THE HIGH TABLE
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Starring
21:04 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 27 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 27 / 27
21:10 KFC_Gut: !set hp 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 28 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 28 / 28
21:11 KFC_Gut: The two biggest bulls / bears / beasts / brontosauruses left in the tournament were facing each other
21:12 KFC_Gut: One a 600 lb superobese man
21:12 KFC_Gut: 

21:14 Zane_The_Biker: As I opened my eyes, I awaken to a giant man with a huge belly. I stare him down as a mysterious voice echoes " Only one may leave here alive! Now Fight" We stepped towards as I get my guard up and prepare to fight this man so I can get out of here.
21:20 KFC_Gut: I may be heavier but that makes me slower too. You are huge - very tall and massively muscled. I can’t overpower you with strength but i can with weight
21:21 KFC_Gut: Charging at you to collide with you and try to knock you over
21:22 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
21:22 KFC_Gut: As I collide you absorb the impact so neither man moves an inch
21:23 KFC_Gut: Surprised I pull back a bit
21:26 Zane_The_Biker: As you charged at me with your huge burst , I put my arms in front of me to guard against in the incoming blow. We collide with each other causing a shockwave to radiate from our impact as the ruins start to crumble. You recover and jumped back as do I. Now its my turn! I crouched down and using explosive force, jumped high into the air and put my hands together to form a hammer as I attempt to slam you into the ground.
21:27 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6
21:27 Zane_The_Biker: You managed to block my hit as I flipped backwards and landed on the ground. We both then stare at each other as we are evenly matched.
21:30 KFC_Gut: This is why are both here. Completely opposite in physique and technique but evenly matched
21:32 KFC_Gut: I move forwards my belly touching your abs staring up at you then I get my arms around you into a bearhug trying to squeeze you
21:32 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6
21:34 KFC_Gut: Again we are evenly matched as you resist and easily pull my arms away from your waist without injury
21:34 Zane_The_Biker: You tried to bearhug me but i managed to resist and break free of your grip.
21:36 Zane_The_Biker: I smiled as I enjoy such a display of strength. I returned the favour and bearhugged you as I try to wrap my arms around you and start to squeeze.
21:36 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚃ 4 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚃ 4 = 7
21:37 Zane_The_Biker: As I have you in my tight grip. I give a tight squeeze, causing you to groan in pain. Damaging you a little (-1 hp)
21:40 KFC_Gut: I got in close which was foolish. Allowing you to weak your very long arms around my massive gut. I feel your massive arms encircle me then start to squeeze. I try to pull out arms away but I can’t as I groan
21:43 KFC_Gut: !set hp 27
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 27 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 27 / 28
21:44 KFC_Gut: I need to get free somehow. I can headbutt you as you are about as tall as me
21:45 KFC_Gut: Trying this move as you squeeze me
21:45 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8
21:48 KFC_Gut: Slamming my hard skull into your face . Blood oozing from your nose and mouth. Hurting you hopefully enough so you let go of me go (-2 hp)
21:48 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 25
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 25 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 25 / 27
21:50 Zane_The_Biker: Trying to break free, you gave me a heatbutt causing my face to bleed, but I steeled myself and regained focus fast enough to prevent you from escaping.
21:51 Zane_The_Biker: In retaliation, I gave you a tighter squeeze as I pour my strength into it.
21:51 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚅ 6 = 10
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚅ 6 = 10
21:52 Zane_The_Biker: I gave a tight squeeze, causing you to groan in pain as a squirt of blood shoots out your mouth from my tight squeeze (-4) as I start to brutalise your innards with my increasingly crushing grip (-4 hp )
21:56 KFC_Gut: !set hp 23
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 23 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 23 / 28
22:05 KFC_Gut: You are clearly angry as blood pours down your face from your broken nose over your chest and onto my red singlet. My attack wasn’t enough to break your hold as you intensify the squeeze. Blood coming from my mouth as the squeeze is double effective as you are crushing my body but also pushing my blubber up ok my chest so I am struggling to breathe. I realise this may be how you kill your victims squeezing them to death
22:05 KFC_Gut: Luckily I am I am sure too gravy for you to lift as I would be in even worse position then.
22:07 KFC_Gut: My arms are free so ie grab your head with one hand. Slamming fists into your nose and forehead to try to get you to release me
22:07 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7
22:09 KFC_Gut: Your nose explodes blood everywhere as you take a huge hit to the face. Battering your head to try to daze you
22:09 KFC_Gut: Damaging you by -3
22:10 KFC_Gut: But can that force you to release
22:10 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 22
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 22 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 22 / 27
22:12 Zane_The_Biker: As I squeeze, you managed to slip your arms out and grabbed my head and gave straight punch to my face. Causing me to release your from your grip as I stumbled backwards and fall to one knee as do you.
22:14 Zane_The_Biker: I slowly recovered as do you as my face continues to bleed. I get up on my two feet and closed the gap between us. I grabbed you by the shoulders and attempt to knee you in the gut.
22:14 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9
22:15 KFC_Gut: Released from your iron grip I half collapse ending up on one knee.
22:17 KFC_Gut: Gasping for air as you grab my shoulders aiming a knee into my already injured guts
22:17 KFC_Gut: Knee going in deep into my blubber
22:18 KFC_Gut: !set hp 20
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 20 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 20 / 28
22:19 Zane_The_Biker: I slammed my knee into your gut, causing ripples to form in your stomach as blood shoots out of your mouth. The impact causes you to fall to the ground as you groaned loudly.
22:20 KFC_Gut: Groaning as blood comes from my mouth as you force me over onto my back - belly up and fairly immobile
22:21 KFC_Gut:


22:22 KFC_Gut: Struggling to move to get out of the way before your next attack
22:23 KFC_Gut: Like a beached whale with Zane the harpooner
22:25 Zane_The_Biker: As you laid on the ground bleeding, I walked over to you and grabbed your legs and lifted them up in the air as I raised my leg as I prepare to crush your manhood.
22:25 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8
22:27 Zane_The_Biker: I stomped on your balls but you were in so much pain that you barely registered any pain. ( No damage )
22:28 KFC_Gut: 

22:29 KFC_Gut: Legs lifted as I try to grab you to pull you down but I can’t reach as belly so huge
22:29 KFC_Gut: My bulk sized balls get stomped as I scream in pain
22:30 KFC_Gut: Hurting so bad I lose 2 hp
22:30 KFC_Gut: !set hp 18
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 18 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 18 / 28
22:32 KFC_Gut: Desperately trying to grab your legs to try to pull you down to ground to avoid another ball stomp
22:32 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
22:33 KFC_Gut: I get your leg and pull but your legs are so powerful I can’t get you off your feet
22:36 Zane_The_Biker: Despite your build, you managed to grab onto my leg to try to topple me but I barely moved.
22:37 Zane_The_Biker: I then jumped into the air and attempted to drop my elbow straight into your gut.
22:37 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5
22:38 Zane_The_Biker: I land on your stomach but the force wasnt strong enough to hurt you as it flung me off to the side, causing me to scrape the ground. (-1 hp to me)
22:38 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 21
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 21 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 21 / 27
23:02 KFC_Gut: You leap on me. Trying an elbow to my gut. But my belly is like a trampoline and you are bounced back up off me onto the ground
23:04 KFC_Gut: This is my chance as I roll over on top of you face to face belly on your chest and abs. Holding your arms down with mine. Attempting to suffocate you as I try to push my huge belly over your face
23:05 KFC_Gut: 

23:05 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7
23:07 KFC_Gut: Managing to hold your firm despite your desperate struggling as my belly goes over your face. I feel you struggling get more frenzied
23:07 KFC_Gut: You lose another point
07:09 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 20
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 20 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 20 / 27
07:10 Zane_The_Biker: As I lay on the ground, you suddenly rolled onto me, crushing me with you weight. I try to get you off to no avail.
09:13 Zane_The_Biker: I tried to lift you off again. Grunting as I push against your body.
09:13 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚅ 6 = 12
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚅ 6 = 12
09:16 Zane_The_Biker: As i gathered my strength, I grunted and lifted you of me and rolled you with such force that you are flung into rubble (-8 hp)
19:43 KFC_Gut: I had assumed that by using my huge weight to roll over onto you that would give me an advantage
19:44 KFC_Gut: But you grunt then like a contestant on Worlds Strongest Man you just get your arms and hands under my bulk and bench press up throwing 600 lb into the air across the room like a rag doll
19:47 KFC_Gut: Landing heavily face down in a pile of rubble. Head chest and belly hitting the ground
19:48 KFC_Gut: Taking huge damage
19:48 KFC_Gut: !set hp 10
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 10 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 10 / 28
19:49 KFC_Gut: Blood pouring from face and chest and belly as I just lay there half concussed, groaning. Unable to move
20:42 Zane_The_Biker: As you lay there still concussed, I ran towards you and vaulted across as I flew through the air into a drop kick, aiming for your head.
20:42 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8
20:45 Zane_The_Biker: My feet land squarely in your face, slamming your head back as I flipped back as blood exploded from your face (-2 hp)
01:45 KFC_Gut: Rolling over so i am face up. Aiming to roll away from you. But i see your massive bulk flying towards me and before i can roll again BOOM ! Your drop kick with your full weight behind it smashes in to my face which explodes with blood. Broken nose, jaw, cheek
01:45 KFC_Gut: !set hp 8
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 8 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 8 / 28
01:48 KFC_Gut: I am sure i can smell precum from you. Maybe the sight of blood and hearing bones break is a huge turn on for you
01:48 KFC_Gut:


01:50 KFC_Gut: On the ground belly up, bleeding badly. You are near me as i try to grab a leg to pill you down to the ground with me
01:50 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
02:09 KFC_Gut: Despite not seeing well because of the blood, i find your massively muscled calf. Pulling hard so you fall onto your front. Your head hitting the ground as i roll over onto you to crush you under my 600 lb bulk. Grabbing your head slamming it into the hard stone floor to get your face bleeding too (-3hp)
16:02 Zane_The_Biker: Despite taking the full impact of my body slamming against your head, you managed to instinctively grab my calf as I recover from my drop kick. Pulling me towards you, in the process causing me to slam into the ground as you roll over me and smashing me into the ground.
16:02 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 17
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 17 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 17 / 27
16:03 Zane_The_Biker: Trapped beneath you, I tried to get you off me before you crush me even further.
16:03 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
16:05 Zane_The_Biker: I tried to roll you off but I am still stuck under you as we are both bleeding (no change)
18:09 KFC_Gut: Blood everywhere - my head is as red as my singlet. Pouring off me onto back of your head. You try to shift me but as I expected I am far too heavy.
18:12 KFC_Gut: I need to try to finish you off before the amount of blood loss causes me to get too dizzy and disorientated. Laying on you stil. Wrapping my arm around your thick muscled neck. Attempting to strangle you
18:14 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
18:14 KFC_Gut: Your neck so muscled my strangle is having no effect on you (no damage)
20:55 Zane_The_Biker: We attempted to make a move on each other but it resulted in a stalemate. I tried to lift you off again, with all my strength, I groaned loudly as I pushed against you.
20:55 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6
20:56 Zane_The_Biker: Despite using all my effort, I could barely move you. I have some respite but we are still stuck in a stale mate. (no change)
21:20 KFC_Gut: Evenly matched again as although I am trying to strangle you I can’t as your neck muscles are so strong. But you can’t get me off your back either.
21:22 KFC_Gut: My best chance is to try to suffocate you under my belly. Rolling off you then rolling you face up. Trying to lay my huge belly over your face holding your arms down with my arms.
21:23 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
21:24 KFC_Gut: Surprisingly easy to get your bulk over. Belly over your face completely covering your head as I suffocate you
21:24 KFC_Gut: 

21:25 KFC_Gut: Watching you struggle and kick (-3hp)
22:57 Zane_The_Biker: As you rolled onto me, I start to feel the weight upon my upper body. The crushing feeling is intense as I feel like i am being suffocated from the immense weight of you.
22:57 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 14
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 14 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 14 / 27
22:57 Zane_The_Biker: I try to get you off again as I push against you.
22:57 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6
22:58 Zane_The_Biker: Still trying but I am unable to move you. (no change)
02:01 KFC_Gut: Your struggling is intense and you are able to push my belly up enough to get air in. But not enough to force me off you so its another stalemate
02:09 KFC_Gut: After trying this for a while i am tiring from the effort of holding you down so i roll off and get up. Standing over you feet either side of your head. This time going for a butt drop to roi your chest to try to crack some ribs and prevent you inhaling
02:09 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11
02:11 KFC_Gut: BOOM !! Landing full weight on you. Your bulky body collapsing under me. Hearing ribs crack.
02:11 KFC_Gut: 

02:12 KFC_Gut: Looking down as you gasp for air
02:12 KFC_Gut: 

02:14 KFC_Gut: Belly almost completely over your face (-7 hp)
09:38 Zane_The_Biker: Struggling to escape, you squashed me, breaking my ribs as blood shoots out of my mouth.
09:38 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 7
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 7 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 7 / 27
09:38 Zane_The_Biker: Desperate, I try to escape again.
09:38 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4
09:42 Zane_The_Biker: (Uses Speed Strike, extra dice)
09:42 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5
09:43 Zane_The_Biker: Still unable to move, I struggle with the weight on top of me (-1 hp)
09:43 Zane_The_Biker: !set Hp 6
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 6 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 6 / 27
17:17 KFC_Gut: I am too heavy for you to get me off it seems. Lifting my huge belly completely over your face so double suffocation as my weight on your chest stopping you being able to expand your chest and my blubber covering your nose and mouth to prevent any air getting in
17:17 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9
17:21 KFC_Gut: (Using my warrior weapon)
17:22 KFC_Gut: Your struggling getting less and less as my body cuts off your air
17:22 KFC_Gut: (-5 hp)
16:02 Zane_The_Biker: You begin to suffocate me as the air and blood circulation begins to cut out, I began to be aroused.
16:02 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 3
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 3 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 3 / 27
16:02 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 1
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 1 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 1 / 27
16:04 Zane_The_Biker: I try one last time to escape as I gathered my remaining strength to lift you off.
16:04 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
16:06 Zane_The_Biker: Still struggling to move you but it failed to do anything ( no change)
18:48 KFC_Gut: Your struggling means your powerful legs slam onto me hurting me
18:49 KFC_Gut: I take damage
18:49 KFC_Gut: !set hp 7
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 7 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 7 / 28
18:50 KFC_Gut: (It was -1)
18:50 KFC_Gut: Desperately trying to hold on for the final smother despite you kicking me in the kidneys
18:51 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚁ 2 = 3
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚁ 2 = 3
18:52 KFC_Gut: A massive kick and push from you breaks my smother hold as I get forced partly off you allowing you to breathe again finally
18:54 KFC_Gut: Your kicks bare hurting my sides and kidneys and liver.
18:54 KFC_Gut: I suffer injury 5 less 2 is 3 points lost
18:55 KFC_Gut: !set hp 4
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 4 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 4 / 28
18:56 KFC_Gut: Taking my healing potion assuming you will do same now you can access it
18:56 KFC_Gut: !set hp 9
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 9 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 9 / 28
16:36 Zane_The_Biker: ( I used up my poition card already haha)
16:37 Zane_The_Biker: Still being crushed, I pushed and pushed against you to be able to breathe.
16:37 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7
16:46 Zane_The_Biker: I used warrior weapon (+2 damage) (total is + 3 damage)
16:47 Zane_The_Biker: I managed to kick you off and roll away, still crushed and bleeding but now free from your weight as you are flung away from me.
16:57 KFC_Gut: (I assume we get them anew for this encounter )
16:58 KFC_Gut: (Fuck ! lol )
16:59 KFC_Gut: With a huge roar now your chest is filled with fresh air your strength and anger is immense
17:01 KFC_Gut: Throwing me off you as I hand heavily on my back belly up
17:01 KFC_Gut: 

17:02 KFC_Gut: Angry that you escaped
17:02 KFC_Gut: !set hp 6
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 6 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 6 / 28
20:40 Zane_The_Biker: As I escaped, I took a nearby potion and smashed it (+5hp )
20:40 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 6
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 6 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 6 / 27
20:45 KFC_Gut: You look refreshed and livelier now as I haul myself up. Watching you get up too. Face to face again. Two evenly matched warriors. Heads bleeding still.,Wary of getting in too close. Hands out in front of me as you respond the same. Instead of locking up, which would be a bad move as you have superior strength, I grab your arm to slingshot you across the room hoping you will collide with the wall
20:45 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9
20:47 KFC_Gut: I take you by surprise as your heavily muscled bulk is thrown face and chest first into the rough stone wall (-3 hp)
20:49 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 3
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 3 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 3 / 27
20:50 Zane_The_Biker: I was sent crashing through the rough stone walls, landing on some rubble. I got up and leapt towards you and with my palm stretched in front of me, in tending to strike your face or body.
20:50 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6
20:51 Zane_The_Biker: My palm connected and a force vibrates throughout the area but it was still evenly matched. (no change)
20:54 KFC_Gut: You are now near me again but your leap didn’t go to plan. But it allows me chance to try to grab you around the waist as I attempt my own crushing bearhug on you
20:54 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6
20:56 KFC_Gut: I get my arms around you with your arms free but as I squeeze you just expand your chest and waist to compensate (no change )
20:59 Zane_The_Biker: Trapped in a bear hug again, I managed to get my arms free to squeeze your head so that you would release me.
21:00 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
21:01 Zane_The_Biker: I managed to make you bleed as I loosen your grip on me ( -1hp).
21:07 KFC_Gut: Vicious head squeeze making more blood pump from my face
21:07 KFC_Gut: !set hp 5
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 5 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 5 / 28
21:10 KFC_Gut: With a huge grunt I manage to lift you off feet. You are fucking heavy but if this works I won’t be lifting you for long. Leaping up as I plan to fall forwards so you land on ground on your back with me landing full weight on you
21:10 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚄ 5 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚄ 5 = 7
21:12 KFC_Gut: As i leap I feel you squirm and struggle so i lose my grip. Yes you land on ground and yes i land on you but it’s not the ko crushing to death move I had hoped for as I only land partly on you
21:13 KFC_Gut: (-1 hp)
21:13 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 2
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 2 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 2 / 27
21:14 Zane_The_Biker: Trying to squirm out of your hold. I was then slammed down onto the ground, causing me great pain.
21:15 Zane_The_Biker: With the hold loosen already from earlier, I kick and pry myself, trying to free me from your grasp.
21:15 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9
21:17 Zane_The_Biker: With one big kick, I managed to release myself from you, causing you to roll backwards. ( -3 hp)
21:24 KFC_Gut: One big kick you free yourself. Pushing and forcing me off you so I end up landing on ground belly up again. Taking more damage this time
21:24 KFC_Gut: !set hp 2
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 2 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 2 / 28
21:27 KFC_Gut: It takes me ages to haul my bulk up, Both of us look exhausted. Covered in blood, both our own and our opponent’s. I wish we could both leave here as we are so evenly matched and I tell you that
21:28 KFC_Gut: Hoping that wizard might appear to say we can both leave but he doesn’t
21:30 KFC_Gut: Hand out again as I move forwards to try to trap you between me and the wall. Up close now I slam my belly onto you to try to knock you into the wall
21:30 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7
21:31 KFC_Gut: Massive belly slam knocks into a weakened opponent as you get propelled into wall hitting it with your back (-1 hp)
21:32 Zane_The_Biker: A belly slam knocks me into the wall, landing on my back with a loud thud. I groaned as the dust settles.
21:32 Zane_The_Biker: !set hp 1
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 1 / 27
@Zane_The_Biker's HP is set to 1 / 27
21:33 Zane_The_Biker: I got up and walked over to you with every ounce of strength I have to deliver a punch to your face.
21:33 Zane_The_Biker: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚂ 3 = 7
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚂ 3 = 7
21:34 Zane_The_Biker: My punch landed as you recoil backwards. we are at the end now, as we are both barely hanging onto life. ( -1hp )
21:38 KFC_Gut: Punch to the face rearranging my features
21:40 KFC_Gut: Blood flowing heavily now and I am feeling weak from blood loss
21:40 KFC_Gut: !set hp 1
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 1 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 1 / 28
21:42 KFC_Gut: Standing face to face both of us swaying and covered in blood. I grab your head and aim a huge punch at your face as you just did to me
21:42 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚀ 1 = 3
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚀ 1 = 3
21:45 KFC_Gut: I can hardly see and my punch goes wide. Slipping on the uneven floor I fall backwards hitting my head cracking my skull
21:46 KFC_Gut: I lose three hp so I am ko. Not moving maybe dead
21:47 KFC_Gut: !set hp 0
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 0 / 28
@KFC_Gut's HP is set to 0 / 28
21:58 Zane_The_Biker: Victorious as my opponent lays defeated in a pool of our blood. The door to the outside opens as the Wizard appears and commands me to finish him.
22:02 Zane_The_Biker: The Wizard then casts a spell on me, filling me up with blood-lust as I picked up your fallen body and stared directly at where your heart its, I open my jaws wide and chomped into it, and ripping out your heart, covering us in your blood. I feasted upon it, rejuvenating me with my strength as I noticed that you were still clinging to life. I then licked your blood stained neck and start pulling and biting at it simultaneously, fully decapitating you as your body falls over limply as a fountain of blood spills everywhere. Satisfied, I picked up my stuff and walked out into the sun, free at last.
22:02 Zane_The_Biker: ---end---
Published: 2026-05-15, viewed 80 times.

Freaker
27 days ago“Bravo, Zane! Winner of the hunt, breaker of walls, and somehow still standing. And KFC_Gut, my mighty second-place beast, you fought like a living mountain. That fight shook my ruins, cracked my stones, and gave my poor old treasure more action than it has seen in centuries! I thank you both deeply, because at last I am free from this boring job of guarding it. Soon, both of you will receive the prizes you truly deserve. Now please stop bleeding on my floor.”
The Sorcerer
Dream Breaker
27 days agoTwo masters of story telling gathered together. What else could we expect! Zane showed once more his skills and KFC did awesome job to fight back hard. Awesome work from both of you. Thank you !!