THE HIGH TABLE

10:48 KFC_Gut: Moving through the city now very hungry. I need a huge meal !! Pleased I wasn’t a huge meal myself for that monster !!!

11:00 KFC_Gut: I see an underground entrance and hopefully sone shade from the hot sun and maybe even food. As I descend I realise there is a bright gleam of gold. Up pops the Gandalf impersonator again. Yes yes two paths you can go by but unlike Stairway to Heaven once decided there is no time to change the road you are on

11:03 KFC_Gut: There is a golden throne he says to the left and I need a sit down so I go that way. Gold everywhere ! No food anywhere !

11:06 KFC_Gut: I pick a gold goblet up but as I do so this guardian thing appears demanding I drop the treasure. Holding the heavy goblet I dont drop it. Instead I try to slam it. Straight into guardians face

11:06 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚀ 1 = 5

11:07 KFC_Gut: As I do so the guardian reacts grabbing my arm with its huge fist forcing goblet back into my face

11:09 KFC_Gut: I suffer damage 2 less 1 is 1 so I’m on 19 now

11:11 KFC_Gut: Annoyed I charge at him hoping that my huge bulk would knock him over when we collided or he trips on all the coins and ring strewn across the floor

11:11 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6

11:13 KFC_Gut: Surprisingly he is bulkier and heavier than he looks. When we collide nothing happens. Neither of us move.

11:13 KFC_Gut: More angry now I move back further

11:13 KFC_Gut: Slapping my huge gut as he just stands there

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11:14 KFC_Gut: Then i charge again with hopefully more momentum this time

11:14 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4

11:15 KFC_Gut: Guardian starts to charge towards me !

11:17 KFC_Gut: BOOM !! Enormous impact but I come off worse as I get bounced back several feet. Stumbling, feet slipping and sliding on the loose gold objects on the ground. Falling backwards Ending up belly up in a pile of gold coins

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11:19 KFC_Gut: Taking damage of 4 less 2 is 2 so now on 17

11:21 KFC_Gut: Guardian standing over me then leaping into air going for a big splash on me !! I finally realise as the light glints off him why he is so heavy and immovable ! He is made of gold himself !!!

11:21 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚁ 2 = 8

11:22 KFC_Gut: Luckily he is as unagile as me. I manage to just roll to the side in time. Hearing a huge thud as the heavy guardian lands on the solid floor.

11:23 KFC_Gut: He takes damage of 6 less 4 plus 2 is 4 so he is on 14.

11:30 KFC_Gut: I hope that as he is so heavy that once he is on the ground that like me he can’t get up easily. I roll back so I am laying on him. Squashing him under my 600 lb. My belly on his chest to try to suffocate him

11:32 KFC_Gut: Grabbing his arms to hold him down I hope

11:32 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚃ 4 = 7

11:33 KFC_Gut: He is struggling wildly. And I am only just keeping him from throwing me off. But I remain on top my belly compressing his chest.

11:34 KFC_Gut: He suffers more damage 3 less 2 is 1. So he is on 13

11:36 KFC_Gut: I carry on the move. Shifting stance slightly so my legs are slightly lifted and my whole weight is pressing on his chest. We are almost face to face as I hear him snarling and gasping as the suffocation continues

11:37 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚅ 6 = 12

11:38 KFC_Gut: This works as the extra weight pushing down means he can’t inhale as his movements start to weaken

11:40 KFC_Gut: Suffering huge damage as his brain starts to get starved of oxygen.

11:41 KFC_Gut: Damage 6 less 0 plus 2 is a massive 8. Leaving him with just 5

11:41 KFC_Gut: I can tell he is still alive and kicking though kicking and struggling much less than before

11:42 KFC_Gut: So not wanting to waste my own energy I just continue the suffocating

11:42 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚂ 3 = 9

11:44 KFC_Gut: His movements getting less and less - then they stop. I carry on smothering him to be certain.

11:45 KFC_Gut: Guardian taking 6 less 3 plus 2 is 5. So he is ko and unable to fight back

11:46 KFC_Gut: I lay on top of him for a while to try to recover and to make sure he is completely dead

11:47 KFC_Gut: Regaining 3 life points so I am now on 20.

11:48 KFC_Gut: Slowly hauling my bulk up as I waddle across to the golden throne to sit down

11:50 KFC_Gut: Looking out at all this gold as my empty belly rumbles. “ I would give all this gold away for an unlimited all you can eat buffet here” I declare to the chamber.

11:51 KFC_Gut: Suddenly I feel a hand caressing my massive belly.

11:52 KFC_Gut: “What a fat greedy hog of a man you are !” I hear from behind me.

11:53 KFC_Gut: Then this huge bellied beast appears in front of me. Greed and gluttony in monster form.

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11:56 KFC_Gut: Rubbing my huge belly again - “I will feed you unlimited all you can eat !! If you leave the gold alone.”

11:57 KFC_Gut: No contest in my mind as I agree eagerly

11:58 KFC_Gut: The gold turns into food. Lots of food. More than I had ever seen before

11:59 KFC_Gut: My belly getting rubbed again. “Time to eat hog” I get told as Greed starts to shovel food into me

12:01 KFC_Gut: At first I am enjoying this - loving this in fact. But Greed doesn’t stop. Shovelling more and more in me. Struggling to breathe as my mouth is full and struggling to chew and swallow in time

12:02 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚃ 4 = 6

12:16 KFC_Gut: Hands grabbing Greeds huge arms to try to stop him feeding me. But he carries on as i compensate by chewing quicker

12:23 KFC_Gut: My belly starting to expand bigger and bigger. Stretching my custom gear. All this extra weight and bulk making breathing harder and putting strain on my heart

12:25 KFC_Gut: I decide i have had enough for the moment trying to push Greed back a bit and place hand over my mouth for a rest

12:28 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚃ 4 = 10

12:30 KFC_Gut: I push Greed back harder than i meant as he stumbles backwards falling off the dias onto the ground

12:32 KFC_Gut: Greed suffering big damage of 6 less 2 plus 2 is 6

14:46 KFC_Gut: He is down to 20

14:47 KFC_Gut: As he hauls his huge bulk up I can see he isn’t happy. Moving slowly towards me. I try to get up but I have gained so much weight with this quick weight gain food I am struggling to move. Greed approaches me. I get up finally attempting to haul myself away as he tried to grab me and push me over

14:49 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5

14:50 KFC_Gut: His huge arms grabbing me and pushing me over as my legs can’t take the extra weight gain. I fall backwards into the piles of food

14:51 KFC_Gut: Losing 4 less 3 is 1 so I am on 19

14:52 KFC_Gut: Greed is on 15 sorry

14:54 KFC_Gut: Greed rolls on top of me belly on belly. Pinning me under his huge weight. Shovelling any food he can reach into my mouth as I start to choke

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14:55 KFC_Gut: I try to push him off me and to grab his arms

14:55 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8

14:56 KFC_Gut: I manage to stop him feeding me. Pulling his arms roughly away and head butting him in the face

14:57 KFC_Gut: He loses 2 less 0 is 2. So he is on 13.

14:59 KFC_Gut: Greed howling in pain. He grabs a huge haunch of nest on the bone attempting to push it all down my throat to choke me on it

14:59 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6

15:01 KFC_Gut: I grab the meat just before it enters my mouth. Face to face as we use your arm strength to counter the other. Stalemate for the moment. But then Greed lifts his body up a bit and drops down aiming to crush my belly under his

15:02 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6

15:03 KFC_Gut: Luckily my belly had expanded so much that even Greeds huge weight doesn’t hurt it. At least he isn’t holding meat any more

15:04 KFC_Gut: Greed gets up. I am so fat I am immobile as he knows it. Climbing onto the throne from where he intends to leap onto me in a huge belly splash

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15:06 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚄ 5 = 10

15:08 KFC_Gut: Greed is so fat and clumsy he slips falling from top of throne onto ground below next to me injuring his own belly and legs. He rolls over onto his back so we are belly up next to each other

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15:09 KFC_Gut: He suffered heavy damage of 5 less 1 is 4 reducing him to 9

15:10 KFC_Gut: Neither of us able to move as we lay there like two beached whales

15:10 KFC_Gut: Whoever recovers first should be the roll over onto the other and to suffocate them under the weight of the other.

15:12 KFC_Gut: Both of us trying to do that

15:12 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚂ 3 = 7

15:13 KFC_Gut: I manage to roll over onto Greed squashing him under me crushing his belly

15:14 KFC_Gut: He takes more damage 4 less 3 is 1. Now on 8

15:53 KFC_Gut: My weight maybe up to 800 lbs now with all that fast acting fat rich food inside me is more than a match for Greed I reckon. Our bellies are same size so I am confident I can suffocate him as I first roll all over him from head to knee like a steamroller to ensure he is too injured to be able to get up

15:56 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8

15:56 KFC_Gut: Crushing him even more as he groans in pain

15:57 KFC_Gut: Losing 2 less 0 is 2 so down to 6

15:58 KFC_Gut: Finally getting up then lowering my huge belly over his face. My belly so heavy are huge it is also laying on his chest. Surely no chance of escape

15:59 KFC_Gut: I feel him struggling as I press down more

16:00 KFC_Gut:

16:00 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9

16:00 KFC_Gut: The smother is working as I feel him weakening

16:01 KFC_Gut: Losing 5 less 2 is 3. Only on 3 now

16:38 KFC_Gut: Continuing the belly smother confident as ever I can finish this huge bellied beast before it tries to finish me

16:38 KFC_Gut: My weight gain at the hands of Greed may prove the downfall of Greed

16:38 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5

16:39 KFC_Gut: Maybe I was getting overconfident as the flailing arms of Greed locate my big balls

16:40 KFC_Gut: Grabbing and squeezing them

16:42 KFC_Gut: I lose 4 less 3 is 1 so I am on 18.

16:43 KFC_Gut: Trying to pull him hand off me before he can do even more damage. Rolling around as I do so which gives him fresh air to breathe

16:43 KFC_Gut: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚅ 6 = 11

16:45 KFC_Gut: I manage to get hug hands off my balls. Breaking hid arm as I yank it free. Reapplying the belly smother as k watch his movement slow then cease.

16:45 KFC_Gut: Damage 5 less 0 is 5 so Greed is dead on -1.

16:50 KFC_Gut: I roll off surveying all this food. Where Greed has been feeding me the same food had reappeared. This really was an unlimited all you can eat buffet. Starving again I roll to an areas of cream cakes greedily shovelling them down. Waiting for them to reappear then doing it again. Sampling food across the room. Each mouthful making my belly grow and grow. My dream was to become fattest heaviest man that ever existed and now i can achieve that

16:51 KFC_Gut: I have found what I really wanted and it’s not gold or treasure. It’s food and beer and endless weight gain.

16:59 KFC_Gut: Full almost to bursting i start to fall asleep my belly continuing to expand as i loudly snore. I regain three points so up to 21. I recall I still have the unused healing potion that I drink to increase my stamina and power so I can move more easily. It increases my points by a further 5 up to 26 as I dream of the size I will soon become

17:00 KFC_Gut:

17:00 KFC_Gut: End