Jobber Industry

The-Giant: You're in the wrestling federation's locker room. The manager goes in and tells you that you have a match with the new guy. You haven't seen me yet, and they haven't told you my weight or height. They just tell you to go to the ring.

Slender_Jobber: Being a new guy myself, I'm glad to be considered by the federation. So I put on my shiny blue tights and high white boots, walk into the arena and get into the ring, stirring up the crowd.

Slender_Jobber: Waiting in my corner for this new guy, stretching.

The-Giant: All the lights go out and I walk calmly towards the ring in my black wrestling suit, looking straight ahead, and they introduce me: "The giant is here, ladies and gentlemen, standing 192 cm tall and weighing 165 kg. His first match will begin shortly."

The-Giant:

Slender_Jobber: My excitement fades quickly as I see this humongous human being strolling to the ring. How can this be?! Weight classes exist for a reason!

Slender_Jobber: I take the referee aside to ask if there was a mistake. I'm only 182 cm for 58 kg!

Slender_Jobber: The ref confirms this is the matchup I agreed with. I glom and come back to my corner. Waiting.

The-Giant: The referee looks at you and says, "In this case, it's because of your record. You have few victories, and he just arrived. Good luck." I look you straight in the eye as you enter the ring and smile maliciously.

Slender_Jobber: Few victories? None actually...

Slender_Jobber: Still, I'm an athlete now, so I accept my fate and I come to the middle of the ring and lift my chin to look you in the eyes. I gulp seeing your malicious grin, but I try to look confident and I extend my hand for a handshake. "Don't worry, new guy. I'll show you the ropes. Ha ha!"

The-Giant: The bell rings and I grab your hand for the handshake, but I don't let go and I look at you very seriously, each time I squeeze your hand harder and harder

Slender_Jobber: You grab my hand and squeeze. God, that's the strongest grip I've ever felt!

Slender_Jobber: I whimper when you don't let go and I say "You can let go, man. The match's starting..." Trying to pull away but to no avail

The-Giant: Even with your hand firmly in my grasp, I pull you back and send you towards the ropes. When you bounce off the ropes and return to me, my forearm slams hard into your chest, sending you crashing to the ground in one swift motion.

Slender_Jobber: No matter how hard I pull, I can't move you hand in the slightest. You, on the other hand, pull me away with only one pull and make me fly through the ring. I bounce on the ropes and fly back even faster, crushing against your huge arm!

Slender_Jobber: I feel like a tree trunk rammed into my chest. Holding it screaming, wriggling at your feet like a fish out of water.

The-Giant: The whole audience is in shock and I grab you by the hair forcing you to stand up, my hand on your leg and chest, then I lift you into an overhead press, walk with you around the ring, and then in the corner I get close to the ropes and let you go, making the top rope hit right on your throat

The-Giant:

Slender_Jobber: "Whoa!" You pull me up in a gorilla press like I weighted nothing!

Slender_Jobber: I hold to your strong forearms while you parade me around, so high from the ground. "Wait, man! Give me just..." But you take my voice out throwing my throat right on the top rope!

Slender_Jobber: I fall down, gasping, holding my throat. The I turn to you, one arm extended to ask you to wait.

The-Giant: I start laughing at you and grab your arm and throw you against my stomach so you bouncing on it and then fall on your ass to the ground. I corner you until we reach the corner of the ring where you end up sitting. Then I pull down my pants and put my ass in your face. It's so big that all you can see of yourself are your legs and arms moving nonstop.

Slender_Jobber: You seem to enjoy this mismatch. I'm afraid you won't have mercy on me...

Slender_Jobber: You pull me against your soft belly and I fall down, already dazed. Then, your massive body approches threateningly, so I crawl away backwards until I find myself cornered.

Slender_Jobber: What are you doing now? No pants?! "Wait...!" You huge ass covers me completely, only my limbs come out, moving frantically while your bottomless bottom absorbs my screams.

The-Giant: I wiggle my ass from left to right to humiliate you even more. Everyone's so worried about you. Then I stand up and look at you, I grab your hair and then I lift you up, giving you a terrible suplex.

Slender_Jobber: This is so humiliating! I can't breathe!

Slender_Jobber: After what feels like an eternity, you finally lift your heavy ass from my face. Air at last...

Slender_Jobber: You look at me from above. I look back and ask for mercy, trembling. "Please man... Wait..."

Slender_Jobber: But you pull me again from my hair, throwing me in a terrible suplex!

Slender_Jobber: I crush down, wriggling in pain like a worm, screaming.

Slender_Jobber: I pathetically try to crawl away from you...

The-Giant: I step on your ankle a little to prevent you from escaping, then I drag you around the ring, place you in the middle of the ring, and jump on you. My huge leg slams squarely into your chest.

Slender_Jobber: Oh no... Once again you drag me around like trash while I try to crawl to the ropes. "No, no, no! Let me go, you sick fat fu..." But you nail me to the ring crushing my ribcage under your huge leg, taking away any chance of movement from me. Bruised and breathless again, I desperately grasp that thigh heavier than me and try to lift it, looking at you in pain...

The-Giant: I get up and grab your badly bruised body and help you to your feet, then I lift you onto my shoulders for a torture rack, shaking your body with all my might while I walk around the ring, everyone worried about you.

Slender_Jobber: You keep battering me relentlessly, fueling my frustration. As soon as I can breathe again, I start yelling at you: "You giant asshole! Stay away from me!" And I try desperately to throw some hard punch into your huge belly, so soft yet so dense. Doesn't seem like it's having any effect, but I keep trying until you lift me again over your broad shoulders. Then fear strikes in again!

Slender_Jobber: "No, no! Man! Please! Don't...!" Then my words turn into a long incoherent scream of pain as you break my back in a torture rack, making my spine pop like bubble wrap with each shake. The whole crowd gasping in horror.

The-Giant: I keep shaking your body mercilessly, harder and harder, applying as much pain as I can to your body. Paramedics from the facility enter, worried about you.

Slender_Jobber: I cry, scream and shout, trying to clearly say "Please, stop, I'm begging you!" But you keep shaking my frail body so ruthlessly that my words get interrupted and twisted into unintelligible screams of agony. I try to extend my arm towards the paramedics, while holding desperately your huge hand with the other one.

The-Giant: While I shake your body more and more without any mercy, the referee asks you if you surrender?

Slender_Jobber: With tears in my eyes I nod to the referee, wishing for this torture to end.

The-Giant: They force me to let you go and I get angry, I leave you on the ground and then I grab your face with my hands, you're half knocked out and I say now get out of my ring and think about this fight, I grab you, I lift you angrily into an overhead press and I send you flying onto the commentators' table where you fall devastated with pain you've never felt before

Slender_Jobber: I'm so relieved that pain is over... But that doesn't last long, since you're not satisfied. I try to shake my head crying, but your massive hands hold my face firmly. Not even the referee can stop your from destroying me even more!

Slender_Jobber: You lift my broken body again in a gorilla press and you just throw me out of the ring with unparalleled violence. My body crashes onto the commentators' table. While anyone else flee the scene to avoid your fury, I can just lay there, twitching...