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Quesadilla: I had been chatting to ZUKA about a tag team
Quesadilla: Z and Q !! At combined weight of almost 600 lbs we would be a huge force.
Zuka_the_Warrior: YES - indeed Quesadilla
KFC_Gut: Promoters had been looking for matches for me but they were struggling as many guys just said no. So when they heard of Z and Q who together weighed as much as me almost they eagerly tried to arrange a match. A similar weight two on one match.
KFC_Gut: I was looking forwards to squashing both muscle men flat ! My favourite match on YouTube was the over 500 lb Dr Ruthless vs the two guys called Pure Hatred at 550 lb combined. My plan was to squash ZUKA and Quesa as they had been squashed. There were pics of match I had made to put in arena to show what I intended to do
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KFC_Gut: All designed to scare my opponents
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA looks at Quesadilla and points to the two big guys KFC crushed. ZUKA gets into the ring and FLEXES his black BICEPS and wait for Quesadilla to flex his thighs to KFC
Quesadilla: I get into ring too flexing my biceps and huge quads as the audience cheer and yell their support
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Quesadilla: Then putting hand out for ZUKA to shake
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA shake his hand and pat on Quesadilla thigh to compliment it
KFC_Gut: I waddle to ring as the shouts of you fat bastard echo across the crowd. Then hauling my bulk into ring already sweating. Grabbing the mic I tell you both that I will squash you two flat.
KFC_Gut: 
KFC_Gut: Slapping my immense belly as the bell rings to start match and I lumber out of my corner
KFC_Gut: ZUKA is in ring first against me
Zuka_the_Warrior: High fiving Q, ZUKA makes his way to the center of the ring and even a big guy like ZUKA looks slender in front of KFC. ZUKA slowly start to circle and looking for an opening
KFC_Gut: Turning to face you as you circle lumbering around like a brontosaurus. Annoyed as you keep moving. Moving forwards as you move back till you are in front of a neutral corner. Then I charge towards to slam into you belly against abs - 600 lb vs 329 lb
KFC_Gut: 
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA sees you charging towards him and ZUKA panics. ZUKA grab the ropes to pull himself up and EXTEND his legs in front hoping that your belly will smash into ZUKA legs
KFC_Gut: Ring shaking as I approach
KFC_Gut: I see you raise your legs so your knees will take the impact but I can’t stop as I Slam into you
KFC_Gut: Your massive powerful legs going deep into my belly as I impact. Yelling with pain as I stagger back a couple of steps as I hope i damaged your massive legs as well
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA put his leg down after your BELLY crashes into ZUKA knees. ZUKA had to hold the ropes to keep on standing and shaking his leg. ZUKA then climb the middle rope and JUMP high to land a superman punch to your head
Quesadilla: “Get him into our corner” I yell as I want to double team him
KFC_Gut: Still recovering I don’t react in time as you land a huge punch to my head. Your whole weight behind it. Dazed I stagger back again trying to head to ropes between your corner and one we impacted in to steady myself
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA lands on his feet and then as you stagger towards the ropes. ZUKA charges from the side and slam his shoulder into your massive belly to push you towards our corner where Q is standing by
KFC_Gut: Still heading towards corner as a freight train slams into me or that’s what it feels like
KFC_Gut: Your momentum pushing my bulk back heading towards your corner. I slam my back into corner with your weight pressing into me.
Quesadilla: With the fat man trapped in our corner by my partner i get my arm around KFC neck from behind strangling him with my huge bicep. Ref glancing down checking on my partner telling him to pull back or tag as KFC is touching the ropes. You are not responding to refs request allowing me to continue to strangle the big bellied hog
Quesadilla: 
Zuka_the_Warrior: I was able to push the 600 lb into the corner. Knowing what my partner would do, I grab the rope and send my shoulder into his abs one more time to keep him tamed. The ref telling us to let go of the BIG GUY. ZUKA takes a step back and tag Quesadilla
Quesadilla: Tagged in I see the massive fat man in our corner looking exhausted already. You start to stagger forwards. Deciding to take a risk I move across the ring climbing the ropes. On top rope I leap towards you feet first you aiming to slam into your chest.
KFC_Gut: Staggering out of the corner I dont realise you are in the air. Then BOOM your feet slam into my chest. Staggering back almost falling. Close to ropes close to where ZUKA can grab my leg as Quesa climbs ropes again
Zuka_the_Warrior: AS you stumble and stagger back towards our corner, ZUKA get off the apron and wrap his massive strong arm around KFC LEG and hoping he would FALL forward - facing down
KFC_Gut: I feel a huge arm around my leg trying to shake it off not looking what Quesa is doing
Quesadilla: On top rope again then flying through the air to slam my bulk onto KFC chest in a flying cross body splash. I see he is distracted and only realised what I am doing just before I impact
KFC_Gut: I turn to see Quesa almost on me. I cant move as ZUKA has my legs
KFC_Gut: BOOM huge impact as I struggle to keep upright but the force is too much and I go over onto my back with Quesa on top of me
Quesadilla: Ref counting one ah as I am pinning the fat pig across the chest. But I roll off tagging in ZUKA. Lifting one of KFC legs for ZUKA to hold revealing KFC enormous balls. We need to punish him more. “Destroy him” I tell ZUKA
KFC_Gut: Laying there belly up
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Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA tags with Q and then when he sees Q holding one of his legs. ZUKA climbs the middle rope and goes for a FROG splash on 600 LB Of meat and fat
KFC_Gut: Belly up as Quesa had my leg still even after being tagged out. Stopping mr from moving of rolling. I see him looking across the ring then I follow his gaze. Horrified to see 330 lb of ZUKA flying across the ring. Quesa releasing me just before impact so I can’t escape.
KFC_Gut: BOOM !! Ring shaking as you frogsplash me on my chest and belly. Bouncing you back up a few inches as my belly acts kind a trampoline. The rarely seen splashback !! Before you crash down on me again.
KFC_Gut: Laying there groaning as ref starts the count - one ah
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Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA and Q had other plans for cocky KFC GUT!!! ZUKA stands up and immediately raises his foot to slam on your GLOBE like abs --- once and then then ayt
KFC_Gut: You lift up after one ah. Your big foot slamming on my massive globe of a belly. Destroying it so I can’t use it effectively as offensive weapon
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KFC_Gut: Groaning as I try to grab your ankle to pull you down to ground
Zuka_the_Warrior: YOU PULL ZUKA to the ground and ZUKA swing a kick at your head and pull his leg back. ZUKA reaches over to tag Q
KFC_Gut: Although I got you over onto ground you manage to kick my head as I release your ankle. Tagging Quesa in. Which gives me time to roll away across ring to ropes to try to haul myself up
Quesadilla: Tagged back as I see the huge KFC rolling across to ropes away from our corner. He is rolling slowly so I intercept him before he reaches ropes. Stomping his huge belly with my boot. One Two Three !!
Quesadilla: He is close to ropes belly up so I grab top rope as I stand on his huge belly trampling the massive gut. Calling across to ZUKA to join me standing on his belly to utterly destroy KFC immense belly
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA walks in and joins Q = we both smile and then JUMP on that BIG belly together
Zuka_the_Warrior: OUR FEET landing on KFC gut to FCK his gut
KFC_Gut: BOOM !! 600 lbs lands on my huge belly as the two big men jump in unison on me. Groaning as you two destroy my gut
Quesadilla: Smiling I suggest a double splash on KFC belly from the ropes. ZUKA climbs ok bottom rope with me behind him on middle rope. Looking down on the huge belly of KFC who is groaning but not moving
Quesadilla: 
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA nods and agrees as we see KFC laying there groaning. His prize possession his belly is getting destroyed by us. ZUKA climbs the bottom rope and Q with his thick muscles stand behind me. ZUKA jumps along with bringing Q by his back as we go for a FROG SPLASH on KFC GUT
KFC_Gut: Watching in horror as 600 lbs of muscle men leaps towards me.
KFC_Gut: 
KFC_Gut: BBOOOOMM !! 600 lb frogsplash ! Completely destroying my belly. Crushing and flattening me. Almost ko groaning in agony under you both
KFC_Gut: Ref starting to count as I lay under you ONE ah
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA MUSCLED BODY slammed on your GUT with Q riding on ZUKA back. ZUKA groans but lay on top of you as REF count 1
KFC_Gut: Starting up at ceiling dazed and drifting in and out of ko. Unable to move as ref continues the count
KFC_Gut: TWO ah
Zuka_the_Warrior: almost 500-600 lb lay on your belly as it gets harder for you to breathe. ZUKA keeping your shoulder down as THE REF counts .... THREE
KFC_Gut: All that weight on me is meaning I am struggling to breathe. Head as red as my singlet as I gasp for air
KFC_Gut: Finally I hear three. Will you lift off me or both lay on me to suffocate me to ko
Quesadilla: Loving the destruction of the huge bellied hog. Laying on top of the three man dogpile hearing the crowd chant our names. Ignoring fact that the ref has already counted three. Ignoring fact KFC is unable to breathe under us. Ignoring fact that medics are in ring but can’t attend to KFC yet.
KFC_Gut: Unable to breathe head fling purple as toy both continue to lay on me. Ref getting desperate pleading for Quesa to get off me so ZUKA can move away.
Quesadilla: I ask my tag partner “ Do you want me to get off ZUKA or shall we KO the fat fucker “
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA says, "LET get off and KO the fat fucker". ZUKA waits for you to move so ZUKA can move als
Quesadilla: I lift off standing there flexing
Quesadilla: 
Zuka_the_Warrior: 
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA flexes next to you.
Zuka_the_Warrior: NOW lets lift him up
Quesadilla: Together we grab the huge almost ko bulb of KFC. Our 600 lb combined bulk able to lift the massive blubbery body
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA holding the shoulder and under the arm as Q lifts him by the LEG
Quesadilla: Grunting and straining as together we manage to lift KFC. “What’s the plan ZUKA” I grin
Zuka_the_Warrior: SWING HIM and THEN THROW him out of the ring
KFC_Gut: Groaning as I feel myself get lifted by these sadistic muscle men
Quesadilla: We start to swing the huge heavy bulk of KFC getting up momentum to throw him out of the ring. Crowd next to where we are planning to throw him out panicking and running. Yt ZUKA
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA and Q starts to swing the bIG BODY of 600 LB. ZUKA holding the shoulder and arm and Q doing more of the leg swing
Quesadilla: We are using huge amounts of strength and energy as the swings get longer and higher. I announce one last swing then throw
Quesadilla: Now ! I yell …….
Zuka_the_Warrior: WE swing and then WHEN Q yells NOW, We swing the 600 LB of BLUBBER over the ropes
KFC_Gut: I had assumed I would be too heavy to be thrown over the ropes onto the floor below but you two are incredibly strong
KFC_Gut: I get thrown out of ring landing on and destroying the metal barrier separating crowd from the ring area. Luckily that section of the crowd had fled. Impact of my back and head onto barrier completely ko me
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA wants to do more damage and then JUMP the rope and LOOK at Q! THEN raises his arm and DO another FROG SPLASH at the BIG BELLY again
Quesadilla: Laughing as I let big ZUKA continue the fun.
KFC_Gut: BOOM ! Huge frogsplash from the top rope onto mr about eight feet below. Belly crushed and bleeding. Purple with bruising and red with blood
Zuka_the_Warrior: ZUKA stands up and says to Q. "YOU do it also" it is fun
Quesadilla: Climbing the ropes and flexing again to crowd
Quesadilla:
Quesadilla: Then launching my bulk towards KFC massive injured belly in another frogsplash
Quesadilla: Crushing him again !!
KFC_Gut: KO and severely injured as medics can only watch horrified
Quesadilla: High fiving ZUKA we leave the arena
Quesadilla: Leaving KFC KO
Quesadilla: End ?
Zuka_the_Warrior: END
Published: 2026-06-17, viewed 87 times.
Jobber333
2026-06-18 07:14Great and complete domination by the two titanic muscle men! Can’t say that KFC Gut doesn’t deserve it, either. It’s interesting - are Z and Q a new tag team determined to dominate and destroy their opponents? Z can be very dominant in a match and maybe Q can find that side of himself, too? Be intriguing to see what happens next…
Freaker
2026-06-17 20:54A fun and destructive handicap match built around teamwork versus overwhelming size. KFC Gut enters the ring convinced his massive weight alone will crush both opponents, but ZUKA and Quesadilla execute their game plan almost perfectly. Their constant tags, coordinated attacks and creative double-team offense slowly wear down the giant until his greatest weapon—his enormous belly—becomes his greatest weakness. The finishing sequence is spectacular, with the massive throw over the ropes followed by two final frog splashes that leave no doubt about the result. A highly entertaining tag team showcase with excellent chemistry between the winners.
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