THE HIGH TABLE

Globebelly

I waddle slowly to the ring my huge 700 lb bulk already sweating in my red singlet. I was wrestling a huge bear tonight even heavier than me and much taller though I had the girth advantage. Assuming I would be too huge around the belly and chest for him to bearhug 

       

John Nagasaky

I approached my opponent, a mighty man. I'm sure that I'll be able to perform at the top of my class today, but I'd be happy to lose to such a titan, too.

Globebelly

I see the large 700 lb bulk of Big Dog there in the crowd. As the wrestlers in the ring weigh 1500 lb combined this is just the sort of match he would enjoy. I need to focus on my massive young opponent. I decide to do my usual move. Not waiting for bell but charging as fast as a 700 lb human can charge across the ring to try to crush the huge bear in his own corner

John Nagasaky

But I'm not going to be crushed in my corner, so when my opponent approaches me, I step sharply aside, causing my opponent to collide with the pole. 

Globebelly

Like a huge supertanker I can’t stop easily so even though you step aside I carry on my enormous belly colliding with the cornerpost as the whole ring moves a few centimetres. My huge belly crushed my impact 

John Nagasaky

I'm looking at you. "Come on, attack me properly!" I think I'm starting to get the excitement. 

Globebelly

Pushing my huge body out of the corner sweating like a hippo already. I turn to see where you are 

John Nagasaky

I turn to you and run to you, and then I grab your neck and pull you to my chest. 

Globebelly

Slamming your big body into me then using your two foot height advantage as you get your arms around my neck pulling my head into your furry chest to smother me. Slapping your belly to try to get you to release me as I struggle for air 

 

John Nagasaky

But I'm in no hurry to let you go, and your face rubs against my pumped chest, touching my muscles. I smirk. 

Globebelly

Being suffocated as you push my huge belly down making it even more difficult to escape as you are now leaning your weight on me 

John Nagasaky

I using my weight pushing on you so your knees collapse. Then you falls on your back and I sit on your chest. With my knees on your arms, I start punching you in the face. 

Globebelly

You are so heavy that my knees can’t take both your weight and mine so they collapse and you push me over onto my back. Luckily this is a win by ko only match so I can’t be pinned. You are sat on me so I can’t get up as you punch me in the face. Trying to push up to get you off but my huge belly and your huge weight keep me pinned to the ground. Crowd loving the brutality of it. 

John Nagasaky

Then I get up off of you and step on your stomach and pecs, pushing down on them really hard. My chest heaves frequently with adrenaline. 

Globebelly

If I thought that having an 800 lb bear on my chest was heavy having that same bear stood on me trampling was much worse. All your weight in two places crushing me. I am next to the ropes so i can reach out to grab a rope. This means ref tells you to stop move and get off me and move back a bit. This will I hope give me chance to haul my huge body up off the ground 

John Nagasaky

I'm getting off you, waiting for you to get up. I get the idea of letting you pin me to the floor, so I stand and wait for your attack. 

Globebelly

I decide to charge into you again and this time as you were unprepared I slam into you belly to belly. You stagger back with the force of the impact as I charge into you again as I try to knock you off your feet 

John Nagasaky

I try to block your punch, but your mighty belly hits me a second time and I lose my balance, then fall onto my back. 

Globebelly

Quickly (well fairly quickly ) I drop my huge belly onto your chest and belly to try to crush you. Rolling my huge weight all over your whole body from head to toe to flatten you 

John Nagasaky

I try to beat your chest and stomach, but you're very fast, and soon I'm lying down, unable to get up. 

Globebelly

I roll to the ropes to get up then belly splash you again my full weight crashing down on you again then rolling all over you again. Trying to weaken you. Rolling off again using the ropes to get up. I place my legs either side of your chest then prepare to face sit you with my sweaty arse. 

John Nagasaky

Suddenly I'm kicking your balls with my arm. I have no intention of giving up, but I still can't get up. 

Globebelly

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh as you target my huge balls. Furious that in my overconfidence, i forgot to put my feet on your arms. I have to lift off you to save my balls from further injury moving away from you as I recover. I want to check they are ok but I am so fat I can’t reach them

John Nagasaky

I get up, walk over to you, take you in my grip, throw you on the mat and put my foot on your balls, giving it a really hard kick. 

Globebelly

I see you approach. I back away but I am so huge I can’t get away that far. You grab me one hand in my shoulder other hand on my balls and lift me. Not used to being lifted. Then I get thrown to mat my legs lifted up and pulled apart as you kick me in the balls. Yelling in agony 

John Nagasaky

I take my foot off your balls, see you coming up, but I don't let you recover, grab you with my hands, hugging your belly, pull you off the ground, and throw you onto the ground, dropping you in the process so that you can't get up and I fall on you. 

Globebelly

The Hug Splash Move ! You had seen my 600 lb tag partner KFC Gut do this to opponents to crush them. Now I was getting crushed by you with that move. Lifting me in a bearhug which I thought wasn’t possible but you have bear strength. Then you fall forwards dropping me on the ground as you fall full weight on top of me. Laying there groaning under your 800 lb bulk unable to move 

John Nagasaky

I look at you and smile. "Do you give up?" 

Globebelly

I can hardly breathe under your weight but I refuse to give up. “You will have to ko me as I won’t give up “ I manage to say 

John Nagasaky

"K.O.?" I smirk. "Well, you're asking for it yourself." I get up on the rope and jump on your stomach. Then I climb the rope again and jump on your chest. Then on your stomach again and so on 12 times.

Globebelly

The ring shakes as you climb the ropes then jump off the top rope belly splashing my huge stomach. BOOM. Hurt from the impact I can only watch as you climb ropes again. Repeat move BOOM ! Belly hurt even more. You carry on climbing and belly splashing me again and again another twelve times. By the end of this series of splashes i have been squashed and crushed so much that even with my huge belly protecting me, I am completely ko 

John Nagasaky

I walk up to you, stepping on your chest. The referee starts the count. 

Globebelly

One ah two ah

John Nagasaky

3! I'm a winner. I press my foot against your mighty big chest, flexing into a double biceps pose. Sweat drips off me. 

Globebelly

I just lay there ko - your sweat dripping on me mingling with my own 

John Nagasaky

I take off my foot and look at you. "Hey, are you allright?" 

Globebelly

Slowly waking up. “Yes I think” I say “that was a huge squashing you just gave me. But I really enjoyed that !” 

John Nagasaky

I help you up and hold you against my strong chest.

Globebelly

I get my arms around you give you a big hug. “Hungry?” I ask you, “let’s go for food” 

John Nagasaky

"Lets go" I kiss you, and we go to gym restaurant. End

Published: 2026-07-03, viewed 20 times.