B.U.B.B.A.

Mexican_Giant: I'm going into the ring as they announce me "In the red corner, 6'7" tall and 287 lbs of pure mexican beef, the Mexican Giant!" I wave for the crowd showing off my black singlet and matching boots, slamming my belly like a drum to taunt

the_duke: Watching you from back stage until it's my turn "His opponent in the blue corner, ^'1 and weighing 280lbs, the veteran British wrestler THE DUKE" I shrug off my black ring jacket and adjust my black square cuts, check my black boots are laced and then the ref does his checks as I stretch a bit

Mexican_Giant: Ref comes and checks me after, smile at you and wink excited to wrestle someone in my weight league for a change, as the ref gives the all clear, the bell rings and i get close to the center of the ring.

the_duke: Moving out of the corner and getting closer, I realise just how much taller you are...hands raised as we inch slowly nearer until I can lunge the last little distance and try to lock up with you in a collar and elbow

Mexican_Giant: I try to go for a test of strength, you trap me and pull me down in the collar and elbow, hold your body, rubbing your hot belly, try to lift you but damn, you are over my lift limit, not used to that as i start struggling in your hold.

the_duke: We struggle for a few moments and then I twist my body a little and try and take you into a double handed wrist lock ...bringing your arm out to the side and twisting myself under it to try and put pressure on your shoulder joint

Mexican_Giant: I scream and grunt as you got my arm trapped, i slam my boots on the mats to psych myself up, and twist and turn my flexible wrist to try and escape.

the_duke: I turn under your arm once more and as I straighten up try and whip you across the ring for a posting

Mexican_Giant: I was tol focused on escaping that you easily whip me and i hit the turnbuckle with my big body.

the_duke: The ring shakes as you run to the corner and then it rattles as you take the post in your back...it's still groaning when I charge towards you intent on splashing my big body into yours

Mexican_Giant: I shake my shoulder, recovering from the hold, but then i see you rushing at me, you slam your body on mine like a cannon ball and i WHEEZE out of air with your body holding me on the corner...

the_duke: The ref tells me to let you out the corner, so I peel my body off yours and step back a pace but then give you a forearm smash to your meaty chest as a parting shot

Mexican_Giant: I'm out of air and i feel your big body taking me out like a sticker, take a step forward and BOOM! Forearm smash back to the corner...

the_duke: This time the ref gets between us and I'm forced to let you come out of the corner "Come on big boy stop hiding behind the ref" I mock at you as I wait

Mexican_Giant: I take a deep breath and recover after the brutal assault, I get the ref to the side and run at you going for a shoulder tackle on you.

the_duke: Seeing you coming, the ring shaking as you charge...bracing myself but you still drive me back to the ropes ...your body bend over to hit my mid section...I gasp but remain on my feet and lift my arms high, join my hands and bring them crashing down on your exposed back

Mexican_Giant: I drop on a knee, hit by your hammer, but I get back up and throw a bich boot on your chest sending you to the ropes, as you come back, i lift an arm and lariat you!

the_duke: My body is hit hard when you retaliate and I'm sent to the floor with a big arm across my body...the ref satrts to count and I stay a moment breathing deep and starting to sweat and then pull up on the ropes and move quite fast for a big old guy and rip a backhand chop across your chest

Mexican_Giant: Ouff!!! I back up hit by your chop, redness visible in my pale hairless chest, i place a hand on your shoulder to keep you steady and send a big sumo slap to your old man chest!

the_duke: My hairy chest take another big hit from my much younger foe and once again by back hits the ropes, this time I come back at you ready for action and when I get closer I jump up to strike your upper chest with a forearm smash

Mexican_Giant: I stumble back, clearly hurt, done playing this game as i surround your big body and go for a Bearhug! Squeezing you with mi gigantic body and slamming my belly out on yours!

the_duke: Crushed tight together but my arms are free and I push my hands up into your face and try to get at your neck, you are so tall it's hard....my sweat really flowing ...eventually I open my arms wide and try to clap my hands so that my arms will crash against both sides of your head at once

Mexican_Giant: I crush you up, even trying to lift you a bit off the mats, i achieve it... Bearly but BAM! my head ringing as i drop the Bearhug holding my head.

the_duke: When you drop me I stagger away from you, breathing hard as I look up into your face trying to get much needed air back into my body....then run at you and splash my belly into yours...two massive guts collide and I bounce back from you struggling to stay on my feet

Mexican_Giant: But you got an speed advantage, and as i was holding my head i was open, so your belly sends me back hitting the mats.

the_duke: Once I recover and realise you are down I run at the ropes, bounce off for momentum and take to the air and spalsh down across your chest and go for a pin attempt....1.....

Mexican_Giant: "Oughhh!!!" Air out as i feel your big belly flatten mine, weak but not out... I pull a shoulder up breaking the pin, trying to move you, but you are too heavy...

the_duke: With the ref looking down at your shoulders I ram a hard fist into your massive belly and try and pin you for a second attempt....1.....

Mexican_Giant: Ough... I feel your weight on me again, and i hesr the two, trying to get some air, but no luck... Your belly completely covered mine, leaving me breathless, make a final escape attempt!

the_duke: The ref looks at me and confirms it was just 2.....I get to my feet and go to the ropes and take in a few breaths waiting for you to stand

Mexican_Giant: I take in deep breaths but i can't move up, flattened by you it takes me forever to go back up, ref checking on me and giving me the all clear...

the_duke: I can see you are struggling and wait for you to stand then come at you with a clothesline hoping to put you down again

Mexican_Giant: Not three seconds up and your big arm hit me back into the mats, fuck i thought this old man would be easier!

the_duke: I climb slowly to the top of the post, turn to face your prone body, steady myself then leap to attempt to splash my big body across your chest again

Mexican_Giant: I am starting to come to, but when i notice your big body coming down on me, can't roll out in time...

the_duke: I hit you hard...it even makes me gasp as I go for another pin attempt...no way can I reach to hook a leg but open my legs wide for stability....1....

Mexican_Giant: I lay flat under you, your belly crushed the life out of me. Not moving as I'm suffocating under your weight.

the_duke: the ref slaps the floor...I dig deep for some reserves of energy....2.....

Mexican_Giant: Deep breaths trying to get air while I'm having your belly on me, compressing my lungs down...

the_duke: The ref finishes the count...3.... and I sigh as I lift my body off yours and get to my feet and then offer a hand to help you up

Mexican_Giant: I grab your hand and lift up, my chest red from those final two splashes "Gread body old man... Ugh... You should be proud of it..."