B0X1NG CLUB

11:09 Pinfall_apprentice: In my corner, black shorts, red stripe, black 12oz gloves, black boots with red laces, red gumshield

11:09 Pinfall_apprentice: 20yo, 6' 145lbs bouncing on my toes in my corner and shadow boxing

11:10 glovesupboxer: In my corner of the ring, wearing blue trunks with white trim, white boots with black stripes, red 12 oz gloves, and a white mouthguard

11:11 glovesupboxer: 30 yo, 5’11, 155 lbs, I hit my gloves together and throw uppercuts as I bounce toe to toe

11:13 Pinfall_apprentice: ref calls us to centre for the pep talk. Nod and then touch gloves with u "Good luck man"

11:15 glovesupboxer: Nod at the ref and smile over my mouthguard at you after shaking hands, “Good luck to you too man”. I punch the air as I turn and walk back to my corner, then bounce my shoulders and gloves before resting my elbows up on the ropes

11:16 Pinfall_apprentice: "seconds out - commence boxing" ding-ding

11:17 Pinfall_apprentice: out and circle u, high guard. Know I am giving away considerable weight and experience to this guy so need to be careful. Lead a couple of left straights to yr head from distance, testing yr defences

11:19 glovesupboxer: I’m with you center ring, light on my feet as we dance together. I back out my head then dodge your lefts, my guard loose around my torso. I step in and throw two right jabs to your mouth and twist into a straight left to your jaw

11:22 Pinfall_apprentice: My gloves hit thin air as u sway away from them, but I get them back in time to block the rights but the left break through and I grunt and step back a step. Shake head and feint another left straight but sway to right and right uppercut to yr abs and left cross to the pec

11:23 glovesupboxer: Ungh, UNFF, your punches land on my abs and bounce my pec, I snap out a left jab to your brow before stepping out and creating some distance to dance with you.

11:24 glovesupboxer: I can’t underestimate this guy, I think to myself behind my gloves

11:25 Pinfall_apprentice: Glad to land a punch on this guy. Sway away from yr left and follow u quick with more body shots, bending my knees slightly to left-right combo into the belly button and then sway slightly right to shoot a left hook to the liver

11:27 glovesupboxer: I huddle up and bend in, taking your combo on my arms, and manage to smother your liver shot before I counter with a right uppercut to your jaw and follow by swiveling into a left cross to your mouth

11:29 Pinfall_apprentice: Committed too far forward to get my guard up as u counter all my shots, so open to the uppercut which rocks my head back and opens up my mouth to yr left cross making me stumble backwards. Uffffffff

11:30 glovesupboxer: I bare my mouthguard as I hit my gloves together as I step to close the distance, and throw a hard left to your chest as I move into a right uppercut to your belt line

11:31 Pinfall_apprentice: Block the left on my arms but yr right goes under and doubles me over UFHHHHHHHHHHHH

11:31 glovesupboxer: I see my shot, and rear back my right glove before unleashing another right uppercut aimed right at your nose

11:32 Pinfall_apprentice: GHNNNNNN....head spins round, drop of blood from my nose flying onto yr glove and I am dropped to the canvas

11:33 glovesupboxer: You THUD onto the canvas at my feet, and the ref pushes me away by chest as my gloves are raised in the air as I go to a neutral corner

11:33 glovesupboxer: 1!

11:34 glovesupboxer: 2!

11:34 glovesupboxer: 3!

11:34 Pinfall_apprentice: uhhh

11:34 glovesupboxer: 4!

11:34 Pinfall_apprentice: sit up and shake head

11:34 glovesupboxer: 5!

11:34 glovesupboxer: 6!

11:34 Pinfall_apprentice: Push up and stand

11:34 glovesupboxer: 7!

11:34 Pinfall_apprentice: wipe trickle of blood from my nose away with my glove

11:35 Pinfall_apprentice: bounce on toes

11:35 glovesupboxer: Ref: Show me your gloves son!

11:35 Pinfall_apprentice: press gloves into ref's shirt

11:35 Pinfall_apprentice: I'm OK ref

11:35 Pinfall_apprentice: He looks into my eyes and nods

11:35 Pinfall_apprentice: Box on bois

11:35 glovesupboxer: Ref: Alright boys! Box!

11:36 Pinfall_apprentice: come out high guard and left straight to the head with a quick follow-up right uppercut low into the solar plexus

11:38 glovesupboxer: Your left slams into my brow, my head flying back. I sway out of the uppercut, and throw my own, a left uppercut to the side of your ribs, then a left hook to your brow and a right jab to your nose

11:40 Pinfall_apprentice: Ughhhhh...the rib shot stings but I duck under the left and yr right sails over my head. Now low, I bend my knees a little more to left right uppercut yr belly button and as yr guard drops, right uppercut to the chin

11:41 glovesupboxer: UNNGGHH, your leather gloves pound at my satin belt line, but my gloves are up as you go to my body and I catch the right on them, but the force of your punch sends me stumbling backwards, and before I realize it, my back is against the ropes

11:43 Pinfall_apprentice: Follow u up quick, crowding u on the ropes. Feint a left uppercut to the abs but shoot a right cross to the chin and then the left follows with a cross to the nose and then again the right, low now into the solar plexus

11:44 glovesupboxer: You start gaining control of the ring, beating me up left and right, and and your shot to the plexus knocks of the wind out of me, my knees buckling before I fall into you, then slide down and fall face down onto the canvas

11:46 Pinfall_apprentice: feel the right sink in and see yr eyes glaze as u pitch forward. Raise my gloves as yr head slides down my sweaty pecs and step away as u crash face down to canvas. Raise my right glove and step away as the ref stands over u and puts the count on u

11:46 Pinfall_apprentice: ONEahhhh

11:46 Pinfall_apprentice: TWOOOahhhh

11:46 Pinfall_apprentice: THREEEEEahhhhh

11:46 glovesupboxer: I grunt as I move my head around

11:47 Pinfall_apprentice: FOURRRRRahhhhh

11:47 glovesupboxer: Push my gloves into the canvas, get my knee up

11:47 Pinfall_apprentice: FIVEEEEahhhhhhh

11:47 glovesupboxer: Shake my head and take a beat

11:47 Pinfall_apprentice: SIXXXXXXXXX!!!

11:47 Pinfall_apprentice: SEVENNAHHHHHHH!!!

11:47 glovesupboxer: I push my boot under me, then shoot up

11:48 Pinfall_apprentice: ref checks u - show me yr gloves son

11:48 glovesupboxer: Check me ref! I say with my gloves up

11:48 Pinfall_apprentice: Ref looks into yr eyes. Nods. Box on boys

11:49 glovesupboxer: I hit my gloves together, then wave you forward. Once we’re toe to toe, I snarl over my mouthguard as I let out two left jabs to your brow and a straight right to your mouth, then throw a left hook to your nose

11:51 Pinfall_apprentice: Come forward as u wave me on, intending to touch gloves but u preempt me and I just manage to get my guard up for the jabs and take the other shots on my arms. The left opens yr left side up a bit and I right cross to yr temple and then uppercut left to that solar plexus spot that floored u last time

11:54 glovesupboxer: I duck under the temple shot, and paw away the plexus shot before countering with two rights to your abs and right cross to your pecs, then swivel into a left uppercut to your jaw

11:56 Pinfall_apprentice: Uf Ufffffff....doubled over to meet the uppercut which floors me - splayed out groaning

11:57 glovesupboxer: You spread out at my feet makes me smile over my mouthguard as the ref yells at me to get to the corner, where I happily rest my elbows up on the rope

11:57 glovesupboxer: ONE!

11:57 glovesupboxer: TWO!

11:57 glovesupboxer: THREE!

11:58 Pinfall_apprentice: leg moves up and down trying to get purchase on the canvas

11:58 glovesupboxer: FOUR!!

11:58 glovesupboxer: FIVE!!

11:58 Pinfall_apprentice: slowly turn to side and then all fours

11:58 glovesupboxer: SIX!!!

11:58 glovesupboxer: SEVEN!!!

11:58 Pinfall_apprentice: deep breaths

11:58 glovesupboxer: EIGHT!!!

11:58 glovesupboxer: NINE!!!!

11:58 Pinfall_apprentice: push up and stand

11:59 glovesupboxer: Ref: Come on kid! You good to fight?

11:59 Pinfall_apprentice: take a deep breath

11:59 Pinfall_apprentice: plant gloves on refs shirt and look into his eyes

11:59 Pinfall_apprentice: Yeah ref I'm ok

12:00 glovesupboxer: Ref: Alright kid

12:00 glovesupboxer: Ref: BOX!

12:02 glovesupboxer: I push off the turnbuckle, my gloves up high and tight, one glove out to shake hands

12:03 Pinfall_apprentice: bump yr glove and nod respect

12:04 Pinfall_apprentice: circle and left cross to the nose, right cross to the temple and sway to my left to make room for a left uppercut to the belly button

12:06 glovesupboxer: The left cross smashes into my face, distorting it as blood mists out onto your glove. My head was punched out of the way of your temple shot, but the uppercut lands and slams in, making me grunt as I fall forward and clinch with you

12:08 Pinfall_apprentice: uuffff.....yr musk fills my still slightly bleeding nose as u clinch me. I fight it as I swing my gloves as much as yr clinch lets me, digging into yr ribs on both sides and I shuffle u towards the corner post as I dig in the punches

12:09 glovesupboxer: I grunt as you throw close range punches, and I return the favor, throwing punches to the back of your ribs and to your ear

12:10 Pinfall_apprentice: ufff..uffff.... yr musk making me drowsy now as I gotta get out of the clinch. Manage to shuffle us to the corner post and shrug clear of yr clinch, pushing u back to the corner and then stepping back for a haymaker right cross to the jaw and an uppercut left to the belly button

12:12 glovesupboxer: I duck under the haymaker and take the left on my arms, then swerve out of the corner, and throw a left cross to your brow and turn into a right hook to your nose

12:15 Pinfall_apprentice: Surprised by yr ducking I am slightly unbalanced but manage to get my gloves up for the left but the right breaks through, splattering blood across yr glove and dripping down now onto my pecs. Step around to follow u and feint a left straight but fire a right shovel hook into yr core and a left cross to yr nose

12:17 glovesupboxer: I step back out of the right, but the left catches, however it smashes into my mouth, distorting my lips over my mouthguard as spit and blood spray out onto the canvas. I start seeing stars after that punch lands, and before I can throw another punch, I slam down onto my back on the canvas

12:18 Pinfall_apprentice: Deep breaths as I raise my glove and step around the ref as he comes in for the count and go to the neutral corner

12:18 Pinfall_apprentice: ONEahh

12:18 Pinfall_apprentice: TWOOOahhhh

12:18 Pinfall_apprentice: THHREEEahhh

12:18 glovesupboxer: Blood drooling out of my nose and mouth, down my face onto the canvas

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: FOURRRahhhhh

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: FIVEEEEahhhhhhh

12:19 glovesupboxer: I blink hard, getting to my elbows and prop myself up

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: SIXXXXXXX!!!

12:19 glovesupboxer: Breathing hard, one knee bent up

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: SEVENAHHHHHHH!!!

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: EIGHTTTTTTTAHHHHHHH!!!

12:19 glovesupboxer: I push my gloves onto the canvas

12:19 Pinfall_apprentice: NINEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!

12:19 glovesupboxer: TO MY FEET

12:20 Pinfall_apprentice: ref comes over

12:20 Pinfall_apprentice: Looks anxiously at yr mouth and examines the cut

12:20 Pinfall_apprentice: Looks pretty bad kid

12:20 glovesupboxer: Lemme box ref

12:20 Pinfall_apprentice: Ref looks into yr eyes. Sees them dull

12:21 glovesupboxer: Come on ref. Please. Lemme box this guy

12:21 Pinfall_apprentice: ref shakes his head

12:21 Pinfall_apprentice: OK lad -

12:21 Pinfall_apprentice: I give u a final chance

12:21 Pinfall_apprentice: Box on!

12:22 glovesupboxer: I wipe my mouth with my forearm, then hit my gloves together and wave you forward

12:23 Pinfall_apprentice: Come up and nod respect as I touch yr gloves with mine

12:23 Pinfall_apprentice: Come forward suddenly and right and left hooks into the ribs and then right uppercut under yr guard to the chin

12:25 glovesupboxer: I grunt in pain as the combo lands on the body, but I manage to smother the uppercut, then counter with two left jabs to your eye, I feint a right before throwing another left to your cheek and finish with a straight right to your brow

12:26 Pinfall_apprentice: Too close to avoid any of these punches, a cut opens above my left eye and the straight to my brow makes me see stars and step back a couple of paces, shaking my head

12:27 glovesupboxer: I give you no room to breathe, throwing a left uppercut to your pecs, then right hook to your ribs, then going back in to head hunt, throwing a left right left combo to your face, and finishing with a right hook to the temple

12:30 Pinfall_apprentice: Lower my guard to take the body shots on my arms but then open to the face combo and then the right hook drops the black curtain and lifts me off my feet, crashing to canvas and splayed out flat, eyes snugly shut

12:31 glovesupboxer: I watch your face drop as that right connects, you dropping like a bag of bricks

12:31 glovesupboxer: ONE!

12:31 glovesupboxer: TWO!

12:31 glovesupboxer: THREE!

12:31 glovesupboxer: FOUR!

12:32 Pinfall_apprentice: no movement from the kid just chest slowly rising and falling

12:32 glovesupboxer: FIVE!!

12:32 glovesupboxer: SIX!!

12:32 glovesupboxer: SEVEN!!!

12:32 Pinfall_apprentice: zzzzzzzzzz

12:32 glovesupboxer: EIGHT!!!

12:32 glovesupboxer: N I N E!!!!!

12:33 glovesupboxer: TEN! DING DING DING DING ITS OVERRRRRRRR!!!! BY WAY OF KNOCK OUT!

12:33 Pinfall_apprentice: ughhhhhhhhhhhh

12:33 Pinfall_apprentice: don't hear the count or the bell

12:34 glovesupboxer: The ref comes and lifts my glove into the air, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

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