THE HIGH TABLE

Blubber Whale

I waddle out to the ring. Only in my black shorts. Enormous belly sticking out showing his 530 lb bulk . Waiting for my mystery opponent

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Bai Liu

Bai Liu, a giant purple cat dressed in red clothes enters the ring, showing the crowd his giant muscles. His chest is amazing in size and his yellow eyes show that this fighter is very serious. His  trainer and coach John Nagasaky watching from ringside   

Blubber Whale

I stare up at my enormous opponent in shock. Announcer introducing me the Dumptruck called Blubber Whale  first. Then announcer is saying you are 9 ft 5 tall and 638 lb - over 3 ft taller than me and over 100 lb heavier. I know I need to get you off your feet quickly so I can splash you. Without waiting for bell I charge at you to try to slam into you and knock you over.   

Bai Liu

I can see that you want to attack me, so I step aside and you crash into the ropes. I attack you from behind, wrapping my arms around your strong neck before falling on my back and trying to defeat you with a choke hold. 

Blubber Whale

I watch you sidestep as I crash belly first into the ropes then rebound as few steps. I feel your huge arms wrap round my neck and then I am pulled backwards onto ground your arms around me in a choke hold. My huge belly holding me down. Gasping your air as I kick my legs and use my arms to try to pull yours away. You are too strong but luckily my leg lands on ropes next to me and ref tells you that you have to break the hold 

Bai Liu

I silently unclasp my hands, releasing you, before getting to my feet and waiting for your next attack. My body is ready to beat you.  

Blubber Whale

I haul myself up using ropes then check my neck which is red and sore. Moving towards you hands out as id for test of strength but my plan is to slam into you once we are together and about to lock up into move . 

Bai Liu

I see what you want to do and I run at you. We crash chest-to-chest, and you want to execute your plan, but I wrap my arms around you and strike you head-on.  

Blubber Whale

Most of your chest hits my head dazing me so I can’t push you back. Your long arms wrapping around me. Clasping your hands round my back as you bearhug me. My face pressed into your chest . 

Bai Liu

“Do you give up?” I ask, squeezing you, pressing your face against my broad, hard chest. “You're a good fighter, but you better realize I can crush you.” 

Blubber Whale

Refusing to give up as I get my arms around you trying to push you back towards corner. Face in your chest makes it difficulty for me to get enough air in. 

Bai Liu

I flash my eyes wildly, then unclench my hands and you, disoriented, fall to the mats. I climb the ropes and leap onto your sweaty chest to press you to the mats with my weight. 

Blubber Whale

Suffocated and squeezed you suddenly release me and easily slam into mr knocking me over into my back

I can’t see where you are then I see a huge shadow fall over me and BOOM ! 

Your enormous body lands full weight on me squashing me as you engulf my body under yours  

Bai Liu

I lay on top of you and then get up off your chest, after which I climb up on the ropes and jump on your chest again to definitely knock the air out of you. 

Blubber Whale

Red counting assuming it’s all over but then you get up. I lay there dazed and groaning but still awake. Belly sticking up like a huge target. Then BOOM your huge body lands on me again. Legs going up from impact. Not able to get such a heavy wrestler off me as I just lay squashed under you 

Blubber Whale

Ref counting one ah  

Bai Liu

I'll get up off you when the ref starts counting. Satisfied with my victory, I step on your stomach to hold you in place. 

Blubber Whale

Ref looks surprised but your huge feet on my huge belly hold me down. My legs moving slightly but I am almost ko as ref carries on counting - two ah

Bai Liu

I am smiling, continue to stand on your belly. The ref counting two. I press a little hard on your huge belly.

Blubber Whale

Compressing my belly crushing me even more with your massive weight as I am almost ko. No movement from me as ref counts to three. 

Bai Liu

3! And I beat you. To the surprised gasps of the crowd, I step on your chest, claiming victory.  

Blubber Whale

Compressing my chest now with your huge weight pushing on my chest preventing me from breathing properly as I finally ko. Laying there as ref announces you victor then asking you to get off so I can breathe. 

Bai Liu

I take my foot off and help you to get up. 

Blubber Whale

I stir once your foot is off me. Helped to my feet by you as I am still unable to get up. Leaning on you knowing I have been beaten by a bigger stronger wrestler  

Bai Liu

You are cool fighter, and I was like fight with you. . 

Blubber Whale

I ask for microphone. I tell crowd what a great wrestler you are and tell crowd to give you a huge cheer. Then quietly I ask you whether you want a huge meal and loads of drink - all of which I will pay for as loser 

Bai Liu

I agree and we leave the ring, but I hope we meet again someday. The End. 

Blubber Whale

End

Published: 2026-07-03, viewed 24 times.