THE HIGH TABLE

KFC Gut 

I waddle slowly to ring. Even bigger than usual at 675 lb. I have bulked up to face the giant black bear hoping as I was so heavy now my opponent could not knock me off my feet 

John Nagasaky

John silently climbs into the ring. He wanted to fight, but in a way that wouldn't get anyone in trouble.

KFC Gut 

John at 800 lbs was huge, towering above my huge belly. I knew i had to get you down as soon as possible so not waiting for bell I charge as quickly as 675 lb can charge towards you. Hoping to crush you in your own corner

John Nagasaky

But John silently stepped aside, and KFC slammed his chest into the corner. The bear, meanwhile, stepped around his opponent and wrapped his arms around him, trying to lift him into the air.

KFC Gut 

Just as I think I will crush you ! You move aside so my belly and chest slam onto the corner. Dazed from impact as I feel you wrap your huge arms around my gigantic girth. I assume I am too big to lift. Too heavy with a low centre of gravity. But you start to lift me off my feet till my head is level with yours. Struggling to try to get you to drop me or so you overbalance and fall 

John Nagasaky

John falls silently onto his back, holding his opponent in a mighty grip. The man tries to break free, but it's going to be very hard for him to get out of this dead grip.

KFC Gut 

I am held tightly unable to break free as you fall onto your back. Arms locked around my immense belly. 

John Nagasaky

The bear uses its power to roll the opponent over, pinning him to the floor. He tries not to injure the man, as it is very easy with his weight.

KFC Gut 

Rolled over under your 800 lb bulk. Staring up at this immense bear. Squashed under you but my fat cushions me and i can tell you are not putting your full weight on me. Enough to pin me to going not enough to cause injury. I get my arms around you to try to use my own huge weight to roll us over so i am on top of you

John Nagasaky

And it worked - John couldn't help himself and collapsed onto his back, breathing heavily. He looked up at the man standing over him and grinned silently.

KFC Gut 

Pleased my extra weight helped roll you over and you unlocked your hug. I get up by pushing down on your chest and belly. Seeing you breathing heavily I go for a belly splash. Leaping as high as I can before trying to drop my full weight across your chest 

John Nagasaky

The bear grunts when a heavy boot presses on his chest, and when KFC tries to put his weight on it, wants to stand up. But when he gets up, he loses his balance and falls on the mat again.

KFC Gut 

I splash down on top of you. Full 675 lb landing on your huge furry chest. Your legs go up in air with impact which gives me a chance to grab a leg and hook it high. Pinning you as ref goes one ah

John Nagasaky

John tries to get free, but can't, and just lies there on the mat. The referee counts 1! 2!

KFC Gut 

My extra weight seems to be working as you can’t escape. Ref counts to 3 ! Declares me winner ! I roll off you laying exhausted beside you asking if you are unhurt 

John Nagasaky

The bear lies silently on the mats, but he's fine. He smiles at the man who defeated him in the ring.

KFC Gut 

I roll to the ropes to haul my bulk up which isn’t easy as I so rotund. I go over to you and offer you a hand to get up 

John Nagasaky

John doesn't refuse a helping hand, and soon the two rivals are standing side by side. The bear looks at the man a little confused, checking for scratches. After making sure KFC is okay, John leaves the ring. 

KFC Gut 

My usual arrogance has gone as I know I was lucky to beat you. Respecting an opponent heavier and stronger than me 

John Nagasaky

The End

Published: 2026-07-03, viewed 17 times.