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23:48 Mike_Muzio: I have created the public room #JACKED_OLIVES_V_THE_MUZIOS.

00:23 Mike_Muzio: A small promotion in Atlanta has set up a tag team match in which the Jacked Olives tag team will face the Muzio brothers.

00:25 Mike_Muzio: Announcer, Fred: "Thanks for your patience during that unplanned delay. Tonight, we have our main event, a tag team match featuring the debut of TWO teams...the Jacked Olives..." mixed reaction from the fans... "...and the Muzio Brothers, with the youngest Muzio brother making his pro wrestling debut! Our interviewer is in the locker room to speak with both teams before the battle begins."

00:27 Mike_Muzio: Interviewer, Jane: "Fans we're in the locker room checking out the guys, oops, I mean talking to the featured tag teams in tonight's main event. I see the Jacked Olives -- Abu and Nabil -- just a few feet away. Abu, Nabil, come over here. How are you feeling about your American debut match tonight?"

00:28 Mike_Muzio: yt Jacked Olives

00:35 Jacked_Olives: in the locker room, Nabil is tying up his boot laces on a bench while his father, Abu is adjusting the strap of his singlet right when a lovely american lady and a cameraman approaches them with a mic. “oh, hello!” Nabil says both enthusiastically and nervously. with a light arab accent and his hands on his hips, he continues, “well, jane, i’m very excited to finally represent our country Palestine in the big country of America. of course, we have been wrestling quite a lot back in egypt where we were refugees. and we’re very thankful to get this opportunity to wrestle for a wider more international audience.” right as Nabil finished speaking, Abu interrupts, inserting himself into the camera’s vision and shouting into the mic “FREE PALESTINE!!!” with a very thick accent. with a nervous grin, Nabil tries to gently push his father back so he stops scaring Jane. “baba calm down” nabil whispers “you’re scaring the white lady”

00:36 Mike_Muzio: Jane, a bit taken aback: "Oh...I see. Do you think you to can handle the big beefy Americans? You look like you're in great shape...but they are, well, a bit bigger."

00:40 Jacked_Olives: Nabil, raising an eyebrow, but trying to be polite answers “i have seen the americans in picture and yes, they do seem big and well trained. but i am confident that where we lack in size compared to them, we make up for it in skill and… values” Nabil squints, wondering if he said that right, and Abu interrupts again. “YOU AMERICANS THINKING YOU ARE BEST! YOU ARE ONLY RICH BECAUSE YOU CHEAT! WE WILL SHOW YOU REAL POWER!” and Nabil tries to contain his father again “BABA CALM DOWN… (whispers) we have to give a good image for our people, remember? be nice.”

00:42 Jacked_Olives:

00:42 Mike_Muzio: Jane, a bit surprised: "Well, uh, gentlemen. Thank you for your time. Good luck in tonight's match." She sees off the Jacked Olives and turns aside and sees the Muzios. "Well fans, now we'll get a word with the Muzios, Tony and Mike. Guys, a moment?" Tony and Mike hear her and strut up to her, their pecs bouncing and muscles flexing as they walk.

00:43 Mike_Muzio: "Hi Jane, how ya doing?"

00:43 Tony_Muzio: "Yes, hi Jane. We're glad to be here."

00:44 Mike_Muzio: Jane: "Thanks guys. So you heard the Jacked Olives. Any response?"

00:46 Mike_Muzio: "Ya know, Jane, I keep laughing when I hear their name. It sounds like they're a can of olives packed in some type of crazy liquor. And that mouthy Abu...what a joke. I'm gonna enjoy tossing his slimy ass around -- and out of -- the ring. Give him a real welcome to America...Southern style!"

00:47 Tony_Muzio: "Yeah the dad was kind of a loudmouth jackoff, so it will be cool to beat him down and watch Mike teach him some manners. Should be a great match, especially seeing it's a debut match for those two and me. Really excited."

00:48 Mike_Muzio: Jane: "It will definitely be interesting! Good luck to you both and congratulations Tony on your debut!"

00:49 Mike_Muzio: Jane wishes us luck and I give her a light kiss on the cheek, and turn toward the entrance to the arena.

00:49 Tony_Muzio: I shake her hand and follow next to Mike as we make our way to the ring.

00:50 Mike_Muzio: We enter the arena and get approached by some fans, then head down to the ring

00:51 Mike_Muzio: In the ring i point to the camera to address our opponents...

00:52 Mike_Muzio: "Hey J-Os! Welcome to America. Now come down here so we can give you a REAL AMERICAN ass whoopin! You got NUTHING on these two musclebound BRUTES! Even with Tony just having this as his first match, he'll run either or both of you RAGGED and muscle you down into a heap of slimy olive oil. Now bring it on!"

00:52 Mike_Muzio: A mixed reaction from the fans, and some even boo.

01:01 Jacked_Olives: the strobe lights shift from white to red green and white and a patriotic song of resistance starts to blast through the arena as we strut down the arena towards the ring, we also notice mixed reactions, though most of them are boos. we see arab faces cheering for us while most of the white audiences are skeptical. doesnt matter, i (Nabil) keep up a warm grin while my father shows a serious face. we each are holding folded palestinian flags and once we get into the ring, we climb two opposite turnbuckles and unfold our flags, shouting “FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA… PALESTINE WILL BE FREE” in unison. we then get down from the turnbuckles, fold our flags again and the keffiyehs we wore on our shoulders, and hand it to the referee before we address our opponents. i reach out my arm for a handshake to tony, while my dad does the same to mike. “sorry about my dad’s behavior earlier, he’s just too excited” i say while baba stays silent, just staring into mike’s eyes like a wild beast.

01:05 Mike_Muzio: I brush past you and step right up to Abu, chest to chest. I grasp his hand and squeeze...tighter and tighter, with a mean grin on my face...

01:06 Tony_Muzio: The Olives' attitudes kind of surprise me, this being my first match. I shake Nabil's hand while seeing Mike and Abu out of the corner of my eye. The ref seems uneasy as the hand shake seems to take longer than normal.

01:06 Tony_Muzio: YT Mike

01:07 Mike_Muzio: I keep hold of Abu and then shove his hand away and point a finger right in his face...but say nothing. I motion for tony and we back away and go to our corner, still facing the Olives.

01:13 Jacked_Olives: Abu: i grit my teeth each time mike grips my hand tighter, but i refuse to submit so i grip his hand even tighter until he shoves my hand away. when he points his finger at me, i try to taunt him without anyone else but him hearing me. “you yankees and your obsession with oil. if you want our olive oil, you will have to pay for it. no more stealing” i grab mike’s wrist and throw his own hand at his pecs then wrap my arm around my son’s shoulders as we head to our corner, discussing who should go first. we decided that Nabil is first, so he stays in the ring while i slide out and stay behind the ropes

01:15 Mike_Muzio: Initially angered by Abu's actions, I quickly chill out and laugh at him and shake my head as Tony are now in our corner. He and I discuss it and decide he'll start for us but I'll keep an eye on Abu. "Hey Abu. I liked your role in Aladin. You're a good little Monkey."

01:15 Mike_Muzio: yt TONY

01:16 Tony_Muzio: Mike leaves the ring as we decide I'll start for our team. I move into the ring... ...

01:17 Tony_Muzio: and face Nabil. The ref checks on us both and calls for the bell. Being a rookie, and this being my first ever match, I'm conservative and circle Nabil looking for an opening, but then deciding to move in for a collar and elbow lock up.

01:19 Jacked_Olives: Abu: hearing mike’s aladdin joke from my corner, i shout back at him: “and your role in monsters inc was funny too, mike! see? i know disney movies too!”

01:25 Jacked_Olives: Nabil: i roll my eyes at my dad and mike’s immediate rivalry. but right after the ref checks me, my brain locks in on the match. i realize me and tony are quite alike in the sense that we’re rookies, though while it’s his first match ever, it’s only my first match *in america*. we both circle each other until we decide to go in for a collar and elbow, classic pro wrestling style. we push each other back and forth, feeling up each other’s strengths, neither of us gaining an advantage yet. feeling confident that i at least have more experience, i try to initiate the first attack by pulling him into me and kneeing him hard in the guts. “your abs are impressive, lets see how much punishment it could take” i utter as i do so

01:30 Tony_Muzio: We lock up and push back and forth, and I'm trying to find an opening but you are faster and pull me in and knee me in my abs. The one knee isn't enough to break my hold on you, but i lean forward and my pecs lean in against yours. I sense my size and strength advantage and start bulldozing you backward toward the ropes and we reach the ropes with your back to them, and we're still leaned in against each other chest to chest. I move you back a bit more, starting to stretch the ropes. The ref comes over and tells me to let you go off the ropes. I stop pushing and start to back up, raising my hands in the air for the clean break. I jog back a couple of steps and put my hands up ready for you.

01:30 Mike_Muzio: Come on Tony, you can squash this punk!

01:35 Jacked_Olives: Nabil: thinking my knee did enough damage to wear tony down, i put my guard down, which is obviously a mistake as it allowed him to push me all the way to the ropes. thankfully the ref forced him to back up. we both raise our hands in the air, my chest visibly rising and falling as i breathe nervously. seeing him put his hands up in front of me, i drape my arms over the ropes instead, saying “wait” as if i’m already out of breath before i quickly bounce myself off the ropes, running towards him with my arm extended for a lariat, trying to catch him off guard

01:38 Mike_Muzio: Come on Tony!

01:38 Tony_Muzio: My naivete shows as I release the hold and back away, only to be surprised by your lariat attempt. I step aside and push you forward to the opposite ropes, but you rebound and drop me with a lariat anyway. I slam down on my back but quickly roll aside and get to my feet, hands up and ready for you.

01:41 Jacked_Olives: Nabil: seeing how quickly tony got up to his feet, i feel impressed. facing him with my hands on my hips, face undoubtedly showing that i’m surprised. i then slowly put my hands up as well, curious to see what he would do to me now. lightly jumping on my feet like a boxer. “come at me, bro!” i say playfully

01:41 Jacked_Olives: Abu: “DO SOMETHING SON! DONT JUST WAIT FOR THAT KID! TAKE HIM DOWN WHILE YOU CAN!”

01:44 Mike_Muzio: "Shut your mouth BABOON!"

01:46 Jacked_Olives: Abu: “ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, PIG?”

01:49 Tony_Muzio: I laugh at Mike's comment but keep an eye on Nabil. I grin at Nabil and put my hands up matching his stance...but it's a feint and I duck in mid height and grab Nabil's arm and pull it behind my neck and with my other arm i reach around and grab the back of his waist band and hoist him straight up and then drop him down with a VERTICAL SUPLEX! I keep hold of him and squat back up and hoist him up for another VERTICAL SUPLEX! I again keep hold of Nabil, squat down and then with even more power hoist him up and over and release him with the momentum sending him sliding away from me.

01:49 Mike_Muzio: "There's only one baboon over there, BABOON."

01:51 bluewavewrestler: BOOOOOOOOOOOO

01:52 Mike_Muzio: Looks over at Bluewave..."I'm watching you boy"

01:56 Jacked_Olives: nabil: my eyes widen as i raise my forearms, thinking tony was gonna punch me when the truth is, he was about to hoist me up and suplex me. “ARGH!” i scream with regret as my upper back collides on the canvas. i try to push him away but his grip is strong and his movements are far too swift for me to react so BOOM! another suplex. “GAH” i moan, eyes shut tight, thinking its over but then he raises me up AGAIN. my eyes opened wide this time, “NO NO NO!” i shout before i slide away from him, this time falling on my lower back. my body bounces off the canvas and i lay there for a few seconds, groaning, until i try to get up. crawling on my hands and feet towards the nearest ropes, one hand rubbing my aching back

01:58 Jacked_Olives: Abu: seeing nabil head towards the corner where i am, i reach out my arm for him to tag me in while i scold him. “i TOLD you, son! shouldve took him down while you had the chance!”

02:01 Tony_Muzio: I see Nabil crawling toward Abu and go over to him before he can get to the corner for the tag. I grab your ankle and drag you on your stomach on the canvas to the center of the ring, grapevine my leg around the leg i dragged you with, then lean back and crank on a leg lock to keep you in place. I lean back and forth, jerking your leg and apply pressure from the leg to your hip.

02:01 Mike_Muzio: "Attaboy Tony!" I motion to Tony to show off his gunnz.

02:02 Jake_B: Hell yeah Tony. Keep it up

02:03 Tony_Muzio: I'm smiling as I hear my big bro Mike cheering me on, and as he encouraged, I flex up a big biceps on my free arm, smiling a brilliant white smile, then looking over at Abu, i give my biceps peak a kiss as the fans boo. When they boo I lower my arm and jerk back on Nabil's leg.

02:03 Tony_Muzio: Look over to Jake and pump one fist.

02:09 Jacked_Olives: nabil: “FUCK! i thought this kid was a ROOKIE!” i think to myself as i’m screaming in pain and gritting my teeth. baba’s rubbing his head with both hands, visible frustrated. “AGGHHHH FUCK! STOP!” i claw the canvas, trying not to tap out while veins pop out in my neck. trying to free myself by wriggling my legs around, simultaneously i use my arms to drag us both towards my dad. finally, i get close enough to tag him in

02:10 Jacked_Olives: abu: without wasting my time, i quickly slide back into the ring and start stomping down on tony’s body, forcing him to break the leg lock. “HURT MY SON AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU CANNOT WALK!”

02:13 Tony_Muzio: Nabil gets to the corner and makes the tag. His dad Abu slides in and starts stomping down on my legs and torso, forcing me to release the hold. I let go and try to roll aside to get away from your stomps but the stomps have done their damage and I'm not able to get far

02:14 Tony_Muzio: (Abu)

02:18 Jacked_Olives: nabil: as soon as tony let go of the leg lock, i roll away, only intending to stop once i’m behind the ropes on the ring apron but i accidentally fall off the ring and onto the padded floor. “WAHH!” i scream as i fall then a couple of jewish guys start kicking me from their seats. security forces them to stop

02:21 Mike_Muzio: I look over to the fans kicking Nabil, and shout, "MAZEL TOV!"

02:21 Jacked_Olives: abu: “you try to break my son’s legs? i will break your BACK!” i grab tony’s legs and position myself so that his body is between my feet and i’m facing his. i then sit on his back and pull his legs up high for a boston crab. cranking his foot under my arms so he can’t break loose. flexing a bicep and kissing it to show that we arabs have muscles too

02:25 Tony_Muzio: The fans boo you as you dominate me in the Boston Crab. This is a tough move for an inexperienced rookie to escape. I look over to Mike and reach out toward him but I might as well be a million miles away and I try to crawl toward the ropes, but your weight and leverage prevent me from making any progress. I'm wriggling and struggling in pain, then holding my sweaty head as I experience the painful torture you're inflicting.

02:26 Tony_Muzio: (Abu)

02:29 Jacked_Olives: abu: “HAHAHAA” i cackle seeing as the young american could not escape my boston crab. i try to bend his back and legs even further. to hurt your back even worse, i raise my glutes up and drop them down hard on your back about three times. after a while however, you refuse to tap out and i get bored. so i drop your legs down and step away from you, letting you tag your brother in, feeling confident that i’ll be able to beat him badly

02:33 Tony_Muzio: You release me and drop my legs down hard. i'm still struggling in pain and only slowly am able to get up and go to our corner and tag in Mike...TAG

02:33 Tony_Muzio: (MIKE)

02:40 Mike_Muzio: Tony gets to our corner and I'm about to lose my mind in the corner alternately bouncing from foot to foot...I reach in and get the tag. I leap up over the top rope and start toward Abu but suddenly stop and raise one hand, palm out, toward you. "STOP!" This surprises everyone and even the crowd goes quiet. "Baboon. Abu. Whatever....MONSTERS, INC.?! REALLY?!" Before I've finished speaking I lower down and rush into you and spear you like a shish kabob into a neural corner. Keeping my shoulder hard into your abs, I raise my hands and put them under your chin and tilt your head backwards and backwards over the top rope. I tuck my head under your chin and then use my arms to drape your arms over the top rope. I take a quick short step backwards and jam my head under your chin sending a shock to your nerves. And again. And again. I take another, longer step back and slap you across the face and start kicking your abs over and over.

02:41 Mike_Muzio: (Abu)

02:48 Jacked_Olives: abu: as i was just about to rush towards you with some punches, you suddenly stop with your palm raised at me. i shrug and raise one eyebrow, clearly confused. but then you suddenly SPEAR my abs with your hard shoulder, knocking out a substantial amount of air out of my lungs. “HNNGGGGHH” i moan as you push me against a corner, tucking my arms under the ropes. rendering me absolutely vulnerable to your next attacks. each strike to my chin makes my whole body jerk and jolt. my feet kicking up and falling back down. i moan loudly until you slap my face so hard that my cheek turns red, spit flying out of my mouth. “OUGH UGH FUCK!” i then shout once you start kicking. if it wasnt for my arms draped over the ropes, i wouldve feel on my face. i breathe heavily, trying to recover while my vision is blurry and my body is shivering

02:49 Jacked_Olives: nabil: finally recovered from the leg lock, i slide back into the ring and run towards mike, ignoring how big of a mismatch we are, i raise my foot when i get close to him, trying to superkick his face

02:51 Jake_B: Damn, Mike going wild.

02:52 Arab_papi: Let’s gooo

02:53 SouthernWrestler: Kid, if that kick doesn't work you're done for.

02:54 Mike_Muzio: I have disabled your papa and see you lumbering toward my like an angry baby camel! I see you raising your foot for a kick, but I quick grab it mid-air, and pull you hopping toward Abu, and swing the leg toward Abu for him to catch it. I then raise one of my 25" arms and swing it at you as a clothesline, knocking you flat on your back and your foot smacking Abu in his already-wrecked chin. I look over at Tony and without a word...

02:58 Tony_Muzio: ...I leap into the ring and go after Nabil. I keep him standing and position him so that he has ME in a side headlock and parade him to the far corner, and Mike goes back to Abu and positions him with MIKE in a side headlock...

03:01 Mike_Muzio: Tricking Abu and Nadil into thinking they've got us controlled by the headlocks, we start being charged at each other but instead reverse the momentum and send Abu and Nadil crashing into each other and flat on the canvas. Tony and I then drop down and each grab one of each of the Olives' ankles, press our feet into each other, and start "ROWING" spreading the Olives' legs far apart, pulling the legs away from their hip sockets. We row back and forth until the ref has us release the hold and sends Tony back to our corner.

03:01 Mike_Muzio: (Olives)

03:03 SouthernWrestler: I wince, heart hurting for the Olives. I keep looking, though, admiring the Muzios even if begrudgingly.

03:05 Jacked_Olives: after the relentless beating abu received and the clothesline to nabil, both their vision became star spangled, abu’s head hanging and spinning while nabil is laid out on the canvas until tony comes in and stands him up

03:06 Jake_B: Damn. Muz just going old school on these jobbers

03:06 Jacked_Olives: suddenly the olives are positioned in a way that they have the muzios in a headlock. for a moment, they got their spark back, eyes twinkling and mouths grinning as they run towards each other, not knowing what the muzios really have planned

03:07 Jacked_Olives: ”THWACK!” the sound of the palestinian men’s heads banging into each other. like a firework on july 4th. the pain in their heads send shockwaves to the rest of their bodies, making them unable to move. so they fall flat on their backs

03:10 Jacked_Olives: the muzios then punishing their crotches as they row their legs. “AHHHH AHHHHH” they scream shout and moan in perfect harmony. each moan in a higher pitch than before. going up in an arabic scale. they didnt realize how many jewish people are in the audience until they heard them collectively chanting “MAZEL TOV! MUZIOS!” all while their “olive sacks” are hurting from getting pulled and pushed

03:12 Mike_Muzio: Tony and I still in the ring, I go to Abu and Tony to Nadil. We stand them up and position ourselves behind them and put them in an AB STRETCH! Torquing and arching back and forth! Each of us flexing our free arms, and then giving them each a spanking!

03:16 Jake_B: Flex those American Muscles!

03:18 Jacked_Olives: abu: laying spread eagled after the muzios are finally done rowing our legs. but the punishment doesnt end there. we’re now both in excruciating ab stretches, our muscles burning up from the pain. screaming out “YA ALLAH GIVE US MERCY” and seeing each other hurt is adding psychological torment on top of the physical agony. we both try punching our respective stretchers legs, but we arent strong enough, especially when they start spanking us. the pain in our asses reverberate, and its particularly humiliating for nabil who’s wearing the skimpiest pair of palestinian flag trunks. at least the flag on my gear is only on the torso, his is right on his ass. we look at each other apologetically and somehow telepathically communicate that we had enough and both start tapping out

03:20 Mike_Muzio: The ref tells us that you've submitted and we should release you. I look over at Tony...?

03:23 Tony_Muzio: I see Mike and we know what to do...we both loosen the stretches but instead of releasing them, we both hoist our man up and on to our shoulders in a TORTURE RACK, holding their chins with one hand and their crotches in a tight grip with our other hands. The ref gets in our faces but we ignore him and parade the Jacked Olives around the ring, then stop in the center of the ring and start bouncing them on our shoulders as the fans start to laugh and cheer. We bounce them both up high one more time then step out from under them and let them fall on their backs spread eagle on the ring floor...

03:29 Mike_Muzio: I give Tony a fist bump and then we both put a foot on Abu and Nadil's chests...I hit a classic bow and arrow flex and Tony pumps up a double biceps victory pose flex

03:30 Mike_Muzio: The ref raises our hands for the win and we flick sweat off our foreheads onto Abu and Nadil. At that we slide out of the ring and go through the crowd to the back.

03:36 Jacked_Olives: nabil: we let out a sigh of relief when the ref tells you to let go of us but then gasp in horror as you lift us both into torture racks, parading us around to the cheering audience, only a few of them booing. to humiliate us further, you squeeze our “olives” until we cant help but “produce oil” we both pray no one sees it. finally you release us, but only in the most painful way. letting us fall on our backs. we moan once again as you play your foot on us. after you leave the ring as victors, we’re still too exhausted to move so it takes us about 3 minutes to finally leave. between the two of us, abu is the one most in pain, so i have to help him walk though he’s heavier than i am. both our knees crossed while we leave the arena, our manhoods still throbbing. meanwhile 80% of the crowd laughs and points at us. i suppose this is what the american dream is

03:36 Jacked_Olives: END