Brutal Brawls

 

12:48 Rob_the_Brawler: it's a warm and sunny day, our buds brought enough beer to have some fun outside of the ring too

12:49 Rob_the_Brawler: I'm in the ring already, warm up in my corner, adjust my gear and waiting for yours 

12:52 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: as I get in the ring saying wtf  fuck is this real old geezer he's older the mathuzla saying hey old geezer as I have my pro title belt you ready to be put in a nursing home lol lol

12:55 Rob_the_Brawler: Haha I lough at you ... "look at yourself, your an outdated old prick and I'll show you the ropes today and leave the ring with your belt" .... "I hope your buds have a stretcher there to carry away what will be left of you after the match"

12:55 Rob_the_Brawler:

12:55 Rob_the_Brawler: I pose and show my heavy frame to the audience

12:56 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I get up in your face I shove my gut into yours pushing you away

12:56 Rob_the_Brawler: my buds, seasoned bears like me, cheering me loud

12:57 Rob_the_Brawler: I push back into you with my superior weight of 260 lbs and push you into the ropes

13:00 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I then quickly punt kicking you hard in your balls BAMMMM MM

13:02 Rob_the_Brawler: BOOOOAAAAAARR "you dirty fag, what a cheap kick" I roar in pain when you kick my heavy balls. I clutch my bulge, elbow your temple and stagger away from you, to lean into the ropes the opposite side of the ring to regroup

13:05 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I stagger around like a drunk I get you in front of you giving you a massive nuke kick to your balls extremely hard then get you in a nasty headlock and punch you in the throat BAM

13:07 Rob_the_Brawler: before I fully recovered, your take me in a headlock, I gag, gasp and drool when you punch my throat

13:08 Rob_the_Brawler: I than shove my left arm between your thighs from behind and give you a hard low blow into your old balls

13:09 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I sink to my knees holding my balls grunting I get up slow remove the ring rope hook and get behind you and ram the hook up into your balls hard

13:14 Rob_the_Brawler: I turn away from you, when you drop down on your knees in ball pain. I cough and spit from the hit to my throat, you're back on your feet faster than I expected. As you sneak up behind me with the ring hook, one of my buds yells, "watch out, he's behind you," I dodge to the side, you push the ring hook into the ropes, I hit you with a double axe handle to the back of the neck, snatch the ring hook from you and ram it into your groin

13:17 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I scream out roll out of the ring I see a very long wood screw a hide it in my hand playing possum I see you get close to me I quickly get in my knees and ram that screw in your navel BAMMMM

13:22 Rob_the_Brawler: When you roll out of the ring, I follow you to the ropes, lean over the top rope, and taunt you. When you come back to the apron, I reach down to grab you by the hair. My massive belly hanging out of the ring between the top and middle ropes. Suddenly, a hot pain washes over my entire body me as you ram the screw into my navel. I stagger away from the ropes and look down at myself in horror, the wood screw protruding from my violently twitching belly, blood dripping down from me

13:30 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I do it once again I get back in the ring as I grab the top rope leap over the top rope drop kicking you across the ring I see you bounce off the rope shoulder ramming you into your throat hard BAMMMMMM

13:34 Rob_the_Brawler: While I stagger away from the ropes trying to remove the wood screw, you drop kick me from behind, hurling me into the ropes, which throw me back into the ring. I flail my arms, then spit out, coughing and gagging as you hit my throat. I fall onto my back with a loud thud, the whole ring shaking from the impact

13:37 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I then grab some brass knucks straddle over you I pound away on your forehead then drag you by your gotee I spread your legs I the slide out of the ring and yank your sore balls into the bottom of the ring post violently then bend your legs the wrong way across the ringoost as I hear cracking popping

13:45 Rob_the_Brawler: I lay out on my back still stunned by the hard fall, when I raise my head to see what's going on you pound my forehead and I drop down, again dazed now as you used brass knucks, several cuts opens on my forehead and blood sprays, running into my eyes too. Draged across the ring, I leave a trail of sweat and blood behind me,You ram my groin against the ring post with my legs outside the ring, the impact makes my balls almost burst and I roar in horrible pain. When you wrap my legs around the ring post, my knees give way and break, the ligaments tear.... I roar like a gored bull

13:46 Rob_the_Brawler: My buddies are shocked, one groans, "He's literally slaughtering Rob." they drink more beer ....

13:48 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I then reach into the ring from the outside I grab you by your gotee remove the second rope from the ringoost I get you by your gotee and ramming your face into the ring post BAMMMM BAM BAM BAM knocking you out the bell rings CLANG CLANG

13:50 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I still ramming your face into the ringoost like a crazy man the bell keeps clanging CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

13:54 Rob_the_Brawler: WAAAAAAAAAHHH I'm no longer able to move, but I sit up infront of the ring post, and stare at my damaged knees in horror. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH than you ram my face into the ringpost again and again. A misty cloud of sweat, blood and spit around my head, me face a bloody mess, than I drop down on my back, completely destroyed and koed, My legs are hanging out of the ring in an unnatural position

13:56 Rob_the_Brawler: One of my buddies throws in the towel as the sign of my submission

13:59 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: As I straddle over you raising bit arms up in victory as you lay there bloody destroyed humiliated in front of the fans

13:59 Pat_Russell_the_crippler: The end