THE HIGH TABLE

PRE MATCH

Big_John: hey guys

Blubber_Whale: Grrr. Nice big belly Grandad

<Big_John> thanks yeah and I recently added some weight ... 280lbs here now

Blubber_Whale: Looking good - more for us to squash

<Big_John> haha, well see, My belly now hangs a little further over the waistband of my pro gear

Blubber_Whale: I can see that

<Big_John> who of you will start the battle?

Blubber_Whale: Biggest man in first

<Big_John> ok than we'll follow John first

MATCH

Blubber_Whale: We waddle to ring - father and son - almost 1000 lb of squashing blubber belly bulk. The Blubberbellies !

Blubber_Whale: Me Blubber Whale in my black shorts at 530 lbs

Blubber_Whale:

Belly_Wobble: Me Belly Wobble in my red singlet at 420 lbs

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Helping each other into the ring

<Big_John> we are in the ring already when you arrives and look at you amazed

<Big_John> we decided to hunt the whales tonight and drain there blubber in this ring which has been reinforced for that battle

<Big_John> both in hard pro gear with boots, kneepads and mouthguards

<Big_John> me John 280 lbs and my grandson Jack, tall and well muscled with 180 lbs

<Big_John> Jack is outside our corner, as me the experienced veteran will start the battle

<Big_John> crowd hooting and hollering when you both show up

Belly_Wobble: Our opponents are small compared to us though the older one John has a sizeable gut on him

<Big_John>  John

Blubber_Whale: I like older men and Wobble my dad likes younger men so as i stepped into ring, I call out to John. “Come on handsome grandad get that belly in the ring”.

<Big_John> I look at Jack and he nod with a grin ... "come on gramps harpoon the whale" Then the bell rings DING DING ... I smirk, take both hands up and leave our corner to lock up with the young whale mid ring

Belly_Wobble: Test of strength I yell to my son

Blubber_Whale: I had that idea too as I lock up with the big bellied pensioner. Assumed I would easily overpower big daddy. Forgetting you were a veteran wrestler and incredible strong. Pushing forwards using my bulk to slam onto belly against belly as I try to force John back or on to his knees

Blubber_Whale:

<Big_John> it smacks loud when our bellies collides, I grunt and push into you, start sweating immediately when we're struggling, but than I feel the pressure of your heavy weight and get forced back step by step. I reach over you balloon with both hands grab your man tits and squeeze them in a pec claw until they are turning crimson red to to you

Blubber_Whale: My hugely fat supporters cheering as my 250 lb weight advantage pushes you back step by step. You pec claw me as I groan in pain. Then I reach out and do same to your hairy man tits wanting to hear the same groan as they turn red. Then I move back a few steps. Then decide to charge at you to slam into you belly against belly to try to knock you over

Blubber_Whale:

Blubber_Whale:

<Big_John> aaaaaaaaaaaahhh my beefy, hairy man tits jiggles when you claw them too. I grunt louder, I follow you when you step back, than it smacks loudly and sweat flies when you slam your belly into mine, I need to open the claw and stagger aside but the ropes prevents me from dropping down. I take a deep breath, turn to you and slam an elbow into you blubber, right below your navel ... it digs in deep ..... Jack is cheering me loudly

Blubber_Whale: Luckily for you we are near the ropes as you slammed into them and that keeps you upright. Big elbow into my lower gut. Going deep into my fat. I try to grab your arm to try to slingshot you across ring into our corner. Ignoring the pain in my gut

<Big_John>: I repeat my elbow shot into your blubber, now into the left side aside your navel, but so you can grab my arm and hurl me across the ring. I land into our corner hard, the turnbuckles rattles loudly and the ring shakes by the impact. I grab into the ropes left and right at the buckles and hold on with wobbling knees, than I turn around and lean at the corner pads to take a breath and regroup, my hairy belly bounces still.

Blubber_Whale: I charge across the ring like an angry hippo planning to crush you between me and the cornerpost - belly against belly

Belly_Wobble: As John is in our corner I grab him arms from behind pulling them back so he can’t escape as my sumo stomached son barrels towards him

<Big_John> I hear Ben yelling at me to leave the corner and at the same time I see BW charging at me like a freight train for a belly to belly body splash, but than I feel to be hold back as the fat dad grab my arms from behind. I push my head backwards for a headbutt into BWs face. Arch my back and push my own belly out as far as I can, hoping that you'll bounce off like a billiard ball

Blubber_Whale: You have a big belly but mine is several times larger

Blubber_Whale: BOOM ! Like a freight train hitting a car I slam onto Ron. The whole ring moves from the impact as I engulf big daddy John with my blubber bulk. From behind you can’t even see him. Pressing forwards even more to completely squash him as I tag in my big fat daddy

Belly_Wobble: Tagged I get into ring and then charge into the back of my son

Belly_Wobble: Crushing Big John with nearly 1000 lbs of man

<Big_John> BOOOOAAAAAHHHH you hit me hard, the impact is huge and sweat splatters around, I grunt and groan, my massive belly is almost completely swallowed up by your blubber, I jab for air with my eyes wide open, my knees buckle and only my arms, hooked into the ropes, keep me from hitting the ground, the impact has stunned me.

<Big_John> while you tag I can take some breath but than a big red mass slams onto my weakened body and presses me deep into the corner, the turnbuckles squeak loudly and are pushed threateningly to the side.... Jack stares into the ring in disbelief

Belly_Wobble: Both of us squashing you till ref orders Whale out of the ring. We hold out to you to stop you collapsing as Whale leaves ring

Blubber_Whale: Watching as my big daddy does a move that the 1980s UK wrestler Big Daddy used to do

Belly_Wobble: I slam my belly into John then pull back allowing big John to stagger out of the corner slightly. Bending forward as I grab John’s big arms

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: I start to straighten up lifting Big John off his feet as I do so till he is over my shoulder his head facing my back

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: When I am standing straight the big hairy daddy is upside down behind me his bearded face near my stinking butt.

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: Ready to fall backwards ! Dumbo Drop time

<Big_John> still dazed from the hard body splashes of you and your son I stagger out of the corner. Before I can do anything you lift me up at your shoulders, my head hanging down your back close to your stinking butt. However, I can spread my legs a little, take your head between them, and squeeze it a few times with my thighs to stun you before I slam down on the canvas with a loud splash

Blubber_Whale: Cheering my daddy on

Belly_Wobble: Your head squeezes making it hard for me to complete move but all I need to do is fall backwards taking you with me

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: You are trapped behind me and as a I fell your legs stop squeezing my head

Belly_Wobble: BBOOOMM as I land my full weight in your chest and head !!!

Belly_Wobble:

Belly_Wobble: I roll off certain you must be ko and return to my corner to celebrate our victory with my back to the ring

Belly_Wobble:

<Big_John> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH You bury me beneath you, your huge fat butt on my face and your broad back on my belly, pushing out all the air from my fallen body. I kick out with my legs a few times than my body goes limp and I lay out spread eagle and nearly koed

Belly_Wobble: Hearing the ref count you out ONE ah TWO ah Three ah. Big John squashed flat. Easy win for the Blubberbellies !!