THE HIGH TABLE

Belly Wobble 

The organisers had asked me to take on a guy returning to the promotion in a 400 lb challenge match called Monsters Brawl.

Waddling to the arena in his usual tight red singlet at 420 lbs and 5 ft 9

Dan the Beast

After returning to the promotion I got a message from the management that I have to get one match done before they let me in. Against another 400 pound monster. I get into the arena in my speedo seeing my opponent in the ring already and I grin, rolling in the ring and standing up all at 6'9" and 400 lbs. 

Belly Wobble

Similar weight but a foot shorter I stare at this huge muscle man. Deciding not to wait for bell I move forwards towards him then charge across ring hoping to slam into him and squash him in his own corner

Dan the Beast

I stand across you in the ring, waiting for the bell to ring. Suddenly I see you moving in quickly as I still stand in my corner, wanting to get out , but it's too late as you crushed into me and impaled my back onto the ring post. I scream out in pain as I get crushed by your weight. 

Belly Wobble

Surprised that went as well as it did as my weight squashed you in corner. Pulling back slightly hands on ropes then slamming into you again and again. Then taking my hand off rope to punch your abs on the side where my bulk hides what I am doing from the ref 

Dan the Beast

You pull back and and slam me back twice then go for a few punches into my abs, making me get to my knees as the punches land. Trying to hold on to the ropes as I look at your giant bulk. Mumbling something under my nose. 

Belly Wobble

On your knees your head is in line with my upper belly as I grab your head - both arms round back of your head pressing head into my belly to suffocate you 

Dan the Beast

You grab my head and pull my face into your belly, after that beating I find it hard to breathe. My legs push into the canvas , my arms around your bulk as I try to push out from the corner.

Belly Wobble

Crowd booing as they don’t want to see Human Hog win then a chant of Beast Beast Beast begins to try to motivate you to break the hold

I feel you try to push out if the corner as I lean forwards and push more of my weight on your shoulders and chest to try to stop you pushing me. Stalemate for a while but then I feel you start to push me back a fraction. 

Dan the Beast

I feel your body trying to push me back. The crowd is chanting my name. I growl hard as I push my whole upper body into you. My arms flex hard as I do so. 

Belly Wobble

All this exertion trying to keeping you from pushing my back is starting to tire me out. I feel your huge arms flex and your massive upper body presses into me. I start to get pushed back step by step. Grip on your head weakening 

Dan the Beast

I manage to push you back, my face buried in your bulk. I get into a little rage as I don't get enough air and start to get desperate in my attempt to push you away. My arms grab your sides as I bend myself back trying to throw you over my body. 

Belly Wobble

Pushed back towards middle of ring desperately trying to hold your head in my blubber. I feel you bend then I get lifted

No no no I say as I get lifted over your head and thrown behind you. 420 lb somersault as I end up on my back near cornerpost groaning. Dazed and confused 

Dan the Beast

I turn over to my chest as I see you on your back. Breathing deeply as I get on to all fours and then get up slowly. Raising my arms for the crowd, letting them know that I am back, my abs turning a bit red from your previous attack. My eyes back on you. 

Belly Wobble

Crowd cheering as I roll onto my belly grabbing hold of nearby rope to haul myself up

Dan the Beast

I see you rolling over and grabbing the rope. I come over , my feet at your head. I let my knees fall onto your shoulder as I grab your arms and yank them up behind your back violently. 

Belly Wobble

Yelling in pain as your full weight is on my shoulders as you pull my arms behind me almost dislocating my shoulders. Unable to move as your weight holds me down plus my own weight stopping me from rolling or escaping 

Dan the Beast

I growl as I pull your arms. Hearing your grunts as you suffer beneath me. I let go of your arms and plant an elbow into your back, before pushing off you and make a few steps back. 

Belly Wobble

In pain as you pull and squash me with your own heavy body. Laying on my belly not rushing to get up telling ref to make you move back further as I slowly try to get up holding on to the ropes 

Dan the Beast

I move back a few steps only to see you get up in the corner as I lunge at you trying to hit you with a 400 pound clothesline in the corner. 

Belly Wobble

Just about on my feet as 400 lb of muscle and bulk clotheslines me in the corner. Head flying back hitting the corner

Even more dazed as your huge weight crashes into me 

Dan the Beast

I clothesline you, nailing you back into the corner. After that I grab your right wrist and attempt to whip you out of the corner towards the other side of the ring. 

Belly Wobble

I feel you grab my right wrist. I am sure even a big fucker like you can’t throw me across the ring as I am too heavy ……… but then with a huge flex of your body I get thrown across ring with my back hitting the opposite corner heavily. Crowd cheering as never seen me manhandled like that 

Dan the Beast

I charge at you from the corner hoping to be able to perform a hard kick into your chin. As I charge and stop right before approaching you, I swing my right leg aiming at your chin.

Belly Wobble

Like a huge juggernaut approaching I see you charging. I see your leg and drop onto my butt so your leg sails above my head as I try to grab your other leg to yank it and pull you over onto the ground 

Dan the Beast

My leg swings into an empty spot, feeling you grabbing my other leg and pulling on it as I fall onto my back, grunting hard out. 

Belly Wobble

We are both in on the ground as I roll on top of you to try to pin you. Laying across your chest lifting your left leg as ref counts one ah

Dan the Beast

Feel you roll onto me. Hearing the ref counting. I press my arm on the canvas and raise my shoulder from it. 

Belly Wobble

Ref tells me to get up as your shoulder is up. Instead I steamroller all over you from head to knee to try to crush you. Forwards and back once then instead of rolling off you to the ropes so I can get up I decide to chance it and roll over you a second time . 

Dan the Beast

As you start to roll over me I feel your weight putting a lot of pressure on my body. As you try to get on for the second time I try to wrap my arm around your neck while pushing on my leg to stretch you out as your body is on top of mine. 

Belly Wobble

As I roll I feel you wrap arm around my neck from below stretching me as do so. My bulk on top of yours as I try to pull your arm off my neck 

Dan the Beast

I plant my foot into the canvas as try to lift your body on top of mine stretching you out as I flex my arm around your neck, grunting hard as I have to keep your weight on me as my muscles are flexing hard to hold you in the hold. 

Belly Wobble

I am laying across you as I try to get your arms from my neck but i can’t as you use your legs to arch up lifting me with you]

Belly sticking far up into air. As I get stretched out more as you lift. Your power on show here as you lift 420 lb 

Dan the Beast

I feel your weight on my body as I decide to try to get your body slide from me as I push into my hips and wrap my legs around your body while keeping my hold on your neck. 

Belly Wobble

Your huge legs wrap around my vast belly completely trapping me. Still not sure what you plan to do but I know I am in big trouble. Feeling like a fat pig in an anaconda coils

Dan the Beast

My other arm wraps around your neck flexing hard hoping to put you to sleep. I growl out as I flex my legs and arms . 

Belly Wobble

Struggling for air as I get pulled into position where your other arm can wrap round my neck as you start to squeeze and flex 

Dan the Beast

"Go to Dreamland big guy!" I say as I arch my back , stretching you with that move as both of my arms are now placed under your chin trying to choke you out. 

Belly Wobble

Unable to move unable to breathe. Ref close by lifting my arm once it falls. If he does so twice more I will be judged ko

Dan the Beast

I see the ref lifting your arm. Holding on to my hold of you. Not enough more place to tighten my arms around your neck and throat. Breathing heavily as I groan and growl.

Belly Wobble

Ref lifting arm again and again it falls. My legs still kicking but kicking less 

Dan the Beast

I can feel your body giving no more resistance I look up to the ref if he considered you out. 

Belly Wobble

Ref tries a third time lifting my arm and when it falls he signals for end of contest and asks you to release me 

Dan the Beast

An evil grin appears on my face as I keep the hold for ten more seconds and then release. Roll away from you and land on my knee, looking to the crowd and shout: " I am challenging you all!!!" before I roll out of the ring and vanish in the darkness of the arena.

Belly Wobble

Ko in the middle of the ring.

End

Published: 2026-08-07, viewed 87 times.