer fists land onto his belly, then his sweating chest, then his lower gut. After about 30 seconds of Walrus being used as a punching bag. Big Bear nods to Big Bull and gives smirk, signaling a trademark move is coming and to let the Walrus fall to the mat in the corner.

Big_Bull_Brock: Big Bull sees the signal and lets go of Walrus who immediately crumples down in the corner. "Damn fine work there, partner, give 'em hell." He then turns his focus onto Wobble on the opposite corner, ready to move in case the big man tries to go in again.

Walrus: Held by Brock I can’t fight back as my beautiful sexy belly gets pummelled and softened up - chest belly and lower gut swollen and sore! I collapse into the corner

Belly_Wobble: Furious you are effectively double teaming my partner I get in ring arguing with ref then when fails to stop it I go over and grab Big Bear round neck to try to drag him away I try to get arm around Big Bear neck but as I do so I see Brock re enter ring.

Big_Bull_Brock: Seeing Wobble jumps in the ring again, the ref looks fed up and is about to disqualify him for constantly interfering when Big Bull suddenly rushes past him and shoulder tackle the big man away from his partner. "Let me handle this fat fuck, you focus on finishing this match." Big Bull grapples with Wobble who outweighs him by 100 pounds, but his ex-powerlifter experience is helping him overpower the bigger man. Slowly, the Bull pushes Wobble to the ropes then throws him out. Following after him, both men begin their fight outside the ring while Big Bear and Walrus are still inside.

IamBigBear: Big Bear hears his partner cheer him on and waddles to the opposite corner. Standing a few feet from the ropes, Big Bear widens his already broad stance and crouches down. His tree trunk thighs bending beneath his bulk into a powerful sumo stance. One burly fist curls and reaches the mat, followed by the next fist hitting the mat. Looking up at the hefty walrus, now crumbled in the corner, his head dazed and bobbing on the bottom turnbuckle. His bear grins menacingly beneath his fluffy beard and begins to charge forward toward the prone opponent. The ring trembling beneath each step as the Big Bear gains more and more momentum slamming his enormous ass into the face of Walrus and causing the ring to move a few inches upon impact. Big Bear pulls down his speedo from behind, revealing his huge crack. He keeps his Grand Canyon in the face of Walrus for a Stink face as he catches a breather and takes in the uproarious applause of the crowd.

Walrus: Dazed all I can see is Bigbears bulk. Ring shaking as he turns. His massive butt is eclipsing everything else and is charges towards me

Walrus: Then BOOM as it collides with my face. Smothered by your huge sweaty stinky arse as you do an appalling stink face to me. Well appalling for everyone ever I love getting butt smothered as with a big groan I cum in my purple singlet

IamBigBear: Big Bear’s focus restored after he takes in the cheers of their fans, he slowly stands up and pulls his speedo back up a bit to recover his big ass cheeks. Turning around, he reaches down and picks up the destroyed body of Walrus by his beard. Once the big man is standing, Big Bear turns him around and lifts him onto his broad shoulders into a torture rack. With Walrus big body bent agonizingly backwards, Big Bear turns around and parades him to the four sides of the ring. Big Bear’s massive chest and rotund belly glistening with sweat in a dominant display of power.

Walrus: Lifted like a rag doll! Positioned in the torture rack my unsupple body arched backwards as I yell in agony. Crowd can see wet patch in my singlet as I get paraded around the ring

Big_Bull_Brock: Outside the ring, Big Bull smashes his boot on Wobble's belly to turn the big man over. He grabs both of Wobble's legs and drives the sole of his boot hard into Wobble's bulge. "Oh yeah, your partner is about to lose, and you can't do anything about it." Really rubbing it now, both with words and with my boot.

 Belly_Wobble: Booted so I turn over then my legs are locked and parted as Brock slams a boot into my huge balls. Illegal move but refuse in ring checking whether Walrus is ready to submit which he isn’t.

 Belly_Wobble: Held down so unable to help him

IamBigBear: Big Bear finishes parading Walrus around the ring. Standing again at ring center, he thrusts up forcefully with his oaken thighs causing Walrus to lift off of his broad shoulders. Quickly grabbing and spinning the big man, Big Bear lands a makeshift powerbomb onto Walrus. Slamming his back into the mat, between Big Bear’s thick legs, as Big Bear lands with him in a seated position.

IamBigBear: Putting his burly hands over the plumb belly of Walrus for a pin. The ref counts 1…2…

 Big Bear waits until the last second, then pulls his big hands off his opponent. Stopping the count and shaking his head menacingly.

Walrus: Powerbombed to the ground belly up as Big Bear lands by me, placing hands on my belly. Dazed and confused and hardly moving. Surely this is it but then you remove your hands stopping the count

IamBigBear: Big Bear rolls his heavy body to the side and slowly stands. Looking down at the obese Walrus below, Big Bear’s formidable silhouette casts a shadow over his opponent. Big Bear’s gaze shifts. Looking to each side of the arena he does his signature Big Bear Belly Slaps, beating his rotund belly like a drum as the audience claps rhythmically along in eager anticipation of the power move to come. Standing over Walrus, Big Bear heads toward the turnbuckle nearest his tag team partner Big Bull Brock who has completely dominated Belly Wobble outside of the ring. Catching his partner’s gaze, they both nod. Big Bear’s sumo sized body reaches the turnbuckle and turns around. Facing his opponent, he climbs up onto the first rope and holds himself up, securing his stance as he waits for his partner.

 IamBigBear: From the time Big Bear slapped his rotund belly the audience knew what legendary finisher was in store. The cheers become deafening in excitement.

Walrus: Starting to come round and focus as all i see is your huge bulk above me. Too exhausted and too hurt and squashed to get up. I see you do the signal for the legendary finisher as start to panic trying to move but i can't. Where is Wobble?

Big_Bull_Brock: Outside the ring, Big Bull is holding onto Wobble's head with both men standing. The Bull delivers an uppercut right into that blubbery belly then rams Wobble face first onto the steel barricade. The audience around the area starts to disperse. Big Bull glances back at the ring and sees his partner setting up on the turnbuckle, their eyes meet and Big Bull immediately heads back to meet with his partner.

Belly_Wobble: My head slammed into steel ringpost face first. Bleeding i slump against ring. Unaware of what's going on in ring

Big_Bull_Brock: Climbing up the turnbuckle, boots now standing on the top ropes, he places his hands on Big Bear's shoulders. "Fuck yeah, let's do this." This is one of their finishers they agreed on.

Walrus: I watch as Brock gets in position behind Big Bear on the ropes. Showboating to the silent crowd who are waiting for the move
Walrus: I am begging you not to do this "Please please no no" i yell.
Big_Bull_Brock:  The audience holds their breath as the Big Beasts jump into the air together, their combined weight of over 700 lbs comes crashing down on top of Walrus. BAAAMMMM!!! The reinforced ring almost shatters from the impact. Big Bull hanging on Big Bear's back who now goes for the pin. 1... 2...

Belly_Wobble: i am by ring apron as i look up and see two of oyu about to flatten my tag partner, I try to get in ring but i can't get in

Walrus: Then you start to leap forwards off ropes. Over 700 lbs heading towards my belly and chest ! BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. As you land the whole ring shakes and i am completely crushed under you two. Knocked ko.

Walrus: Ref should be telling Brock he needs to get off Bigbear as not legal man, but it makes no difference as i am not moving as ref counts THREE. He could have counted to thirty as would not have been able to stop count

Big_Bull_Brock: DING DING DING! Winner of the match: The Big Beasts.Hearing the three count and the bell rings, Big Bull and Big Bear both stand up, hugging each other and raising their arms in victory. A dominating performance in their first match. The audience cheers and claps, with some taking pity on their poor opponents. A team of paramedics are already on their way to carry Walrus out with a stretcher. As for the Big Beasts, the way they're looking at each other and the bulge on their trunks suggest that they are up for something after this.

Belly_Wobble: I can only look in horror as Walrus is squashed flat as a pancake by that Big Beast finisher. One of the Belly Busters jusr hir gis belly busted by the force and weight of the impact.

Belly_Wobble:

 Belly_Wobble: As Bigbear rolls off Walrus is not moving still. Finally starting to wake as he is being stretchered off

Walrus: ko and end