THE HIGH TABLE

KFC_Gut: After my huge defeat by Stax and Killer, I had had argument with Walrus and disbanded our tag team. Instead I teamed up with his heavier brother Wobble who was 420 lb. Forming a tag team weighing 1020 lb.

KFC_Gut: Challenging Stax to another tag match. No idea who he might choose as a partner this time against a heavier tag team

Walrus: I was annoyed at being discarded but was given chance to commentate on match

KFC_Gut: As challengers me and Wobble were first to the ring. Waddling down to ring in our red singlets. Over 1000 lbs of blubbery bulk

KFC_Gut:

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Both of us already sweating from just hauling our bulk into that ring

senior_warrior: the noise builds and the music blares i let haystacks walk out in front of me and i follow him, im at my heaviest at 270lbs and i know me and stax make a great tag team, the fans going wild as we walk down, climb up the steps and enter the ring before going to our corner ...

Walrus: Commentating at ringside - “that fucking cheating bastard old man Pitbull looks like he swallowed a beach ball. But he will need all that extra fat to protect me when the Blubberbellies splash him.

Walrus: This will be a heel vs heel tag match

Walrus:

Walrus: Giant Haystacks (Stax)

Belly_Wobble: Surprised at Stax choice of partner as I thought Pitbull had retired. Pitbull was looking huge ! Massive power belly on him. I volunteer to go in first as I am slightly more agile than KFC plus I am assuming Stax will let Pitbull do all the hard work early on.

senior_warrior: i stand on the apron as stax decides he wants to do some wrecking early on, and he steps up to face the  Wobble , fucking smack him one i shout to haystacks as my rivalry with him is far from over, ...........i watch as the two circle big boy Wobble looking dwarfed by stax .....

Belly_Wobble: Fuck !! Stax gets in the ring first against me. 700 lb of him vs 420 lb of me. I keep moving as he moves trying to see the signs there the human elephant is about to charge. Continuing to circle as I realise I have a moved a semicircle around the ring so your corner is behind me. I hear Pitbull yelling at you.

senior_warrior: stax moves in and belly checks you, you stumble back into the corner where im standing i jump up dropping an elbow on top of your head as stax punches you in the guts, the ref screaming at stax and then me, about my interference, so stax slaps my hand and as he steps out the ring i step in....

senior_warrior:

KFC_Gut: Yelling at Wobble not to get trapped.

Belly_Wobble: Distracted by KFC yell as I turn towards Pitbull thinking he is about to get in ring, I realise from the ring shaking that Stax is on the move. I charge forwards to meet him

Belly_Wobble: BOOM !

Belly_Wobble: If feels like a train just collided with me as I get slammed back into your corner by the massive bulk of Stax. I see the big man approaching pressing his belly against mine as Pitbull slams an elbow on my head. Stax huge body hiding his next move from the ref as he slams a fist into what I thought was a massive belly but now feels quite small compared to KFC and Stax.

Belly_Wobble: Finally Stax weight stops pressing me into the corner

Belly_Wobble: As the superheavyweight Pitbull rolls into ring. I start by grabbing Pitbull arm to try to slingshot him across ring into our corner

KFC_Gut: Watching Pitbull enter against Wobble

senior_warrior: as i get in the ring i feel my arm being grabbed and im thrown across the ring by walrus , but i manage to get my foot up onto the corner post to stop being slammed into the post in front of kfc, wobble clearly not expecting me to stop the move has followed me across the ring and so when i turn round he is right there, and i slam a forearm down onto his chest .....

KFC_Gut: Cheering you on

Belly_Wobble: I manage to throw your considerable bulk across the ring. Charging across ring behind you as i plan to squash you in our corner. However you manage not to get posted in our corner. Turning you see my charging bulk approach as you slam a forearm onto my chest

Belly_Wobble: Force of impact of your forearm and your belly slamming onto my belly stops my forwards charge. Stumbling back a couple of steps.

KFC_Gut: Annoyed Pitbull didn’t get squashed then watching him counter the charge by Wobble. I lean through the ropes grabbing Pitbull from behind by his free arm pulling him into the corner as I grab his other arm. Holding them so Pitbull can’t escape.

Walrus: Commentator - Pitbull in trouble now

Belly_Wobble: Seeing Pitbull getting held in our corner by KFC. I move in towards Pitbull. Slamming my big belly into his big belly

Belly_Wobble:

senior_warrior: pulled back into the corner i can hear stax screaming at me but kfc has grabbed my arms and is holding me in place, i scream at the ref but he does nothing, ............oooffffffff......... Wobble charges at me with his big belly and our stomachs collide, i first hit the corner post with my back then i feel the air rush from my lungs and as Wobble steps back i fall to my knees, then i drop forward with my hands on the canvass now as stax shouts at me to get back up ...........easier said than done ..........

Belly_Wobble: Pulling you up by your hair so we are belly to belly again then I slam my belly into you again but this time holding you against turnbuckle as I tag in KFC

KFC_Gut: Hauling myself as I playfully step behind Wobble pushing my belly firmly onto his back so you have over 1000 lb compressing you into corner. Watching you gasping for air as we prevent you inhaling.

KFC_Gut: Ref going crazy telling Wobble to leave the ring

Belly_Wobble: Me explaining to ref I can’t leave ring as KFC is stopping me and he had an issue with mobility so KFC is struggling to move atm. Watching Pitbull face go red as he gasps for air

senior_warrior: these two fat fuckers playinng up to the ref in order to crush me further , my ribs are on fire, my lungs desperate for air and when neither of them move i start slamming forearms wildly in there direction to get them to move back , haystacks screaming at the ref to do his job..........

Walrus: I am yelling “squash the fat cheating bastard to ko” - ironic as Pitbull is the lightest man in the match and his opponents are cheating !

Belly_Wobble: Ref checking that Stax isn’t about to get in as he starts counting to ten saying he will disqualify us if I dont get out if the ring. Waiting till ht reaches seven then I give KFC a slap on the belly so KFC moves back and I can clamber out of the ring

KFC_Gut: With Wobble out of the ring I lift an almost ko Pitbull up. Carrying him away from the corner nearer to middle of ring and throw him face up on that canvas.

KFC_Gut: Big splash time as I leap into air aiming to squash Pitbulls fat belly and mantits flat as a pancake

senior_warrior: im thrown into the middle of the ring then kfc tries to splash on top of me , i see what hes upto and think no you dont big man, at least not this early in the match and i manage to roll to one side , but now im strugging to get back up to my feet . stax screaming at me to tag but kfc is between me and him ....

KFC_Gut: All that extra padding must have protected you as you aren’t as hurt as i thought you would be. You roll out of the way just before I impact. Whole ring shaking as my huge belly slams onto the mats.

KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut: I hear my arch rival Tank Gut cheering Pitbull on

KFC_Gut: I see Pitbull still on canvas so I roll over on top of him laying over his belly and chest to try to pin him

KFC_Gut: Ref counting one ah

senior_warrior: suddeny i feel weight on me and kfc has rolled over me, i hear the ref shout one, i try to move but cant, i have to summon all my energy to kick my legs out hard and i hear the two but manage to move just before three, as i finally grab for the ropes, trying to get myself back up, sweat pouring off me now....

KFC_Gut: Confident yes ! Arrogant definitely ! No need to hook your meaty thigh to pin you - or so I assume. But just before the three count you manage to move enough to get your foot on the ropes as we were nearer them after you rolled over. I am forced to get off as I roll to ropes on other side of ring to get up. Moving slowly in again as I can see you look exhausted. Keeping my bulk beteeen and your corner as I try to force you back towards our corner.

KFC_Gut: As i near you i lunge forwards to try to grab you into a bear hug

senior_warrior: you move in but struggle to get your arms around me for a bearhug, i bring my arms up and slap my hands behind your head, making my forearms slam into each of your ears, and then as your stunned i try to push past you to get to haystacks ..... hes screaming at me to make the tag and im desperate for some air and a breather .......

KFC_Gut: Trying to get my arms around your fat body but you are soaked with sweat and you are slippery. Not locked in as you slam forearms into my head and ears. Stunned I release you trying to focus

KFC_Gut: I hear a huge cheer from the crowd behind me. I assume Stax had been tagged in as I turn to face him. Me the second biggest man in UK wrestling at 600lbs vs Stax the biggest at 700 lbs.

KFC_Gut: Preparing for the belly against belly body charge and slam that both of us use to knock over opponents. It’s survival of the fattest as though 100 lb lighter as I am 9 inches shorter that means my belly is actually the bigger belly so in theory I should win the belly slam

senior_warrior: stax slaps my hand finally and hes in the ring charging at you as im ordered out by the ref, much needed break and some air for me does me the world of good as i watch my tag buddy slamming into your belly, the sound of pure fat hitting pure fat echoes round the arena and im glad to see that its you whos sent flying backwards across the ring ....

KFC_Gut: Watching Stax charge at me like an enraged elephant

KFC_Gut: I try to charge back but Stax already has a head of steam up

KFC_Gut: BBOOOOMM ! The sound of fat hitting fat is incredible and also getting me horned up. But his extra weight and momentum are the deciding factor as I get slammed backwards several feet. Luckily just about managing to stay on my feet as I end up just in front of a neutral corner watching the huge man approach. My belly sore from the huge impact as I try to move sideways to get to tag out but my legs feel like jelly as I try to force them to move before the man mountain cuts off my escape route. But I can’t as Stax bulk moving forwards means I am too fat to squeeze between his big body and the ropes. I am trapped

senior_warrior: seeing you bounce back and knowing you cant make the tag, i watch as stax brings his forearm down across your flabby tits , he lands it with some force, trying to take your air, as you rock back and forth he lands a second one and a third, and now your in trouble and stumbling all over, go on stax keep going i scream at him and he moves in close to land a fourth ...........

KFC_Gut: BOOM BOOM BOOM as Stax massive forearms slam across my flabby tits. Each one injuring my chest and making breathing difficult. I try to counter by trying same moves on him but Stax 9 inch height advantage meant i am reaching up to access his chest and can’t manage anything like same force

KFC_Gut: I feel Stax massive gut pressed against my massive gut as he moves forwards squashing me between corner post and his huge body. A fourth massive forearm to my chest has me reeling. Staring up into his eyes I can see how much he are enjoying this and wants to destroy me for attacking me last match

KFC_Gut:

senior_warrior: haystacks hammers away and finally steps back from you, he needs to get some breath too and he walks slowly round the ring, owning it for now and watching you struggle to come forward off the corner post, he looks at walrus over the top rope to make sure hes not doing anything he shouldnt and his eyes come back towards kfc ...........

KFC_Gut: Finally Stax stops hammering my chest pulling back and letting me breathe properly. Slightly slumping in the corner from the vicious attacks and the squashing. Trying to get upright using the ropes and then move out of corner to avoid another squashing. Needing to recover though still stuck in corner facing you holding ropes

KFC_Gut:

senior_warrior: suddeny stax walks over and tags me in, as he does you start to dive for your corner in the best way you can. But thrn you dont tag out as well, now im in against kfc and thats not a good thing, hes a right fat fucker and i know i have to be careful , he moves out grinning thinking hes got this in the bag, i step up to him and boom, up goes my boot right into his gut, he rocks on the spot so i send another one and then i move to the ropes run across the ring or waddle , then when i get near him i drive my forearm right into the side of his chin and he wobbles again, now i drop back to the ropes and make another quick tag and in comes stax once more ...........

KFC_Gut: Surprisingly I see Stax tag out as I was just about to tag Wobble in. But seeing the lighter man is now in I decide to stay in. Grinning as you two expected me to tag out

KFC_Gut: Still struggling due to the beating by Stax I am still confident I can squash Pitbull.

KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut: However the quickness of his obese veteran surprised me with boots into my gut. Reeling as my belly is already sore. Then a forearm to my chin getting me wobbling.

KFC_Gut: Trying to grab you but you are quicker moving back to your corner to tag Stax

KFC_Gut: My plan is to charge at Stax to slam onto him just as he enters ring when he is still a bit unsteady on his feet and hopefully out belly slam him

senior_warrior: you charge at stax before hes really got stood properly in the ring but seeing you coming instead of letting you belly to belly splash him he rears up and lets you run straight into his forearm as he smashes it down onto your head ...........you stagger back now and this time its stax belly slamming you and you fall onto the ropes,..................i watch carefully, hoping yoru gonna totally lose your footing and go down onto the canvass .............

KFC_Gut: Assuming he will go for the belly to belly slam but at last moment he lifts his arm then forearm smash onto my head

KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut: Staggering back as now the human elephant belly slams me knocking me back into the ropes. As Stax moves back a bit I rashly decide to go for another belly slam but Stax is ready colliding with me in an even bigger belly slam. Already wobbly on my feet that extra big belly bounce by the 700 lb giant sends my 600 lb bulk off my feet. Falling backwards and landing on my back. Belly sticking far up towards the ceiling

KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut:

senior_warrior: i see stax grin as wide as ever when he sees you go down onto your back i can see whats coming and i encourage him as he walks towards you and without any warning he drops his full body weight straight down onto your guts, and the whole ring vibrates, he rolls off you and slowly gets up to his feet,

KFC_Gut: Belly splash time as the huge man drops his full weight on my massive belly

KFC_Gut: 

KFC_Gut: It feels like ceiling collapsing on me as the huge man flattens me

KFC_Gut: 

KFC_Gut: I can’t move with all the weight on me. Ref starting to count. Everyone assuming this will be the first fall of the match but then Stax rolls off me

KFC_Gut: Laying there squashed my belly badly bruised as I wonder what’s happening

Walrus: I had been chatting to my fellow commentator about fact Stax was banned from doing aerial moves.

Walrus: I was reminded that Stax wasn’t actually banned - he just was only allowed to do those moves when opponent weighed at least 80 % of Stax weight. As opponent had to be at least 560 lbs the wrestling organisers had assumed that would be a complete ban. However KFC joining the Fed at 600 lbs means was eligible for the aerial moves

<senior_warrior> the crowds eyes and those of the ref are on you as you are in a bad way on the canvass., but what they dont see is haystacks climbing the ropes in the corner of the ring, they have been re inforced for this match so they take his weight as he awkwardly but somehow manages to balance himself on the middle rope, then as the ref moves to one side he dives up into the air and lands another belly splash right down onto your stomach once more ...............

KFC_Gut: I can’t see where he is. I can hear the crowd shouting and yelling. I can hear commentator saying Stax is attempting an aerial move on KFC as him being 600 lbs so they were allowed

KFC_Gut: Panicking now I look up to see Stax precariously standing on the middle rope . Trying to move trying to get out of the way before I get crushed almost to death. But my massive belly pins me to the canvas and I am too squashed already to move ! All I can do is put my arms up begging you not to do this. But from look on your face you won’t stop. You launch towards me with the elegance of a juggernaut falling off a cliff.

KFC_Gut: BBOOOOMM ! Completely crushed and squashed ! Serious internal injuries as my huge belly is destroyed. Luckily most of your weight landed on my belly as otherwise my ribs would have been cracked. Utterly ko ! Knocked out so thoroughly I won’t be waking up for a long time !

Belly_Wobble: Watching from my tag rope outside ring I assumed the big splash from a standing position onto KFC would be the first pin so i watch open mouthed as Stax climbs the rope then delivers the biggest belly splash ever seen in UK wrestling maybe even the world. 700 lbs landing from the middle rope onto 600 lbs. Hoping my tag partner is still alive after that. Stunned silence from the crowd as I watch ref start the count - one ah

senior_warrior: i see the impact from the dive by stax and i start to scream wildly, thats it big man thats it , let him have it all , and i cheer as i know kfc isnt getting back up and in fact is out cold , so he will be eliminated from the match on the grounds of a technical knockout, ie unable to continue, and as the official makes the announcement, sttax walks back to our corner, pointing accross the ring at Wobble, signalling for him to come into the ring, knowing after seeing that total destruction of his tag partner thats bigger than him hes gonna be really worried now .........

Belly_Wobble: I watch the ref continue the count two ah then three ah with no movement from KFC. As Stax rolls off I see the ref check the 600 lb man over and asking for medical assistance. He announced a technical knockout so match continues without him. As I looks almost impossible to get him out of the ring the medics try to wake him while the ref says match can continue.

Belly_Wobble: I am in shock and scared at the thought of facing both of you together

Walrus: I had seen enough ! I wasn’t going to let my brother get squashed in a two on one so I get off my commentary chair and join him at the tag rope. Ref not allowing it which displeases me so I get down and look fur ways to help Wobble

Belly_Wobble: I enter ring yelling at Pitbull to get in the ring to face me as that’s the only chance I have a getting an equaliser

Belly_Wobble:

senior_warrior: i hear Wobble yelling at me to get back in the ring, no way i want stax to carry on first but after stax has stalked you he does indeed decide to tag out fairly quickly and so i step inside as he steps out....i circle you then move in with a forearm across your chest, trying to get in and out fast and not get caught..... i still have the image of stax crushing your tag partner and i know that will be in your mind, that is the biggest splash ever and a scene that will be replayed over and over on many big screens,,,,,, my forearm catches you well and i decide if i can move in for another ....

Belly_Wobble: Luckily for me Stax must be exhausted from climbing the ropes so he takes in Pitbull.

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Flexing at the corpulent veteran. Wondering if your usual agility has been reduced by your weight gain. Not long till i find out as you move in slam a big forearm across my chest then move away. Unprepared for the first but I assume you will try a second and with arms now spread out wide i intend to wrap my arms around your bulky body and bearhug you when you try that again

Belly_Wobble:

senior_warrior: i move in again for a second smash, but Wobble is fast and his arms are waiting im trapped in his grip as he digs his arms into my lower back, pulling me in close, our bellies crushing into each others, i gaps for air, need to break free, i push my hand onto his chin and push it hard trying to make enough room to land a second forearm smash down onto his pecs , or flabby tits as i should refer to them ......

Belly_Wobble: Wrapped in the bearhug your big belly up against my much big belly. I hadn’t managed to get your arms into my hug so they are free to attack me. Moving towards to force you to move back as I plan to crush you onto a corner. But you force my chin back landing another forearm smash onto my flabby tits. Your own flabby tits wobbling as well as you do the move. Loosening the squeeze as I manage to keep hug locked on just

senior_warrior: feel your arms weakening around you and think ive got a way out so i land another forearm into your face this time , hoping the shock of the move will make you stunned enough for your arms to release me and let me get some much needed air ....

Belly_Wobble: Another huge forearm to my face as I release you. Recovering then grabbing your arm to try to slingshot your bulk into my corner

senior_warrior: i move back knowing i need to get a break if i can and so i cleverly tag to haystacks, who steps into the ring smiling ...........go on big man crush the little wimp i scream ..........

Belly_Wobble: You move out of range back towards your corner as I follow. But then you manage to tag Stax back in.

Belly_Wobble: I am unsure how to deal with a man nearly twice my weight as my belly bouncing and belly slamming moves will have little effect on him.

Belly_Wobble: However I have to hope all that earlier exertion has worn him out as I go to charge into him big belly against much bigger belly

Belly_Wobble:

senior_warrior: stax stands firm in the ring as you charge at him and apart from a belly ripple the big man hardly moves as you attack him, he flicks his head back to get his hair out of his eyes and he stares across the ring at you as if telling you to do better ............

Belly_Wobble: BOOM ! It is like hitting a brick wall as the huge man doesn’t move. Shockwaves going through my belly from the impact. Shaking my whole body. Deciding not to try another belly to belly move. I go up to the huge man reaching up to grab his beard and yanking it so he had to lower his head to where i can reach it. Slamming a forearm into his face

senior_warrior: stax visibly stunned by your move, he rocks on his feet, hes not happy and he stumbles to the ropes grabbing the top one and readjusting his beard , then he moves off the ropes and turns to face you once more ............

Belly_Wobble: Pleased that move worked as this time I press my belly into his, our huge guts pushing together making it difficult for ref to see what’s going on under the belly. I lift my knee on the side away from where from ref is watching and slam it into your crutch hoping to locate your balls

senior_warrior: stax is actually getting worked over by you for once, and im shocked, fucking smack him one stax i yell at him but the big man is reeling his balls on fire and he reaches out and tags me in, hoping to catch you off guard i charge in towards you hoping i can slam my belly into you before you realise im coming for you ...

Belly_Wobble: I am surprised when the huge man tags out and also rather annoyed as I was doing well at bringing him down

Belly_Wobble: Big Pitbull rolls back into ring

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Going for the belly to belly slam against me. I am unprepared but as my belly size and weight a lot bigger so neither man moves an inch

Belly_Wobble: I decide to use a Stax move on you grabbing your head pulling it forwards my arms around back of your neck. Pushing your face onto my flabby tits to suffocate you

Belly_Wobble: Stax is so tall and fat that such a move is devastating when he does it but I shorter than Pitbull so it doesn’t work as well

senior_warrior: suddenly my head pulled down in between the saggy sweaty hairy tits and im struggling for air, im trying to move back , to pull away, but his grip keeps me there, each time i breath his sweaty tit fills my mouth and blocks my air, desperately i fire off a few punches to his gut desperate to escape ....

Belly_Wobble: You are big fat and strong as you struggle to escape. But i am bigger much fatter and as strong as I keep hold locked in knowing you were suffocating in there. Your punches hurting but i am very well padded. Plan is to weaken you through lack of air similar to what Stax did to KFC in their previous match but I don’t think i will be able to ko you as Stax did to KFC. So I release you when you are almost ko then slam my belly into you and hope you fall over onto your back.

senior_warrior: finally released i gulp hard sucking in air, almost dead on my feet and dazed heavily, i rock back hard, you fly into me with your belly and my legs begin to buckle under me, i struggle to stay upright, desperate to stay on my feet, but just at the wrong moment my head goes even dizzier and i slowly drop onto my back right in the middle of the ring, the ring shaking as i land and i hit hard, taking my air once more ..............

Belly_Wobble: Big bellied Pitbull on the mats looking dazed. Belly Splash time! Leaping as high a my 420 lb allows then slamming my full weight on your fat chest and belly ! Ring shaking as wobbly fat lands on wobbly fat ! Remembering to hook your meaty leg which hopefully prevents you rolling and to stop you getting a shoulder up. Ref counting one ah

senior_warrior: feel this enormous crushing on my chest, realise ive been splashed, my ribs on fire, my heart pounding, i try to move , i cant, i feel you grab my leg, try to move my shoulders there pinned and i cant roll them, i hear a two count, i try to bring my free leg up to kick out but your weight means my hips wont move and i hear the three count as the refs hand hits the canvass again .........

Belly_Wobble: Holding down your heavy body taking its toll on me. But I keep your shoulders as ref continued the count - two ah then finally three ah. Equalising fall !! I carry on laying on you to squash you for as long as I can. Ignoring refs taps to my back and calls to lift. After a minute I get up. Flexing as I place one foot then other foot in you till I am standing full weight on your fat belly before ref orders me to move away

Belly_Wobble:

senior_warrior: i hear stax screaming at you to get off me and stop cheating, finally the ref manages to get you to move away and i start to get some air, i have to lay there a moment longer until i feel i can get up to my feet and then i slowly roll onto my stomach and grab the ropes to finally get to my feet , i stagger back to my corner and get some air, stax telling me to get ready, knowing i have to come out again at the start of the next session ....

Belly_Wobble: We both know you have to start against me again. Bell going for final round. I move out urging you to come forwards then I start to move to the side expecting you to move too so we stay facing tech other. Trying to get my bulk between you and your corner so you cant easily tag Stax in

senior_warrior: i try to stand my ground and not get cut off, i see you trying to tempt me to move and i know i have to do something, so i rush at you, and as i get near i send both my hands into the side of your neck in a karate chop style move, then i move back before you can grab me and i reach back and tag in stacks ....

Belly_Wobble: You don’t take the bait. Instead you rush at me then karate chop my neck. Reeling from the attack as I see you tag Stax in. Moving round the ring as Stax moves too. I notice KFC is waking up so I try to get Stax so he just in front of KFC hoping the 600 lb man can help me.

KFC_Gut: Waking up my belly in agony I see Stax bulk circling and getting nearer till he is just in front of me. Wobble gives signal he wants to try the belly against belly slam. When Stax starts to move I reach out grabbing Stax leg and pull it hoping the huge man will fall forwards onto his belly. Though I know if he falls backwards I will get crushed

senior_warrior: your attempt is futile the legs of stax are that massive that your never gonna lift it off the ground , if hes stood firm as he is then hes going nowhere and all you achieve is to get a forearm from stax across your back as your bent forward ...........

KFC_Gut: Forearm across my back as I roll back onto my belly.

Belly_Wobble: While Stax is preoccupying I try the belly slam on him. My 420 lb slamming into his 700 lb ! Like a small lorry hitting a juggernaut !!

senior_warrior: stax slams against you knocking you flying across the ring , as i cheer him on , destroy him i scream destroy him .............

Belly_Wobble: BBOOOOMM I had never felt such a huge weight slam into me. His massive gut bouncing into mine like two massive trampolines bouncing me across the ring. Grasping ropes to stop me falling out of the ring. Gasping for air as the huge slam takes my breath away. Belly sore from the huge impact. I watch as the man mountain approaches menacingly

senior_warrior: stax grabs you and forces you towards the corner, then he grabs the top ropes either side of you and pushes his belly forward into you, no rush no major impact just the crushing effects of his big belly moving in as he tightens up his grip on the ropes and moves in closer still ....

Belly_Wobble: I am 420 lbs but Stax grabs me forcing me into a corner as if I was a lightweight ! I suppose compared to him I am. Holding me in corner with his huge belly staring down at me. Then slowly he moves in closer compressing my belly with his much bigger belly. Get forced further into turnbuckle. I try to counter by slamming forearms into his chest and reaching up to grab his beard again

senior_warrior: pissed that you go for his beard he drives an elbow into the top of your head, as you recoil he steps away from you turning his back on you, then he charges backwards and flattens you with his back and ass ....

Belly_Wobble: Big elbow to my head as I wobble on my feet

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Then Stax turns charging backwards slamming his back and arse into me. All his weight compressing me as I desperately slap his belly from behind

senior_warrior: stax moves out of the corner allowing you to come forward as he stands on the far side of the ring, waiting until your far enough away from the corner post and then he stars to charge right for you ....

Belly_Wobble: Finally the big man moves away. Breathing deeper now as I move out of the corner. Still dazed and in pain from the squashing. Suddenly the ground shakes as the human elephant charges at me. I can’t get out of way in time.

Belly_Wobble: BBOOOMM it feels this freight train just hit me. Sending me flying a couple of feet backwards. Ending up stunned and dazed on my back in the middle of the ring

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Belly sticking up like a huge red target

senior_warrior: a chant goes up into the air, do it, do it, do it , do it, do it, and haystacks grins move over to where your laid and he belly splashes down on top of you but doesnt move off, he lays there keeping you trapped under him ............

Belly_Wobble: I watch as the huge man moves over to where I am laying. The crowd know what is about to happen. So do I

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Belly_Wobble: He start to fall towards me. All i can see is his huge bulk approaching.

Belly_Wobble: BBOOOMM !! Ring shaking as the 700 lb man mountain lands on my belly and chest

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Belly_Wobble: It feels like the whole building landed on me. I feel k am injured but can’t fell as hid huge weight is compressing me so much. Smelling his sweat, body odour and precum as he just lays there. Unable to move and hardly able to breathe. Ref counting one ah

senior_warrior: haystacks was stunned when he got his beard pulled and took some punishment so he decides his best action is to stay where he is and not move and so the refs count continues ....

Belly_Wobble: No way I am getting this behemoth off me as I just lay there. My own huge belly squashed almost flat by the huge weight on me as ref reaches two ah

senior_warrior: your chest getting crushed even further as the ref shouts three and the bell rings out for the end of the match...............i cheer as haystacks finally gets off you and we take the win ...........

Belly_Wobble: Three ah ! Then the juggernaut rolls off me. I feel enormous pain in my belly and chest where I was crushed under the human elephant. Clutching my body as I writhe in pain. Ref crouching down checking on me as he gets medics in. Trying to get between me and Stax as he fears another belly splash may occur

Belly_Wobble: Medics piling into ring as you two huge heels celebrate the win

Belly_Wobble: End