Introduction

Let's Get Started Then.

I should probably start this off by talking about why I'm here. Please, don't let the death tags scare you off just yet. While nothing is hotter than the idea of a guy crushing every last inch of air out of me, it's not mandatory for a match. I will enjoy a fun safe match with anyone if we get along. As approachable as I might be.

That was my attempt at humor. We're really hitting it off, huh.

What should you expect from me when it comes to a match?

A Battle

I may dream of death, but that doesn't mean I'm just gonna lay there and let it happen.

Submission Moves

Not much of a pro fighter. Mostly because the effort it takes to get one of you bigger guys in a camel clutch is...overwhelming.

Back and Forth

My matches shouldn't be a one sided jobber fest. I'll use my speed and agility to the best of my ability. If I happen to be overpowered, well...What. A. Shame.

Creativity

I am down for any and all wild ideas you may have. Throw em at me. Bonus points if you're a Jigsaw Killer and have 101 cool ways to kill me.

Mid Tier Writing

I'm not Picasso over here with words. You won't get one or two word responses in a match with me, but you're not going to get 3 paragraph responses describing a single bead of sweat travelling from my forehead to my shoulders.

Who AM I though?

My name is Caleb. I'm a 20 year old masochist with a flair for dabbling in being a sadist. I'm very easily distracted and probably on a spectrum of some sort- but who isn't? Everyone is a little mental, especially those of us getting off to wrestling.
My limits are pretty out there, however I usually stick to fighting human characters. Big boys, small boys, everyone in between.
Usually I like to fight in something cozy. Tank tops, shorts, underwear. Realistic stuff. I won't say no if you provide something specific for me to try on. Just make sure you're prepared to choke me out with it when I'm done wearing it.

Think that's all for now. Hit me up to know more I guess. This has been exhausting for me to write out as a shy, sad boi. I've been told to try and be more outgoing though, so. Here I am. Come get me boys.

Last login: 2026-03-12
Start of membership: 2022-10-28