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Belly_Wobble: I had been bragging that at 420 lbs with a girth of 68 inches my enormous gut could win a match when it landed on an opponent and it would protect me from injury when facing a big opponent if they tried to land on me

Mega_Matt_Maki: Fed up with your bragging, I’ve decided to put that theory to the test. 500 pounds with a 70 inch waist.. the biggest bastard in England. Like looking into a mirror for you, except I’m bigger in every possible sense. I march down to the ring and when I take my jacket off the crowd gasps. My massive belly hanging over my pants, no one has ever seen a monster like me before

Belly_Wobble: Gasps of crowd turn to cheers as they see someone even bigger than me. I had in effect issued a challenge and this huge man had answered it.

Belly_Wobble: Not waiting for any bell or even waiting till you were properly in the ring, I charge towards you before you can get a firm standing. Hoping to crush you in the corner

Belly_Wobble:

Mega_Matt_Maki: Surprised at the initiative, you charge me hoping to crush me into the corner. Instead, our giant bellies collide with a thundering smack that reverbs throughout the building. I crack a sly smile at you as your mass does nothing but bounce off of my even larger frame

Belly_Wobble: BOOM we collide like two juggernauts. A massive smacking sound but instead of you being crushed I get bounced back a few feet. Slapping my belly I move back to try another belly against belly slam. Moving right across ring to opposite corner. Getting ready to charge again

Belly_Wobble:

Mega_Matt_Maki: You look back incredulous at me, as I remained unmoved from your attack. You slap your belly and move across the ring ready for an ever more powerful charge. The foundation of the ring shakes under me as you rumble towards me. As your run reaches me, I used my size advantage to lift you up the belly beast like he weighs nothing to me and slam you on your back with a sick spinebuster. I leap up in the air and my ass crashes ontop of your chest. I look down at you under me, bearing my weight for the first time. I start to bounce ontop of your chest.

Belly_Wobble: Lifted up like a bantamweight ! Slammed on my back then before I can move you leap high in the air. Massive 500 lb butt drop. Crushing my chest as my legs go up from impact. Just laying there under you. Ref starting to count. Luckily I am near ropes so I can just about extend my leg so my foot is on rope. Stopping the count as you bounce on me

Belly_Wobble:

Mega_Matt_Maki: I start to smack your face side to side like ping pong. Enjoying toying with the old bear under me. Much to your relief I get off you allowing your giant gut to fill with air once more. That relief is replaced with dread as you see 4 steel chairs fly into the ring before I slide in with a fifth. I bring the chair down across your belly before dragging you to your feet and Irish whipping you into the corner. The ring tilts closer to the ramp as I splash you into the corner, you fall limp forcing me to pull you to your feet again so I can throw you into the opposite corner and splash you again. I continue until your body as been smashed agaisnt all 4 corners and the ring is shifted to its original position.

Belly_Wobble: Chair across the belly ! Then I get pulled up and thrown in corner as you charge into me belly against belly BOOM ! This reoccurs in opposite corner BOOM then in the other corners BOOM BOOM. My massive gut squashed by your even bigger one - once twice three times four times. After fourth time I fall on to my butt in corner. Dazed ! Belly injured by all these impacts

Mega_Matt_Maki: I flex for the crowd, daring them to cheer for the carnage. They sit in stunned slience as I force the chair around your neck and make my way to the opposite corner. I throw two finger guns in your direction before I sprint across the ring with incredible speed then BAM your head is completely crashed by my ass and the chair around your necks becomes mangled from the impact. I take it off you and throw it out. Taking another chair I push the bar into your windpipe before carefully balancing it on your wide body. I take a seat as screams ring out from several directions including under me. My weight causing the four points to dig deep into your belly. Fearing you may tap early, I stop my assault on your belly and remove my weight, the now bent chair falls to the wayside

Belly_Wobble: Your arse collided with my head. Crushing my head with it and the chair. Another chair placed on me as you sit on it as I scream in pain as legs of chair push deeply into my belly. Head crushed. Belly crushed. Some of the crowd cheering you on. Rest looked stunned at violence. I just sit in corner head lolling holding my head and belly.

Belly_Wobble: Knowing I need to get out of ring to recover I try to move then roll to edge of the ring 

Mega_Matt_Maki: Wincing in pain, your massive body rolls to the outside of the ring. Not so easy ya fat bastard.. I follow after you. Standing on the apron.. a sick smile to the crowd and slap of the belly later I leap off the apron, my back slamming down across your stomach in a brutal senton showing extreme agility for a colossus. I leap to my fall to the roar of the crowd. I grab both your legs and turn your body over.. torture takes a whole new meaning as 500 pounds sits on the spine of your back and your legs are bent to your asshole in a statement Boston crab

Belly_Wobble: Seeking to escape I roll outside the ring. Laying there belly up as I recover. Then the ceiling lights are eclipsed as your massive frame drops from ring apron directly on my belly BOOM ! Crushed between you and the unyielding concrete floor. Back hurt belly hurt. Then I get turned on as you sur full weight on my injured back bending my legs in brutal Boston Crab. We had agreed match was pin or ko to win only. So even though I yell and scream as I slam the ground shouting I give you dont need to listen as ref can’t stop you

Mega_Matt_Maki: My deep laughter echos as you tap out in pain. A meaningless gesture.. I let go of one hog leg so my giant palm can apply a vice grip to your balls squeezing your balls as I crush you under me, I feel you start to fade so I cease the torment. I step on your back and start to flex for the crowd. Basking in the glow, I decide to further entertain the crowd. I bring the wobbly wobble to his feet and hold the smaller bear in a monster bearhug. Gaining satisfaction from the defeated look of pain on your face, I run towards the ring post and use my body to crush you into the steel. You slump to the floor at my feet.

Belly_Wobble: Badly squashed and squeezed as I get dragged up to my feet then pulled into a huge bearhug ! Crushed against ringpost when you charge into it wfh me trapped in front of you. Slumping to floor. Sitting on the mat my face level with your huge belly. I can. Ie sss your erect cock and giant balls which were hidden under your massive blubber belly and fat pad. Dazed as I admire your body

Mega_Matt_Maki: Suddenly I drop my weight on top of you. My enormous belly covering your entire face as your mouth blows your screams into my abyss. I start to bounce on your chest, audibly hearing the ribs start to crack under me. I get off your chest and notice your in perfect position in the corner of the ring.. I climb to the second rope and drop my entire mass on your chest with a bonzai drop and in just as sudden fashion; I once again climb the ropes and deliver a second bonzai drop.. I start to climb the ropes again but ascend past the second rope straight to the top. The top rung post wobbles like an earthquake under me as I carefully balance and throw myself backwards landing directly chest to chest large belly to massive belly.

Belly_Wobble: Butt drop with your belly covering my face - ribs cracking as you bounce. Then you lift and position me on ground. Then BBOOMM as you banzai drop on me - once twice ! More ribs cracking !

Belly_Wobble: Then I can only watch in horror as you get to top rope. Launching your huge bulk at me. BBOOOOMM ! Belly on belly ! Chest on chest ! Shattering my ribs crushing my belly almost flat under you. Legs going up with impact

Belly_Wobble: Almost ko under you

Belly_Wobble: Helpless

Mega_Matt_Maki: Looking back at your nearly lifeless body I flex one more time for the crowd as I exit the ring. I return to set up a table squarely inches from the corner of the ring. Sending the sign that the end is near… I pick up your body and throw it over my inhumanely large shoulders as together we climb the ring. Reaching the second rope.. I try to reach the top but feel it snap as I step on it. Suddenly I jump off with you hanging over my back as we explode through the tables, crushed under my weight and completely broken.

Belly_Wobble: Lifted onto your shoulders as you climb ropes. A huge almost ko deadweight. Me hanging over your back as you stare falling backwards onto the table

Belly_Wobble: Table destroyed as I land on it. Me destroyed as I land on table with you landing on me. Completely ko. Your huge bulk obscuring me from view as ref tries to check how badly hurt I am, indeed whether I am still alive. Counting one ah

Mega_Matt_Maki: Not content to let you off so easy, I rise off you and shove the ref out of the way as I remove my boots. I throw my boots into the crowd.. a collectors item. I drag your barely breathing body to the corner and place your head in the perfect position. The crowd eagerly applauding.. they know what’s coming next as I remove my pants revealing nothing but the worlds largest jockstrap giving a perfect frame look at my gigantic ass. I shove my bare ass into your face completely swallowing your head, feeling your nose reach deep into my crack. I let you breathe for several seconds weakly before smashing my ass into your face multiple times. I let you fall forwards to the mat as I climb to the top rope. Taking three good bounces I drop down onto your face, the ring thankfully reinforced to keep us for going straight to hell. My entire 500 pound weight crushing your head as the referee checks for any sign of life. Negative. The Bell rings as the referee begs me to get off you, which I do at my own leisure. Looking down to see blood spewing out of your mouth from the internal damage, the referee calls for a gurney from the back. Horrifying the official in the ring, I take one good run at the ropes and give you one last splash to remember me by. I watch from ringside as a large group of men someone roll the massive man onto the gurney. My work completed

Belly_Wobble: Face sitting onto mr again and again suffocating me. Then Top rope butt drop onto my face your 500 lb bulk crushing my head. Internally badly damaged then you belly splash me again

Belly_Wobble: Wheeled out of ring to hospital to save my life. Hopefully

Belly_Wobble: End