Brutal Brawls

KFC_Gut: Even a huge pro wrestler has a day off. But I have been invited to a new promotion to that just started up. The bouts I have seen have been unremarkable - to be honest fucking boring as all prancing preening muscle men no huge sexy fat fuckers like me. Next up was the final match involving yet another musclestud- Casey Rogers a regular here it seems. There was a lot of chat from promoters in his corner I noticed as I hear your entrance music.

Casey_Rogers: I have just gotten involved in a new pro wrestling fed and tonight I am told my bout will be the final one of the night and I will be facing a opponent with a similar physique to me its a 1 fall bout with the win coming by way of a pinfall or submission or KO and the winner is the one who will decide how they take their spoils if at all. . I head out and with the way I look I have many in the crowd cheering..proud of my chiseled up body 6’0 220lbs wearing tight black trunks and boots as I get into the ring and FLEX I am happy to be here in a pro bout after what happened recently when Daven Renz used and abused me after drugging me 

KFC_Gut: Suddenly one of the main men in the promotion takes the mic. Apparently Casey your opponent can’t make it tonight. Boos and jeers from the crowd many demanding a refund as they all came to see you wrestle. Desperately the main man asks if there are any pro wrestlers in the audience able or willing to take him on..

KFC_Gut: Several hands up from low life scum who wouldn’t know the difference between a frogsplash and frogspawn or moonsault and moonshine. They were all ruled out as its too risky for the promotion as their insurance wouldn’t cover injury for them.

KFC_Gut: Finally the main man asked again pleading almost. Crowd almost rioting. Finally I put my hand up explaining I am a pro wrestler but a rather large one. Before I can explain any more a minion has shoved a contract under my nose and asked me to sign. A fee much more than usual for me than at my usual fed so I sign quickly then haul my 600 lb bulk in ring…in my KFC outfit 

Casey_Rogers: In my corner as the MC from this promotion announces that my opponent has not shown up the crowd are not happy but he does invite anyone willing to take me on. This makes me smile as if this happens I am likely to pick up my big winning pay cheque with an easy victory against maybe a rookie

Casey_Rogers: Some from the crowd offer but get turned down then my eyes widen when this stud gets on his feet he is way bigger than me andche has a HUGE belly as he suggests he will take me on and signs up. He quickly enters the ring not even in wrestling gear. I turn away heading towards the ropes there is no way I am gonna take on such a bulky obviously unfit opponent like this

KFC_Gut: I stand there in the ring watching as you try to get out. Shrugging I say to the announcer “I get paid even if he doesnt wrestle me i assume!?”

KFC_Gut: The announcer points at the contract clause 69 - “in the event that one or both wrestlers refuse to start or take part in them match then neither wrestler will be paid their agreed fee”

KFC_Gut: Furious as you pass by outside of the ring on your way to the showers I grab you by the hair as I drag you back into ring. Lifting you into a bearhug. “Ring the fucking bell to start match” i yell

Casey_Rogers: I am heading from the ring some in the crowd booing me but you surprise me by your speed as you drop out of the ring and grab my hair yank me back and just throw me back into the ring following in and “UUUGHHHHHH” I grunt out loudly as you crank me into a bearhug insisting the bell should be rung

KFC_Gut: I show I can be agile when money is involved. Crowd cheering as the match is finally underway. Carrying you around the ring showing the whole crowd that you are trapped and that you have a great arse

Casey_Rogers: Hear the crowd cheering happy to be seeing what seems like a “ mismatch” start they sense this could be literally a SQUASH no doubt turned on at the thought of you wrecking my chiseled body I am so proud of and you are immediately in control with this opening bearhug but my arms are free and all I can try to do to escape from this is to bell clap your ears BAMMM…

KFC_Gut: Held in my huge bearhug not even thinking about securing your arms. Then as I parade you around ring I realize my error as you bell clap my ears. Releasing you but as I do I manage to slam a forearm HARD into your chest

Casey_Rogers: My headblow is enough to get me the needed release from your bearhug at least but before I can step away you just slam a forearm against my meaty pecs “UUPPHHHH” there is large gasp from me and the impact is enough to drop my muscled body onto my back and I writhe around grabbing at them

KFC_Gut: Wasting no time as you are already on your back and looking hurt. Going for an early big belly splash….I leap up up as much as a 600 lbs man can leap up. Aiming to drop my belly on your chest and crush you with my full weight

KFC_Gut:

Casey_Rogers: You waste no time putting your big weight advantage to good use with you leaping up not that high given your bulk but I gasp out loud “mmpphhhhh” but it is muffled by you laying on top of me after your body splash. My muscular body smothered by your belly feeling crushed after just 2 blows

KFC_Gut: Big Splash !! BOOM ! The ring shaking as 600 lb flattens 220 lb. Just laying there watching you groan and gasp for air.

KFC_Gut: The Ref counting one ah.

Casey_Rogers: With your huge 600lbs body laying over me I am barely able to hear the ref already counting 2 ahhhh..I have no way of dislodging you..this bout could be over before it has barely started!

KFC_Gut: I want that money and am taking no chances. Time to play with you after the win ! Continuing to lay on you as ref counts three. Shocked silence from crowd then booing as many of then paid a months wages to see this bout.

KFC_Gut: I dont give a fuck as I roll off you ! I got a fat wad of cash

KFC_Gut: Now I will humiliate you

Casey_Rogers: You are eager to get that big cash bonus offered to the winner and make sure you get the quick pinfall. Some in the crowd are booing at how soon this ended. You roll of me as I gasp out loud still spreadeagled on the canvas my trunks are clearly tenting but you are in no hurry to leave the ring. I slowly start rolling towards the ropes some of my ribs feeling like they have been broken

KFC_Gut: I watch you start to roll towards ropes. Moving across as you near them  I place one foot onto your abs then the other onto your chest as I hold onto the top rope. Putting all my weight on you

Casey_Rogers: You follow me as I am close to the ropes and you just plant a foot on my toned abs the other pushing against my meaty pecs keeping me from doing anything grabbing the ropes to keep your balance “UUUUPPPHHHH” I gasp out drilling my boots onto the canvas struggling to breathe

KFC_Gut: Keeping you trapped under me for a while then stepping off you . Pulling you by your hair and slamming you onto nearby corner. Holding you there with my belly

KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut: Then pushing forwards to squash you

Casey_Rogers: This bout I have gotten involved in as my original opponent is proving to be so tough. This huge bulky opponent known as KFC Gut is literally squashing me I gasp with you laying on top of me. But then you pull up yanking me up with you slamming me back first against a turnbuckle. You use that big belly to keep me trapped there unable to breathe my muscled body starts to go out many watching cheering what’s going on

KFC_Gut: Holding you there as I yell to promoters “I was happy to help you out guys, now I reckon this poor musclestud deserves double pay as I am double the size of his intended opponent.” Keeping an eye on you as I tell ref to check if you are KO’d. He lifts your arm first time and when he releases it, the arm falls

Casey_Rogers: I am barely able to breath as you have me trapped in the corner your belly just shoved against my muscled torso as you say something I cannot hear but I do just about feel the ref raising my arm but it falls and the same happens a second time. I have no way out of this and this could be a quick win for you in this unscheduled bout

KFC_Gut: Already a winner but I want to ko you as well. Just keeping you there with my huge belly compressing your chest so you can’t inhale. As ref lifts your arm a third time ………

Casey_Rogers: You know that your weight difference is making this easy for you but you are in no hurry to take the win as you CRUSH my sculpted torso more using your huge belly to just drive the air from my lungs but somehow survival instinct kinda kicks in and I manage to just keep my arm up preventing it dropping a third time which would mean you win the bout

KFC_Gut: You just get an arm up. Maybe I pulled back a bit assuming I had won. Grabbing you around the waist again in a bearhug I move us to middle of the ring. Lifting you easily off ground. Hug Splash time. I just fall forwards with you trapped in my bearhug then release you just as your back hits the mats. My full 600 lb weight lands on you chest on chest again , my belly on your abs, face to face

KFC_Gut:

09:16 Casey_Rogers: Having just avoided your pinfall you are obviously pissed by my resistance and you make me pay badly. You have your arms around my waist and easily hoist me up into a bearhug almost taking me out. But to make sure by falling forward and after releasing me you just drop onto me. Your SPLASH not only smothers me chest to chest, belly to abs face to face I am totally out of it nowI my muscled torso crushed by your 600lbs body

KFC_Gut: It must feel like a truck fell off a cliff onto you. Laying on you, no movement from you, as ref lifts your arm again and when he releases it falls. He lifts it again

Casey_Rogers: I am totally oblivious to my arm being raised and it just drops down limply that latest splash was devastating..

KFC_Gut: Ref continues with the ritual even though it is clear that this time there is no way back for you. When he lifts arm third time and releases your arm falls limply. The ref signalling the end and pleading with me to get off you.

KFC_Gut: I slowly roll off you and head out  of the ring as medics get in the ring with a stretcher

Casey_Rogers: The ref does continue the count but you and him know it is just to confirm your BIG win he insists after the 3 count is complete he insists you push off me. You roll off me and as I am laid out and KO’d the squash is complete. My first time against an opponent of this size and one I will not forget any time soon. The medics rush into the ring and place me onto a stretcher there is concern I could have some broken ribs…

KFC_Gut: Before you can be stretchered out of the ring as I roll back in wanting to punish your muscled body you are so proud of more. Rolling all over you forwards and back like a 600 lbs steamroller so ensuring you will have broken ribs. Getting up I grab the mic and telling the medics to get this piece of trash to the hospital. Again demanding my money now from the promoters

12:35 KFC_Gut:

KFC_Gut: End