Jobber Industry

Slender_Jobber: After a long recovery following numerous bearings, my agent called me for a new match. "This one will be easy." He said.

Slender_Jobber: I imagine he'll have found me some first-time visitor. Finally, a victory on the horizon!

Slender_Jobber: I reach the arena sprightly and lively, ready for my first match in a very long time! The announcer calls my name: "Remember Slender Boy?! What do you mean who? The jobber who got absolutely mauled in every single match!" Rude... "Tonight he's back for another thrilling match! Will he finally get a win or will he end up unconscious again, whimpering?!"

Slender_Jobber: Amid a shower of laughter from the crowd, I step into the ring, embarrassed. But I won't let that discourage me!Wearing only a pair of tight pants and matching white boots, I show off my lean physique, strutting around with my long hair blowing in the wind. Then I settle into my corner and await my opponent.

Slender_Jobber: That introduction really pissed me off. I feel sorry for whoever's gonna be stepping into this ring...

Zuka_the_Warrior: After your introduction is made, ZUKA opens the curtains and FLEXES from far away and then STRUT down the land as fans wants to touch his BIG BLACK BEAST BODY. ZUKA walks towards the RING and slide in. THE announces says, "NO need for INTRODUCTION for ZUKA the warrior". ZUKA In his loincloth and barefoot

Slender_Jobber: When I see that mountain of muscle approaching, my jaw drops.

Slender_Jobber: What. The. Fuck. Is. That?!

Slender_Jobber: I mean, is he even human?!

Slender_Jobber: When he steps into the ring, the mat shakes under his giant feet!

Slender_Jobber: No! That's not possible. He mist be one of those bodybuilders so stuffed with steroids they can't even move. They must have organized this match so I could look good by knocking out a huge beast like that guy!

Slender_Jobber: I give myself a couple of slaps to regain my composure and approach this giant."Hey, big guy! Are you on the juice? Mind you, that stuff's bad for your health. Can you even keep up with me?!" I say cheekily as I hop from foot to foot in a boxing stance.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA just glares at you deeply as you move around left and right. ZUKA waits for the bell to ring

Slender_Jobber: Amid the laughter and cheering of the crowd, the bell rings and I waste no time in leaping to the side and kicking this gorilla in the knees, hoping to knock him down while maintaining a safe distance.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA arm swings at you but you leap to the side. ZUKA grunts as you kick his knee. ZUKA turns sideways to swing his arm at your head again

Slender_Jobber: Damn! I almost hurt my shins!

Slender_Jobber: But there's no time to think about how tough he is; this beast is trying to hit me again!

Slender_Jobber: I slip behind him again and jump onto his back, barely reaching his waist-wide neck as I try to apply a chokehold."Now let's see if you can touch your shoulders, you damn bodybuilder!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA arm misses again as you get behind ZUKA and climb him. ZUKA tries to reach back at you

Zuka_the_Warrior:

Slender_Jobber: I'm trying to secure the chokehold, but I can't get my arms around this bull-like neck!

Slender_Jobber: I start swinging left and right, while you try to reach me despite your huge muscles, and I whisper in your ear: "Hey buddy, are you one of those gigantic bodybuilders sent there to lose so the new guy can look good? I could use a little help here!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: YOUR taunts make ZUKA angry as you climb his back. ZUKA shakes his BODY left and right to THROW YOU OFF

Slender_Jobber: This brute starts thrashing like a raging bull, until he knocks me flat on my ass.

Slender_Jobber: I look up in fear, quickly realizing that maybe this match wasn't set up in my favor...

Slender_Jobber: As this monster turns toward me, I start crawling backwards on my ass. "No, no, no!" Trying to reach the ropes.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA struts towards you and say, "ARE YOU DONE with your games?". AS you slide back on your ass, ZUKA sends a HARD KICK at your thigh

Slender_Jobber: As I try to crawl away, that enormous foot crushes my leg, halting my retreat.I scream in pain as I bend over on my thigh. "What games?! I-I thought..."

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA grab you by your long hair and pull you up

Slender_Jobber: I'm interrupted by being grabbed and pulled up by my hair. "Ouch! Shit! W-wait!"

Slender_Jobber: I begin to desperately punch your abs of steel, hoping you'll let go. But all I get is pain in my hands. What is this monster made of?!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA takes your punches and it doesn't affect him at all. PULLING you up and say, "THIS IS HOW YOU PUNCH" and send a PUNCH at your abs while holding your hair

Slender_Jobber: This brick house lifts me with extreme ease, completely ignoring my punches. Then a missile shoots through my stomach, violently expelling all the air from my lungs. My eyes bulging out.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA lifts you by your hair - your feet off the ground and then SWING you and THROW You into the ropes

Slender_Jobber: Without even being able to recover from the blow, I am thrown violently towards the ropes, bouncing like a rag doll back to the sender.

Slender_Jobber: The audience is going wild!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA lift you up across his chest when you ricochet back to ZUKA. ZUKA slamming you down hard

Slender_Jobber: The momentum I'm getting from the ropes is abruptly interrupted by a crash against this beast's muscular pectorals. I feel like I've hit a brick wall!

Slender_Jobber: Supported only by his strong arms, I swing my legs and shake my head. "No... No! Please..." But I'm immediately slammed to the ground with unheard-of violence!

Slender_Jobber: I'm on the mat writhing like a fish out of water, in pain.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA sees you on the GROUND and DOES one bicep flex. THEN HE raises his FOOT to slam on your CHEST

Slender_Jobber: As I writhe at his feet, this monster flexes his enormous bicep. My, from this perspective, he looks truly titanic...

Slender_Jobber: As I'm trying to think of how to defeat such a gargantuan opponent, his huge foot stomps on my chest like a mallet! "GUAH!" All the air in my lungs escapes me again!

Slender_Jobber: I clutch desperately at his ankle with both hands, making an incredible effort to lift that foot and breathe again. But all my efforts seem futile...

Zuka_the_Warrior: YOU can't move ZUKA foot and ZUKA helps you by sliding his foot but not before grinding it down on your chest. ZUKA then grab your hair and pull you up again. "What were you saying to ZUKA?"

Slender_Jobber: A cacophony of screams of pain accompanies the grinding of that heavy foot on my rib cage, until it's finally lifted. I start panting again, but quickly return to moaning as I'm lifted by my hair once more. I cling to your calloused hand again, looking into your eyes, panting: "Come on, Zuka... Don't take it personally... I was... I was just kidding. For show! Yeah... Can't you take a joke?"

Slender_Jobber: "We started off on the wrong foot... Why don't you leave me and we'll start over?"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA don't understand JOKES. ZUKA takes it seriously. ZUKA look into your eyes and say, "START OVER?". ZUKA swing you to the CORNER hard

Slender_Jobber: Once again, I'm thrown over the ring. I scream in pain, also terrified by the thought of losing my hair. My poor back crashes hard into the corner, but I try not to waste time moving away from there. Otherwise, I'll end up badly...

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA was about to BODY SPLASH you but you move away. ZUKA struts towards you

Slender_Jobber: As I limp along with the ropes, I notice Zuka's change in pace and try to speed up to drag myself quickly to the other corner, watching fearfully as the threat approaches.

Zuka_the_Warrior: "LET's START FRESH?" ZUKA smirks and lunges towards you for a LOCK UP

Slender_Jobber: Panting, I reached the corner to recover. But this beast won't give me a moment! As he approaches menacingly, offering me a fresh start, I reply "I'd rather not!" And try to slide between his tree trunk legs to escape!

Zuka_the_Warrior: YOU slide between the leg and ZUKA lunges at the corner. JUST growls and turns around

Slender_Jobber: Almost surprised that I'd managed it and also pumped by the crowd's "woahs" I lunge forward to land some hard kicks in Zuka's abs."You're not acting so big now that you're in the corner, are you?! You stupid bully!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA grunts with your kick with his back to the corner. ZUKA swing his ARM at your HEAD with BIG SWING

Slender_Jobber: Seeing my kicks finally manage to dent his rock-hard abs makes me thrilled even more!So much so that I don't even see his enormous arm that almost rips my head off, sending me spinning around!

Zuka_the_Warrior: YOU SPIN AROUND and ZUKA wrap his arm around your body from behind and LIFT YOU up and literally throw you to the middle of the ring

Slender_Jobber: I'm spinning around seeing stars, until some ridiculously huge arms wrap around my thin waist and I get lifted and thrown like a dead weight.

Slender_Jobber: I fall ungracefully and try to get up quickly, but I still don't know where I am. Everything's still spinning!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA sees you standing up and THEN grab you by your neck and LIFT YOU UP and SLAM you down with a CHOKESLAM

Zuka_the_Warrior:

Slender_Jobber: As I try to regain my bearings, a menacing black shadow grabs me, lifts me up again, and throws me hard to the ground!

Slender_Jobber: Once again my back burns with pain as I writhe at this ogre's feet. Panting, I raise my hands, forcing a smile: "L-let's start... fresh?"

Zuka_the_Warrior: "NOT anymore" ZUKA learns and THEN lift his FOOT to slam on your abs

Slender_Jobber: When I see that big paw rise again I panic: "No, no, no! I beg you!"

Slender_Jobber: Another powerful stomp pounds me into the mat, crushing my stomach!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA bends down and pull you up. ZUKA bends you over and PUT YOUR HEAD between his thighs and START CRUSHING your head as he DOES a double bicep flex for the crowd

Slender_Jobber: As that destructive foot lifts from my abdomen I sigh, "Please..."

Slender_Jobber: Seeing this brute's face lowering towards me once again, my eyes widen. "No! Wait!"

Slender_Jobber: But those giant hands grab my head and push it between those huge throbbing quads! My agonized screams drowned out by the applause and cheering of the crowd as those perfectly sculpted muscles flex under the arena lights, while my head gets squeezed like an olive.

Slender_Jobber: My legs twitch in pain, and my hands desperately grasp those steel thighs. It's no use, I can't move them an inch. So I begin to pound them desperately, my screams growing louder.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA not even feeling your pounding at all as he wrap his arm around your waist and MAKE you sit on his SHOULDER

Slender_Jobber: Finally free, I offer no resistance whatsoever as I'm lifted like a child onto this thug's broad shoulders. My head bobs as if my thin neck can no longer support it. The audience bursts into laughter at the sight of my utter helplessness.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA bounces you and walk to the middle and then JUMP and SLAM his ass on the GROUND while POWERSLAMMING you down hard

Slender_Jobber: Dazed, I am paraded around the ring like a trophy, until my daze is shattered by a devastating powerslam!

Slender_Jobber: In an instant the world spins around me and then it all falls down on me, crushing every cell in my body!

Slender_Jobber: I just lay there, trying to not faint...

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA is not done. HE stands up and pull you up again. THIS time bending you again and lift you upside down - vertically

Slender_Jobber: As those cast-iron hands descend on me to grab me once more, I try again to talk myself out of this situation. But my throat is already dry and only a few words come out: "Please... Wait... Give me... just..."

Slender_Jobber: There's very little I can do now to stop this burly gorilla from toying with me as he pleases.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA walks you around the ring upside down. FEELING no resistance from this mouthy slender boy. ZUKA makes it to the middle and THEN PILEDRIVE Your head on the mat

Slender_Jobber: The only pleas that can be heard from up there are "Please... Zuka... Sir... Don't... Have... Mercy..."

Slender_Jobber: As the colossus' feet lift off the ground, a desperate scream rises: "NOOOooo!" Interrupted by the impact.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA let your BODY slay on the mat as HE STANDS up and looks down at you

Slender_Jobber: My body falls with a thud and I lie there shaking. My eyes still awake looking in fear at the dangerous man who stands above me. My lips mime a "Please"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA walks over and PUT HIS FOOT on your neck and flexes as the ref is ready to count you out

Slender_Jobber: Crushed again under that filthy foot. How humiliating!

Slender_Jobber: Even though the end of the match would mean the end of this torment, the threat of suffocation is too terrifying to accept, and I still try to wriggle and throw exhausted punches at that thick ankle to try to free myself.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA shake shis head and then relesae the choke

Slender_Jobber: Breathing heavily, I hold my throat with one hand, while with the other I try to pull myself up against my opponent's muscular leg.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA smiles and KICK you like a SOCCER BALL

Slender_Jobber: The kick makes me fly coughing, but a blind rage makes me get up and throw myself at this bully to throw furious but completely uncoordinated blows at him. Roaring in frustration.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA thought he had you down, he had you crippled but you unexpectedly throw yourself at ZUKA - making ZUKA stumble back to the ropes

Slender_Jobber: My senseless assault continues until I realize we're close to the ropes. So I try to use all my weight to push this beast toward the ropes, hoping they'll help me throw him away.

Zuka_the_Warrior: THE taller frame doesn't help ZUKA as you push back and ZUKA goes tumbling outside the ring

Slender_Jobber: To the surprise of the crowd, and especially mine, my reckless charge pushed this elephant out of the ring!

Slender_Jobber: I'm truly excited, but I don't waste a second. I climb to the top rope to launch myself down onto my opponent. "Take this, asshole!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA barely standing up and you launch yourself on ZUKA back

Slender_Jobber: I was hoping to knock him down, but this monster is unshakeable! Frustrated, I wrap my legs around his waist and start punching his muscular back. Every inch of his body is wrapped in a solid bundle of muscle! "Give in, damn you!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: you GRAB into ZUKA by oyour leg and ZUKA still manage to stand up

Slender_Jobber: Since my punches are ineffective, I try to apply another chokehold by leaning my whole body on those very broad shoulders.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA standing up and then moving backwards to slam your back into the apron

Slender_Jobber: Despite my efforts, this force of nature walks calmly as if I were not on its shoulders and throws himself back first against the apron, squashing me like a mosquito!

Zuka_the_Warrior: YOU release ZUKA and the ref has already counted us to 8. ZUKA grab your hair and slide you in and follow behind you

Slender_Jobber: Being easily thrown back into the ring, I roll and try to crawl away from the beast that is hunting me again.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA rolls over and stand up. "COME ON BOY"

Slender_Jobber: "Shit!" I try to reach the ropes and pull me up.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA not afraid as he struts to the middle

Slender_Jobber: There he is, strutting like nothing happened. "You monster..."

Slender_Jobber: Since nothing else seems to work, I push myself off the ropes to launch myself into a crossbody against this seemingly immovable object!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA just smiles and CATCH YOu when you launch for a crossbody

Slender_Jobber: My battle cry turns into a groan as my leap collides with a solid brick wall. Again.

Slender_Jobber: Seeing the strong man smiling as he holds me like a baby against his rock-hard chest, I embarrassedly comment, "Ha-ha. I was hoping for a different outcome. Ha-ha... Please don't hurt me too much."

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA bounces you up and DOWN and then goes on one knee and slam your back on his THICK THIGH

Slender_Jobber: "No, no, no! Please!" Then my back snaps loudly on that thick thigh! Desperate screams of pain follow.

Slender_Jobber: Damn! The ring's apron didn't feel so hard on my back!

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA doesn't let go and LIFT YOU UP AND over his shoulder in A TORTURE RACK

Slender_Jobber: As my tormentor's hands move me along his muscular body to inflict more pain, I desperately try to grab and hit his chest to beg for mercy. "No, please! Don't! Have mercy! Have..."

Slender_Jobber: Desperate screams of agony accompany the torture rack as I feel my spine pop multiple times.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA pulls you up and PUT YOU ON HIS SHOULDER. ZUKA bending your neck and BACK hard

Slender_Jobber: At this point only desperate screams and pleas come out of my mouth, as I try in vain to loosen his lethal grip on my neck.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA doesn't let go and start to BOUNCES YOU UP AND DOWN

Slender_Jobber: Bent over with pain, my screams grow louder and louder with each bounce: "Please! Stop! No more! No!"

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA doesn't let go and BOUNCES You more till your arms flail

Slender_Jobber: My back keeps popping like wrapping paper, while I scream flailing my arms. Almost in tears.

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA bounces you one more and then falls back - slamming your back on the mat with his massive shoulder pinning you down

Slender_Jobber: Once again I am squashed like a bug under the unbearable weight of this monster... But I can no longer put up any resistance...

Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA stands up and RAISES his arm in victory

Slender_Jobber: The crowd erupts for the winner, while I lie trembling at his feet. Grateful that this torment is over...