THE HIGH TABLE

Quesadilla: Exhausted after my almost defeat by the huge beast in the hall I wander the empty desolate streets. I need food, water and shelter so when I find an underground entrance I warily go in. There is gold everywhere but no water or food

Quesadilla: Up pops this annoying wizard again going on about two paths again - I choose throne as looks less uninviting.

Quesadilla: Gold all over the floor so I stoop to pick some up. This creature appears unhelpful I am touching his gold. Pointing out there is so much here that he should donate some to a worthy cause such as me.

Quesadilla: That clearly isn't the correct reply as grabs me by the arms trying to lift me

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚃ 4 = 7

Quesadilla: I counter by swinging a large powerful leg at him striking him in the thigh. He lets me go checking his leg

Quesadilla: Damage of 3 less 2 is 1 so he is on 17

Quesadilla: Seeing that was successful I try a second kick aimed at exact same place on his leg

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7

Quesadilla: More powerful kick this time as his thigh buckles with the impact and he falls to one knee

Quesadilla: Damage of 6 less 5 add 2 is 3 so he is on 14

Quesadilla: In this position his head is just at right height for me to leap up and aim a foot at your face powered by a huge solid thigh

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6

Quesadilla: You anticipated my move shifting your head away so I miss. Unharmed I move back then rush to slam a fist into your face

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6

Quesadilla: Again you move your head slightly so I miss. I feel you are mocking me, playing with me.

Quesadilla: Again no injury to me as I move behind you to aim a flying kick into your neck and upper back

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚂ 3 = 9

Quesadilla: Much more successful this time as the impact is heavy. I had used my warrior weapon to inched

Quesadilla: Already but even without it I know it was a huge hit

Quesadilla: He is forced forwards violently so his face smashes into the solid unyielding floor

Quesadilla: Suffering massive damage of 6 less 3 plus 2 is 5. Reducing him to 9

Quesadilla: You are on the ground so I get down too. Sitting on your upper back using my weight to keep you in place. Wrapping my massive solid quads around your head and start to squeeze

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚅ 6 = 11

Quesadilla: You are screaming in agony as my giant quads start to crush your skull.

Quesadilla: It feels like your head is close to exploding.

Quesadilla: You lose substantial points 5 less 0 is 5 - so you are on 4

Quesadilla: Continuing to squeeze and flex as you try to pull my quads away but they are too strong.

Quesadilla: Getting turned on by my own dominance and cruelty

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4

Quesadilla: Maybe I got overconfident or maybe I got too turned on and lost focus or maybe it’s my victims survival instinct kicking in. Whichever it is you manage you raise your self up a but then roll. Trying to stop myself from bring thrust off you I loosen my grip then fall into a mound of gold coins as you land on top of me crushing me

Quesadilla: Taking damage of 4 less 2 is 2 so I am on 13

Quesadilla: I am on my back with you laying on me with your back to my front. Reaching round with my arm to try to strangle you from behind while my massive quads wrap around your torso from below you. Starting to squeeze

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9

Quesadilla: I feel you struggle trying to pull my legs apart then my arm away from your throat but I am too strong

Quesadilla: Constricting as well as strangling you to cut off your air

Quesadilla: You lose 5 less 2 is 3 so you are on just 1

Quesadilla: Your desperate struggling getting weaker as I flex my huge thighs for hopefully one last huge squeeze.

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚄ 5 = 9

Quesadilla: I am like a human anaconda wrapped around its prey as with one final squeeze from arm and legs I feel you go limp and lifeless

Quesadilla: Damage of 4 less 1 is 3 so you are at -2 and completely dead

Quesadilla: I hold on for a minute longer to be sure then relax. Tossing the dead body into a large mound of coins. Sitting on throne to recover. Regaining three points so I am now up to 16.

Quesadilla: Suddenly I hear a loud thudding noise and the room shakes. Through the only way in or out waddles the huge bulk of an enormous monster.

Quesadilla:

Quesadilla: A giant dragon with a huge belly ! The devourer ! Of gold, of food, of hope, of men. This is I assume what he thinks is his throne.

Quesadilla: Standing in front of me blocking my escape. Licking his lips. Rubbing his belly.

Quesadilla: I try to sidestep him to see if I can get past him. He lunges at me as I try this

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6

Quesadilla: He misses me but only just. He moves across to block my escape again.

Quesadilla: I try to shoulder barge him out of the way but getting low a running at him. Impacting into the huge dragon

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚂ 3 = 4

Quesadilla: It was hitting a wall as I slam onto his massive belly. Bouncing off slightly as he grabs me

Quesadilla: Taking damage of 5 less 3 is 2. Leaving me on 14.

Quesadilla: He wraps his huge arms around me starting to squeeze me as I try to pull his arms apart.

Quesadilla: Pressed up his massive belly. Trying to lift my legs use my big thighs around the massive belly

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚅ 6 = 12

Quesadilla: I manage to unlock your bearhug. Slamming fists into your head as my huge thighs engulf you big chest.

Quesadilla: You take huge damage as you struggle to breathe

Quesadilla: Damage of 6 less 0 add 2 is 8. Bringing you down to 13

Quesadilla: I feel you try to counter. I am basically wrapping myself around you. Arms going around your throat abs legs around your chest. But you are huge as you to fall forwards to crush me

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6

Quesadilla: Using my weight I push forwards to stop you falling forwards by unsteadying you

Quesadilla: Neither of us move.

Quesadilla: I see you trying to counter again this time wrapping his own arms around my waist to squeeze me

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚀ 1 = 3

Quesadilla: You squeeze me tightly - yelling in pain as you crush my narrow waist.

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Quesadilla: Taking heavy damage of 4 less 1 is 3 leaving me on 11

Quesadilla: My hand coming away from your throat as I try to pull your arms away. Squeezing each other

Quesadilla: I feel you start to move and now fall forwards again with me trapped in your huge bearhug

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚄ 5 = 8

Quesadilla: As you fall you lessen your grip on me so I manage to wriggle free. Just about able to shift to the side as you fell to the ground.

Quesadilla: Your belly takes full impact not me. Reducing you by 3 less 1 is 2. Leaving you on 11 too

Quesadilla: I hear you groan belly down in the gold strewn floor. Leaping up I try a flying drop kick into your head hoping you face with hit the floor

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚄ 5 = 10

Quesadilla: I hit it perfectly. Your head slamming into the ground severely damaging it.

Quesadilla: Blood pouring across the floor

Quesadilla: You take heavy damage 5 less 1 is 4 taking you to 7

Quesadilla: As that was so successful I try the same move as your lay your injured head on stone floor

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚁ 2 = 5

Quesadilla: You move your head at last moment so my feet for the floor next to your head. Yelling in pain.

Quesadilla: Losing 3 less 2 is 1 so I am at 10

Quesadilla: Staggering up checking my legs. Then trying my favourite move - my killer head scissors. My massive quads engulfing your equally massive head

Quesadilla: Squeezing hard

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6

Quesadilla: Your huge head makes it hard for me to use my huge quads.

Quesadilla: I try but to no effect

Quesadilla: Moving my quads so instead they wrap around your thick neck

Quesadilla: Restarting my squeeze on you

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚄ 5 = 7

Quesadilla: This time it seems to work. As you begin to thrash around

Quesadilla: Losing 2 less 1 is 1 so you are on 6

Quesadilla: Continuing to squeeze as you try to prise my legs apart

Quesadilla: I try to grab your arms to stop you

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7

Quesadilla: Another enormous squeeze as I manage to keep your arms away from my thighs

Quesadilla: Your huge belly on the ground a liability now as it makes if hard for you to move or roll

Quesadilla: Losing 6 less 5 plus 2 is 3. Reducing you to 3

Quesadilla: I try flexing my quads for the final death squeeze as I feel end may be near

Quesadilla: You are hardly moving now

Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11

Quesadilla: Powerful flex and squeeze !! Most powerful I can do.

Quesadilla: Devastating damage of 6 less 1 add 2 gives 7

Quesadilla: Cracking the neck bones and ripping the head off the dragon

Quesadilla: Dragon dead on -4

Quesadilla: Crawling out of underground chamber to the sunlight. Laying there to let my strained quads recover as I gain 3 points back so I am at 13