THE HIGH TABLE

17:45 Quesadilla: Exhausted after the earlier encounters in the forest I luckily meet no other dangers until I reach a ruined city. As I start to explore the wizard reappears saying again there are two paths - hall or corridor - I can take. 

17:52 Quesadilla: I decide the blood on the corridor looks uninviting so I enter the hall.

17:54 Quesadilla: Carved heads on the wall. Looking around at the huge stone empty hall. Wondering if i was in for an another fall. Hoping there was nothing here at all.

17:57 Quesadilla: Well that thought didn’t last long as a tall warrior in armour appears in front of me. I decide not to attack but move aside but as I do so it moves in front again. I try circling it but it remains in front of me. I have to fight it.

17:57 Quesadilla: Ignoring the armoured torso I aim a fist at the face

17:58 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8

17:59 Quesadilla: My fist smashed into the face. Blood flowing from his nose and mouth

17:59 Quesadilla: Damage 5 less 3 is 2 so he us down to 12

18:01 Quesadilla: Pleased that went well I notice that armour only extends to his crotch so I aim a kick with my huge leg at him hoping to hit his thigh

18:02 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5

18:03 Quesadilla: He was anticipating this as he dodges kick. Grabbing my leg and pulling hard to try to get me over. Digging fingers into my thighs

18:04 Quesadilla: I suffer damage 4 less 3 is 1 so I am down to 11

18:06 Quesadilla: With his two hands on my leg he can’t protect his head so I leap and thrust my other foot into the already bleeding face of my adversary.

18:07 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚃ 4 = 10

18:08 Quesadilla: His head exploding with blood and spit. I feel him drop my leg as he holds his head in agony.

18:10 Quesadilla: Making a horrible noise as he tries to put his face together again

18:11 Quesadilla: Massive damage of 6 less 2 plus 2 is 6. Reducing his life points to 6.

18:13 Quesadilla: Moving up close I slam my foot into this thigh hoping he will use his hands to try to protect that leaving his face open to further hits

18:14 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚀ 1 = 5

18:16 Quesadilla: Getting up close wasn’t such a good idea as it allows him to try to grab my legs again which he does. Twisting my leg

18:17 Quesadilla: I suffer damage of 2 less 1 is 1 so now on 10

18:17 Quesadilla: I go for an another huge kick to his injured face as that worked so well last time with my free leg.

18:18 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚀ 1 = 5

18:20 Quesadilla: This time it is unsuccessful as he moves his head in time. His legs twisting means I fall on to ground in a seated position in front of him

18:20 Quesadilla: I lose 2 less 1 is 1 so I am now on 9

18:22 Quesadilla: This is a much more even match than I had hoped. I can see you above me as I aim another kick at your thigh to make you release me

18:22 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4

18:24 Quesadilla: I miss completely allowing you to grab other leg as well. Pulling my huge legs apart and pressing a big foot into my balls. Yelling in agony

18:24 Quesadilla: Suffering more damage 3 less 1 is 2 so on just 7 now

18:26 Quesadilla: Reaching forwards trying to block out the pain as I grab the thigh of the man pulling it to get it off my balls and to try to topple him

18:27 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚁ 2 = 3

18:30 Quesadilla: Unsuccessful as he lays on ground using his own huge legs to get my hugs legs in a vicious leg lock. Applying pressure to try to break my leg

18:30 Quesadilla: Losing more points 5 less 2 is 3 huge points so I am on just 4

18:32 Quesadilla: As I writhe in agony I realise one of the stones near me on the floor is loose. Grabbing it and throwing it towards his head and chest

18:33 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4

18:35 Quesadilla: It misses as he exerts more pressure on my legs. They are close to breaking

18:35 Quesadilla: Yelling in agony

18:36 Quesadilla: I lose more points 3 less 1 is another 2 gone so only on 2 now

18:38 Quesadilla: Grabbing a healing potion I quickly drink it gaining me 5 extra bullets so I am at 7.

18:39 Quesadilla: Getting desperate I see another loose stone and trying to throw it at your head and chest again

18:39 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚄ 5 = 7

18:40 Quesadilla: It strikes you on the chest. Not a devastating blow but enough for you to release me. I crawl away a safe distance

18:41 Quesadilla: You lose 2 less 1 is 1 so you are on 5

18:42 Quesadilla: Checking my legs are fine as I see you start to stand

18:43 Quesadilla: Charging at you in a low position then I leap towards you to spear tackle your legs

18:54 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5

18:57 Quesadilla: Tackle doesn’t go as planned as he sidesteps so I slam into opposite wall. Turning to face you again

18:57 Quesadilla: Losing again 4 less 3 is 1 so I am on 6

19:00 Quesadilla: Both of us look exhausted but you come forwards again hands out in front of you like a Hammer Horror character. Trying to get his hands around my throat to strangle me as I try to pull them off then I try to do the same each trying to strangle the other. We each try to overpower the other

19:00 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11

19:01 Quesadilla: Finally I get the upper hand !

19:06 Quesadilla: Strangling you with all my strength as unsuccessfully try to pull my hands away. I carry on the red mist in my head

19:06 Quesadilla: Huge damage 6 less 1 plus 2 is 7. Leaving you completely stone cold dead on -2

19:08 Quesadilla: I feel the bones in your neck snap as I squeeze and twist. Then your body slumps. I discard your corpse breathing heavily

19:09 Quesadilla: Slowly recovering back and gaining 3 points so now on 9

19:10 Quesadilla: Sitting down on floor

19:11 Quesadilla: I feel floor start to vibrate and I look up to see this huge monster approaching.

19:12 Quesadilla:

19:14 Quesadilla: If I was on Growlr or Grindr and he replied to my message I would be calling him sir or daddy hoping to get him in bed.

19:14 Quesadilla: But as it is I need to escape

19:18 Quesadilla: There are just two doors from this hall. The one where I entered is now a long way away. The other directly behind him. I assume that’s where he came in attracted by the noise. As he is lumbering along slowly I should reach the door I came in. But as i get up to start to run he starts to charge at me the whole hall shaking

19:19 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9

19:24 Quesadilla: I appear to stand like a rabbit transfixed in car headlights. Then at last moment I dive to one side watching you charge on. Leaping up behind you to do a flying drop kick on your upper back just below your neck. You fall forwards onto your belly

19:27 Quesadilla: You sustain damage of 5 less 1 is 4. I use my warrior weapon adding extra 2 damage so it is 6 bullets he loses

19:28 Quesadilla: He is on 11

19:30 Quesadilla: I kick the monster head three times. Smashing the head after that three times into the solid floor

19:30 Quesadilla: Trying to keep that bulk on the ground

19:31 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚁ 2 = 8

19:32 Quesadilla: Blood flowing from the monster face. Using my weight to lay on him to try to prevent him from getting up

19:33 Quesadilla: Managing to keep him on the ground still smashing his head into the stone flagstones.

19:35 Quesadilla: Monster losing 6 less 4 plus 2 so 4. It’s on 7 now

19:38 Quesadilla: Monster so wide he can’t get his arms reach around his back easily so he can’t reach me

19:39 Quesadilla: Moving over his bulk I sit front of him

19:39 Quesadilla:

19:40 Quesadilla: Wrapping my huge quads around the big head of my foe and starting to squeeze

19:41 Quesadilla:

19:41 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚄ 5 + ⚁ 2 = 7

19:43 Quesadilla: His skull bones are thick so I have squeeze hard to have any effect but it was starting to work from the screams you are making

19:44 Quesadilla: Small damage of 5 less 4 is 1 on the monster to bring it to 6

19:47 Quesadilla: Applying more pressure leaning forwards to grab his closest arm with my hands to stop him attacking me with them

10:58 Quesadilla: Squeezing the head with my massive quads

10:58 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6

10:59 Quesadilla: Monsters skull is very thick and solid and even my quads are struggling to damage or crack the skull

11:02 Quesadilla: Shifting position so I am more at the side of him I wrap my massive quads around the neck of the huge beast. Holding on to nearest arm to stop him using it

11:02 Quesadilla:

11:03 Quesadilla: Squeezing to cut off monster’s air

11:04 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7

11:08 Quesadilla: My huge quads crushing the windpipe. I feel the monster moving and thrashing around. But it’s moving less as I stop the air getting in

11:09 Quesadilla: It suffers damage 6 less 5 plus 2 is 3. Monster down to 3 now

11:13 Quesadilla: The huge size and weight of the monster is working against it as it struggles to get up or to roll its bulk over. I am bending arm back as I squeeze even tighter watching the movements of my victim get less and less

11:14 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6

11:17 Quesadilla: Then I feel the monster try to rally, to turn over, to try to get on its knees but to do it has to be  lifting its weight and mine. I fight back sitting up more and grabbing that other arm.

11:17 Quesadilla: Hoping to stop monster lifting me off ground

11:17 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚁ 2 + ⚃ 4 = 6

11:20 Quesadilla: We continue to test each others power and resilience. In this position we seem equally matched as you can’t lift me off ground but your struggling means I can’t squeeze your neck anymore.

11:23 Quesadilla: Leaning further forwards to pull both arms across your back wrenching them hoping to dislocate the shoulder

11:23 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚃ 4 = 8

11:26 Quesadilla: I hear the monster yell in pain as I dislocate shoulders. It is in too much pain to carry on trying to lift us.

11:27 Quesadilla: Monster loses 4 less 2 is 2 so is on 1

11:28 Quesadilla: I start to squeeze its throat harder and harder with my quads. Hearing it gasp for air. Knowing its demise must be near

11:29 Quesadilla: !dice 2d6
Roll the dice... ⚅ 6 + ⚃ 4 = 10

11:30 Quesadilla: My quads so big and powerful they crush the neck of the huge beast.

11:31 Quesadilla: No movement from the beast but I carry on squeezing to be sure it is dead as I can’t risk it waking up

11:32 Quesadilla: Head of the monster was red through lack of air but now turning purple. I see the skin turning purple all over it. Still squeezing still squeezing

11:32 Quesadilla: After several minutes I release.

11:33 Quesadilla: Monster suffers huge damage 6 less 2 add 2 is 6

11:33 Quesadilla: Monster on -5 so utterly destroyed

11:36 Quesadilla: I crawl to the wall absolutely exhausted. My quads in agony as I pushed them to the limit. The monsters pushed me to the limit. Sitting there recovering

11:40 Quesadilla: Gaining three health points to get back to 12